Alana Curry @ "The Air I Breathe" Premiere in Hollywood


Alana Curry was born in Redwood City, California, but she was raised in Hawaii and then Arizona. She started out her career by doing ballet and tap dance. After studying ballet for 12 years, she decided to pursue acting. During high school, she appeared in several commercials and films. IMDb

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Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:37am
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nice jugs.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:40am
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Nice...YES!

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:51am
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looks like a chick from Milfhunters...Im not feelin this broad, and her feet look like death..

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:58am
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She is trying way too hard and it's not making me hard.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 10:06am
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Didn't know there were melon farms in Redwood City, Cali.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 10:37am
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Can't make up my mind on this one. She's sorta hot but sorta not.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 10:54am
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I could wake up next to this every morning and not have a problem, as long as she's accomodating and not a bitchy rag.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 12:40pm
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don't like the huge gap between her tits, but I'd tap all 3 holes....

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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Hm. I know you guys have done stuff on her....and I keep forgetting her. She has that kind of look to her.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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who??

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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buttaface, nasty feet. I like her skin.

Saturday, January 19th, 2008 @ 11:31am
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ONE OF THE FUNNIEST BLOGS EVER ON BASTARDLY

THE TIME WHEN MOE AND JACKSON BLOGGED

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:42am
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More like: after twelve years of dance training she got the end of a football implanted into her lower facial region, bought some tits and moved to Hollywood.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 9:51am
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hot

Friday, January 18th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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