Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Miley Cyrus @ Her Movie Premiere
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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New teeth, new style, new hair, do I see a boob job in her near future?
She has nice legs, I'll give her that, but I shouldn't be noticing this on a 15-year-old.
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I'd put my weiner in her butt, but only as punishment to make her stop flashing that stupid peace sign all the time.
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I forsee her doing porn in ten years.
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Seriously. She's 15 so why do her people dress her like she's in her early twenties? Plus she's really fugly, but she's so young it's hard to tell what the future holds
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ugh. She is not a pretty girl. Huge moon face that will only get fatter even if she stays skinny. And she messed up her face even more with those awful veneers.
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she's cute, but her teeth are ugly
agree that she's going to be the next lindsay, not britney (because britney is "crazy")
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When I see pictures of her I have dirty thoughts in my head. I'm glad it's not illegal to think dirty thoughts because if it was I would be in prison for what I'm thinking about Miley Cyrus. All I can say is that just by looking at her eyes I can tell she's already had sex, and I would be anything that like Jamie Lynn Spears it was with a guy older than 18 years old. I wouldn't be suprised if she was deflowered by one of her dad's buddies. I'm being serious. Just think about it.
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She has a smashed up face it looks all deformed. I cant believe she's as famous as she is her music is so horrible. I guess kids are the one's that made her famous.
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I think that Molly got it right. Not only that but the make-up and everything looks a tad hooker meets Halloween. Apparently it's still stylish or something and acceptable by other older adults for teenagers to dress like they're thirty. Whatever then... that's THEIR prerogative and it's HER business anyway I suppose.
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Hilarious. On page 2 she is just short of a niple slip. You should open a contest for who can guess at what age (including month and day) she will get pregnant.
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Her face is so annoying!!!
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I would tap this, but only doggie style anal. I have to draw the line somewhere
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man i feel bad for her. shes fugly now.... girl is gonna be BEYOND busted even BEFORE she gets to be legal.
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Second warning to Billy Ray and Mrs. Mullet: Guard your daughter! Don't turn her into the next Titney Rears or Crispina Uglyhaira. Quit parading her around like some debutante floozy.
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She's pretty now, but I can only imagine her growing in size as she gets older.
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she shouldn't do her eye makeup all the way around her eyes, it makes them look even more close together. That technique is only meant for people with wide-set eyes. And I feel very sorry for Billy-Ray. I can tell he cares about Miley and worries for her, but he made a very bad decision when he signed her onto disney. *sigh*
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I just cannot understand why she is so famous, Hannah Montana is a pathetic concept, brunette by day, trashy and slutty pop singer by night?, why do thy dress her up and make her up to look a lot older than she is?, it is sickening and I truly believe that Disney has a secret pedophile ring.
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"and I feel very sorry for Billy-Ray. I can tell he cares about Miley and worries for her"
why dont you take a look at the story about her leaking her bikini photos that came up today...i guess he doesnt care enough to tell his 15 year old daughter to NOT present her self as every pedo's fantasy...a 15 year old girl who acts and dresses like a complete whore.
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I like Miley although these pic's aren't her best
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hwo about this one?
http://bp2.blogger.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/R5KlhCqqQGI/AAAAAAAAP2Y/k9CWiYZsj0w/...
shes gonna be squeezing out a kid before shes legal...mark my words...
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I'm sure Billy Bob Ray can afford a double wide trailer on his property for Miley and her husband, whoever that may be! We might even see her on CMT's "My Underage Redneck Wedding"! Remember when Elvis's daughter looked good? Neither do I!
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fuck it, you only live once......I'd hit it.
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^^LMAO...
but seriously shes sin ugly in my view. not worth the jail time
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Face like a frying pan. waaay to young to consider
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She gets uglier with age. I am so sick of her, and absolutely can't stand her. Unfortunately, my daughter is a huge fan, but I keep trying to get her to expand her horizons a bit. Aly and AJ are more bearable than this little snot-nosed brat.
She reminds me of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Thin body, but huge face. She actually looks like she's putting on weight. She may end up looking like Delta Burke.
She tries to dress and pose sexy, but she's just not. It's a shame that the so-called adults (i.e. her parents) encourage this. They'll probably be the first ones whining when someone takes advantage of her.
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not that cute and probably wont get any better
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HO. we're looking at another britney spears or tara reid.
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she is fucking 15 not 25 she will look 70 when shes 30 i bet on that why is she in such a rush to grow up?????
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PediaPervs.
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You guys need to shut up,and grow up,miley's beautiful,and
incouraging,just because you don't have money like miley,
doesn't mean you have to hate her.
Get a life,Because unlike you,brittany,lindsay,or paris,miley's gonna stay possitive,
you notice how brittany,lindsay,and paris have very small family,miley have's
5 siblings,and a mom and dad that are still together,she's diffrent,
so give her a chance and stop betting on the future!
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This whore is going to be just another fatty piece of lard, soon.
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why do i get the feeling Tyler has been jerking off all night to the Dlisted post of Miley Cyrus's leaked digital cam pics, which included a Bikini Shot, pulled up tshirt shot, and her laying in bed in her underwear?
girl is a future fuck slut. deal with it. it should make you happy since you like her so much dude, cause, if she keeps acting like a whore and fucking executives....theyll keep her in the public's eye and youll get to see more of her ugly talentless ass....
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lol, im not 100% sure, but shes visiting in oregon in the rose garden... but im not sure yet
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SLUT! man that gal is so fugly! how the hell did she ever get on tv without carckin the camera?????
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i'd totally hit that over nd over again =]
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wow so hot, dont care if shes 4 years younger, id still let her suck me off
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she looks cute an hot to me... thats some nice perfection!!!
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miley cyrus, a babe that i could do stuff with all night long. major side boob on pic#2
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RHONDA ,AT LEAST MILEY IS NOT AN UNHAPPY LOSER LIKE YOU...WHATSA MATTER...UNHAPPY WITH YOUR NOBODY LIFE? ASSHOLE
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for All you "miley fans" go away please what is the point of insulting us we dont give a shit what you mileyshaggers say.
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Too young.
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This is the next Britney, Lindsey or Paris. The countdown is on for her crotch shots.
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rock on miley!
Your my favorite!
I hope you have another album by 2008,and I wish you the best.
To all you stupid haters,stop judging people you don't know.
Miley busted her butt to get this far,she got turned down 4 times,before getting
the hannah Montana role,so just shut up!
If the whole world hated smiley miley,excluding me,I would alway's be
there for her,she's amazing,and nothing you say could change that!
You rock miley!
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There's so much cheese in that little body.
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I dont care about her face, but i would fuck her all night long cause she probablly knows a lot of positions that i dont!!!!
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Fuck yeh i would, just imagine... Fucking that nice little unharmed pussy and sucking on those AA real boobs. wow, that gives me a boner just thinking about it!
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i hate miley shes stpid she is such a azada. ella debe cogera michael jackson.
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i hate miley shes stpid she is such a azada. ella debe cogera michael jackson.
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She has the ugliest pair of lips that I have ever seen.... although the rest of her face isn't too far behind.
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