Bastardly Breaking News! Kim Kardashian Went To The Beach!

...and surprisingly I have no booty shots today.
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Why does she always have a towel around her arse? Oh yeah probably coz she has a fat cellulite arse. I feel sorry for her. I really do. If she loses weight her face is going to be even longer. Scream mask soon.
2 good things. She isn't covered in make up but she still nasty and her arms have gone thinner.
Oh and that's an ugly bathing suit.
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lmao "arse"
but you guys cant deny that in those pics with paris hilton and that other bitch she was lookin mighty fine
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Who cares, she's not that hot.
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She looks good when you can't see her face and imagine she's 5'8.
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Why do you guys find the word arse funny? Just curious.
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jeez i'd fuck that for days. yessir
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oh look . .a painfully average woman got breast implants thinking it would make her unique. Sorry, honey, LA is full of painfully average chicks who've gotten knifed up.
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I like Kim.
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In a couple years, she'll have an ass like the fat porn whore from the other page.....but she already has the same amount of STD's .
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Her butt is what she is known for, why hide it?
I like the design of the bathing suit, just not the pattern of the fabric.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
WhoreRaat in the Sty!!!!
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she hasnt gotten a tit job.
i watch her show (yeah yeah shut up bastards) and they showed a tape of her in 1992 (she was 12) with her dad and even back then she had HUGE tits. im talking like b-cup borderline C. for a twelve year old, thats insane.
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It's kinda funny that any of you guys would criticize her. You guys obviously have never gotten pussy if you're critiquing her. I'd fuck the shit out of her. It's rare to find a perfect woman. Everyone has some flaws.
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Phil, you're fucking weird dude.
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she still on point. yessir
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she is so insecure about that fat ass of hers, that is why she always covers it. she only shows it if its photoshopped, since it looks like cottage cheese if its not. a really disgusting ass, having a body like that is a curse. poor girl.
it doesnt post its pissing me off.
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Here, here, #15. Bloody good show, chum. In the words of Winston Churchill, upon commencement of the umpteenth round of Nazi V-2 bombardments: "Will you look at those tits, chap? Brumski indeed!"
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I hate to say it but.............................. I'd hit it - dont know if I could fill it, but I'd hit it
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If there is no booty shot then why do I care. Even she know its the only reason people care about her, so just put up or shut up.
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Soooooooooooooo Fuckin HOT!
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So sub-average.
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#21, I don't think any one man, with the exception of Mr. Ooga Booga Boogie Mandingo, can fill the shaved ripe flower of Ms. Kardashian. However, I think you and I would be able to fill her honey hole if we both stuck our pricks in at the same time and coordinated our movements. Just keep an eye on me and I will give you the high sign on when we do the downstroke.
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her ass is so huge, i dont even think Lexington Steele would be able to penetrate her actual asshole....
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GOD, what a gloomy cloudy beach that is.
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Hot as usual. Now find some Kim ass pics!
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fux!? it won't catch on... will it.
i understand the point of comment 27 though. i mean... pleasures of the flesh people. come on man!
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She's beautiful, even without makeup. I also like the suit design, but not the print. She looks proportionate to me.
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click on my name, its the black version of kim k.
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^^that is not the black version of kim k. thats the black version of hideous
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she's pretty even without make up.
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no ass pictures, no Kim Kardashian, by the way nice tits :)
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hey Loki, thats cool, cause isnt just Kim K the HUMAN version of Hideous? LOL
just fucking with you, i know you like her, and thats cool by me....funny those fuckwads in the Kristen Bell thread dont actually think before they open their mouth, since accusing us of liking avereage, short,. blondegirls is just so wrong LOL....
you like Kim....i like Beckinsale...
didnt realize they were short, average, blonde girls....nice to know huh?
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HOT!
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She has the body fat of a 50 year old woman.
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I HAVE THAT SWIMSUIT. Hahaha.
She makes it look bad, though.
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She actually looks gorgeous without all that disgusting tranny make-up
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14,
how old are you, dude? just cuz someone used to have big boobs doesnt mean they can't and won't get a boob job...people get them for different reasons...some get them cuz they are flat or small in that area...some get them for perkiness if their original boobs were like saggy orangutan tits...she probably did have them big but they sagged so she got them filled with silicons. I suggest you look at before and after pix of breast augmentation pix...you'd be less naive haha
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I wouldn't be caught dead hitting that. I'd also call up all of my friends not to hit it..
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Weird ppl that is so fucking disgusting. I hate bodies like hers and Kims. So tacky and trashy looking.
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She would be the poster girl for the Renaissance period....when fat was attractive.
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When was she 45 mins from my house?
South Beach is where these pics were taken!
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Johnny Rotten, that video was when she was 20 not 12 and she had gotten her boob job then. There are pics of her at 19 with very very small tits
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fake or not she's hot
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BTW the NY Post has a picture from this uh, scene, in the paper today....SANS towel...and her ass and thighs are fucking HUGE....
if anyones in NY and has the post, check it out.
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surgically mutated armenian skank. PASS
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i am just wondering what her fans say about this bitch's covering her ass constantly in candids...but showing it off in playboy where shit has been photoshopped like there is no tomorrow
her fans: she is covering it up cuz its too sexy!!!
yeah, thats how delusional they are.
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A lot of meat to hump, not bad for a quick release
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I linked to this page just to see some pics of Kim being fine as usual, scrolled down to see if there were more pics and landed in haterville. Wow you fat, ugly broads must really cry yourselves to sleep at night.
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df
if that makes you feel better, all girls are haters and we all want to be that big.
dont you people ever think, its so easy to be that way if you eat and dont exercise.
some of you guys are crazy and say anything ridiculous to make yourselves feel better about her cottage cheese ass and body. just crazy.
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ANOREXIC WHORES UNITE!!!
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Reggie Bush is hot...O love him. He shouldn't be with her.
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The face ain´t that bad on these pics, but for the first time you can clearly see that the tits are fake, quite a turnoff. But for god´s sake, show us your ass you fuckin whore! That´s your best asset, why hide it, you slut!
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HOT BUSTY CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha god damn thats hatefull!!! well this chick looks wayyy better than any bitch up here hating. who cares if she has stretch marks on her ass and titties, at least she has a FAT ASS that got's so much rating all you mother fuckers are jealous!!!!
eat a dick you dick riding, hating ass bitches!
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STRECH MARKS ON HER TITTIES, ASS TOO. SHE IS TOO SCARRED TO SHOW HER KNIFED UP ASS CHEEKS. THAT'S WHY SHE HAS THAT TOWEL WRAPED AROUND HER EVERY TIME SHE HITS THE BEACH. NOW THAT'S GROSS.
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hideous bathing suit
why does she always look so puffy? has she gotten more work done?
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There's my girl.
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i dont undertsnad some of u fukin faggots
kim k is built for fux
how can you look at that fukin body and not think about suxing on her titties
i would so fuk her so good
if u dont want 2 fux that then u r a faggot and should turn yr dix in
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Now, that's a big a$$.
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Her face is unattractive to me and I prefer to look slim and toned but I can see how guys would find her body really sexy.
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i think her body is fine
she just looks like a woman should curves and all
and she is dating a black guy and they like their curves and big asses
she shouldnt wear so much makeup either she looks better without
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