Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jaclyn
Friday, January 25th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Jaclyn writes:
Hi! My name is Jaclyn, I'm 20 years old, and I read your site everyday! I think I'm just as hot as these other bastardly ladies of the day and should be considered!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Gillian Anderson (Scully on "The X-files") She is hot as hell!
Do you like your boobs?
Yes, although sometimes I wish they were smaller.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Probably not. That's just sick.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes. Someone once told me I look like Jessica Biel, but I know that's not true!
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Britney is pretty cute, so I guess she's my favorite.
What makes you Bastardly?
People think I'm innocent, but there is more to me than meets the eye!
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poor Ken lol, Mattel doesn't approve that, lol, Barbie is jealous, lol
your eyes are pretty but you look a little fat :(
you're cute , but you have a pig nose (could be from the photo angle)
what about legs and ass?
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You may well be the only one who wishes your boobs were smaller.
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Why, Miss Piggy, why would you put yourself through this?
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wow - you have terrible taste in clothes.
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You put the ug in ugly.
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this girl is no older than 15...
and she's not hot
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Page 2 screams, "This picture was taken in Wisconsin circa 1993".
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Pass.
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hm i wonder what youre trying to say licking ken's head
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- looks like a 15 y.o.
- horrible, hedious pig nose
- no legs
- no ass
- no curves
- no waist
- why THE HELL would you EVER wish for smaller boobs?!
- shameful sense of style.
With that said, I'd say she's WAY below average. Go fish.
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I don't think you're legal.
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ZzzzZzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzzzz........
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you have really pretty eyes
and you have pontential to be hot.
get a new haircut, i thinkyou would suit a fringe or some layers. i think you should go for a darker hair colour cos it will set off ur eyes
but PLEASE,
NEVER EVER EVER wear that horrendous jacket you have on in page2, you dont have a thin waist and that only makes you look more square.
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The nicest thing I can say to you Jaclyn is that if you were in a porn I would watch the scene. Looks like you have a cute body and nice boobs. Hell, I think you're cute. I would fuck you for sure. Is that what you want to hear? Is that why you posted your picture? Okay. Yes, I think you're hot and I would fuck you and I wouldn't have to be drunk to do it. I think I would fuck you sober. Of course, fucking goes better with pot, but that doesn't mean I don't think you're fucking sexy baby, because I do. I think you're really fucking sexy and I want to suck on your titties. Is that better? Is that more in line with what you want to hear? Or would you rather me tell you that you are the most beautiful girl I've seen today. Because I can say that too, Jaclyn. I can say whatever you want as long as my dick is in your mouth and you're looking up at me with your big eyes. Was that too agressive? Sorry.
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Send your resume to Mr Chubby...when you turn 18.
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Nice green eyes, a good smile, and a cute body. There is definitely room for improvement, but not bad.
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I think you're very cute! :)
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Lovely eyes.
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What The FUCK! There are NO ass shots, not that I think you have an ass, but I clearly stated no posting pics without including ass shots. And where the FUCK are the big boobs that you complained about? Damnit! And lastly are you a fucking Transformer, talking bout "more than meets the eye". You know what meets my FUCKING eye when I see your pictures? Pure mediocricy. Good day madam!
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The pictures are about as exciting as a drivers license photo. Yawn...boring as fuck.
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shes cute in a ordinary girl next door sort of way. dont think theres anything wrong with her in this sense. cute, prolly looks pretty glammed up. wont be the best looking chick at the party, but is far from being the worst.
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i like your boobs wash that shit around your eyes and purt some foundation and mascara on and lose 15 lbs
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Dick Chestnutt is officially my favorite Bastardly commenter.
"Good day madam!"
That's funny. Really funny. I don't know who you are Dick, but take this character and work it.
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No, no, no. Why take such unflattering pictures? You could looks loads better.
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weak. i don't like to disrespect the BLOTD's but... fucking weak.
word to future BLOTD. "DON'T DO THIS"
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why do fat chicks insist on showing their fat stomachs?
start doing 8 min abs everyday and stop eating and then show us your stomach.
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definition of average
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#1,
how does she look fat? look at her small arms and flat stomach...yeah it is not toned but i dont think she looks fat as far as pix show....gotta get that hair cut and styled...very average though
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yeah im with Dam here....this girl isnt fat cmon, in no way shape or form. you cant really see how big her chest is, but you can tell shes got a nice body, like Dam said, not TONED, but, shes got a nice body for an everyday kinda gal.
plus, the only one who comes on here thats allowed to call her fat is Pam, since, well, nicole richie is fat to her
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Phil..when did I say that??Cmon..now you're just making things up!!
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LMAO your right i am.....and in all fairness you DID say Adriana Lima has a bangin body....oh man....i have such a headache its altering my perception of reality....soon enough im gonna be thinking im that dude they took a picture of walking on mars....
