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Of COURSE it's Stumpy. Took about 0.1 seconds to spot. Too easy.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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Different shoes could have made that a very cute and simple outfit. I HATE those nikes that her and Biel wear.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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How the hell does she even get those jeans on in the morning? Her legs aren't terrible; she just wears really unflattering pants.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Ugly troll.
So over appreciated.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:45pm
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Thats a HOT ass. But she is getting some serious saddlebags. I'd still do all sorts of nasty things to her though.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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Damn, I saw the shoes and immediately went...that's Jessica Biel.

Hm.

Fucking stumpy ass whore.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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Still has big thighs with a flat arse. Now she can add saddlebags to her need to imporve list.
there are some short women who are pretty. Shakira, Alyssa Milano, Kristen Kreuk, Vanessa Mae and their bodies are OK too. Don't know what happened to her.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:52pm
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I saw her on a Law and Order SVU rerun the other day, where she played a young girl giving up the suckee-suckee to some greasy salesman in order to get designer clothes and shit. She portrayed a self-centered greedy whore quite well, maybe it wasn't that much of a stretch for her...

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Her feet look big as fuck with them kicks on. I like her thighs and hips in pic 2. I'd fuck her . No doubt.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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Her ass looks great. She looks cute in this outfit. I want to French Kiss her tush hole.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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The biggest clue was that she was barely taller than the shopping cart.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 2:56pm
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Thats a big package for the smurf...

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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tiny bottom is the best, just pull it out of your pocket and set it on your d!@#! (desk, what were you thinking!?)

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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She has atavistic features.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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I could easily tell by those fat midget thighes

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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do you think Stumpy Sat in the child seat in the shopping cart while they were in the store shopping?

i do.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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those aren't saddlebags. she's just got a lot of thigh muscle, since she works out a lot. i had the same problem - i actually looked BETTER once i quit running. she's cute.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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AGAIN....i think they need to start posting those pics of her cottage cheese things EVERYTIME they do a Stumpy thread.

a month or 2 back they did a post, shes bent over a walk up counter at liek CHeckers or something, in short shorts, and this girl has disgusting cottage cheese on her thighs.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 5:14pm
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did u see the new Lucky cover?

i was looking at the MAXIM with shudders, Heidi Mantag on the cover at 7-11 and saw it.

she looks like Stacy Peralta during his Z boy days...

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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She is sooo small!!And those thighs are about to explode...

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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Stumpy legs - check.
Bulky thighs - check.
Fried blonde hair - check.
Long torso - check.

Whoreden Panatierre it is!

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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Man she has a retarded looking body.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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god i keep coming back here, and you know what id like to do to her?

put her in the shopping cart and Jackass her off into traffic....

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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OH MY GOODNESS! STOP THE PRESSES! Heaven forbid any celeb shops at Poser Foods without bringing their reusable burlap bags. I thought she was with the trends.

That being said, I'd fuck her so gently.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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Papi, i'd tounge her bunghole. And everyone else would too. Admit it.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 9:29pm
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hahaha omg this girl is so funny to look at. I guess that's kind of mean of me to say since she can't help it. But come on, her legs look like frog legs. Midgets should never take off 10 inch heels.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 11:21pm
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I'll show her the Kendall twins.She'll never be the same.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 12:08am
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I just cringe every time I see a woman (who may not have the right body type) making things worse by wearing flats/tennis shoes with jeans. It's just not flattering. Wear some heels, dammit!

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 2:29am
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AHAHAHAHA. well, well, it's our good friend Stumpy.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 4:40am
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i bet McCracken would (like myself) love to bang the daylight out of stumpy. and ladies, behave please.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 9:20am
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I'd recognize that midget/gymnast body anywhere! Can't fool me Moe.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 11:53am
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It was her bum that gave it away. Nice to look at.

That she was barely taller than the shopping cart confirmed it.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 12:54pm
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She looks good.

/love the way her butt looks in jeans

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 3:02pm
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That cute lil ass brings a tear to my eye.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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LOL Loki...the only way id bang this smug cunt is with a shotgun

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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shortest legs I've ever seen

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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#12's answer and her wee stumpy legs gave it away...

Friday, January 25th, 2008 @ 6:59am
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looks like california

Sunday, January 27th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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Whole Foods my ass.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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Bleh. Below average is every category. Even talent.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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uh saddlebags? Her legs/thighs/ass look sexy as hell.

I guess i am in the minority that likes girls with a little more than skin and bones on them.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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If you've seen the latest Seventeen cover, they actually did a good job of making her look rather fuckable. Otherwise, she just rates a quickie as a stress reliever.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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