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She will be better looking when she grows up a little bit. She looks 15-16 years old. More kiddie porn again. What is up with that?
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This girl is not fat at all. I find it a little disturbing that a girl this young would be posting her pictures on this site. It is obvious she is craving attention.
I think she would look a lot better if she were to cut her hair and color it. Also she needs to pluck her eyebrows.
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you're really pretty & down to earth!
loads better than that meg bitch! hah!
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Props for naming Gillian Anderson rather than Angelina and making me laugh with the third picture. Otherwise, I have a feeling there must have been better photo choices…
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You couldn't get humped on a bad night in Juarez.
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It hit it pretty hard
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i like the first and last pics, not the others
u have nice colouring, ur hair and skin and eyes, very pretty
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Nice yes, boring clothes, stupid poses, stupid replies, stupid girl, get naked!
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I just threw up. I want to rip my eyes out of their sockets. The only person who would think you are attractive is Stevie Wonder. U-G-L-Y.
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HORSE FACE
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I've never heard anyone say Gillian Anderson was hot before, but coming from a girl? That is weird, just weird.
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Not a pretty girl, but not hideous either. I'd give her a 5/10 - average. No more, no less.
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pretty smile
not too puffy lips, liking what i'm seeing
gorgeous eyes
nice curves, i wouldnt have any problems driving them.
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Hmmm...I currently think you look like a slightly better than average girl for her age range. You have to potential to look so much better. A trip to the hair salon (your color is brassy- even if it is natural), a touch of shadow, liner, mascara, and MAC lip gloss/color duo could really make your look pop. I agree that you can look as good as the women posted on this site. It's all makeup and hair...lighting and digital work. All of the women on this site have professional hairstylists, make up artists and airbrushing to make them look good all of the time...I mean, why shouldn't regular women have those same hings? There's no reason for us to feel we can't look as good as them. I think your chest is proportionate to your body- which is what you want. If your chest was smaller, you just wouldn't look right. You sound confident and that' sexy.
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Dick Chestnut, you are too funny!! Why these tarts don't heed your advice regarding ass shots is beyond me. I would oblige if mine wasn't the size of a battleship, LOL.
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Cute girl. As for your boobs,we need to see more pics, it's not the size but the shape that matters. I personally have a penchant for small and perky breasts.
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You have a really nice shaped body.
You're just not as hot as you think you are.
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The first picture is kinda cute...I don't like the pics on the last 2 pages, though.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. very mediocre, anti-sexy pix, horrible fashion sense, no penetration shots. i've done worse tho.
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Many of you who comment here,are prolly computers.You allways say the same thing! Like comment #58
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Rating: 2 out of 10
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You guys think you can say whatever you wan't about these women.BTW..Someone here thought that us girls commenting here were fat girls or somethin' like that..but let me tell you..I have seen pictures of some of the male commenters,and they are middle aged,bald men.Just sayin'.
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snooooze
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Haters, get a grip. Or life.
She's a cute, next-door kind of girl, and all made up, she'll look just as lovely as the rest of them.
I question the sense of self-worth of any girl/woman who sends pictures of herself to a gossip website while dressed like a ho, and the attractiveness and game of anybody who leaves "omg fugly" comments when faced with a female who is obviously more attractive than 90% of the population.
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@Pamela: I'm a twentysomething fairly thin vegetarian with a full head of hair. But even if I were fat, balding and old, that wouldn't be a problem since I don't submit my photos to Web sites with the express purpose of being criticized. If somebody wants to be ugly in the privacy of his own home, that's none of my business.
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She isnt fat, her arms are slender and as others said, her tummy is flat just not super toned. She doesnt need to lose any weight, but more flattering angles when taking pictures would really help. Looks really young too.
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NEXT
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you wanna go laid with SCULLY?!?!
obviously you pass on the rich grandpa (liar)
AND you want your boobs to be SMALLER?!?! (double-liar)
thy to show'em off and we could dicuss about it...
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She's cute.
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lmao @ 9
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Don't listen to them. They're hiding behind their computers, like pussies. You've got beautiful green eyes, and amazing hair, and a beautiful face.
-yo homegurl
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very homely looking girl.
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Average
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With a little polishing you might be ok. The photos you picked suggest that you are clueless. If they do represent your best work, then I am wrong and no amount of polishing would raise you to the level of a girl about which I would publicly admit relations. That being said, I'd take you for a twirl.
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She's a gem.
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page 2 is hilarious.....arms over her head and sucking in the gut to hide the muffintop.
too boyish looking for my taste.....pass
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* in the first sentence...change "her" to "your"
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Forgot..and fat men.
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She is not fat , does not have a good body though . Bitch could use a nose job , not pretty at all , she is a great example of homely .
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I'm not going to be that mean but your a lil below average. You remind me of a 70's chick. You don't seem stuck up. Your alright.
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Wow, You all need to get a life. This chick is gorgeous. Absolutely. Completely, 100%.
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