Kelly Brook Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, January 17th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Jessica Kramer Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- “Miss COED of the Year 2007″ Kaley, USC ‘08 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Jamie Lynn Spears And Baby Are Fine [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Line Golfer mixt Line Rider met midget golf [Flabber]
- Jennifer Aniston in Cabo San Lucas [Celebslam]
- Chanelle Hayes Unfortunately Showing Off Her Ass [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- In praise of....Laetitia Casta [The Bastardly Society]
- Kate Moss' 34th Birthday blowout [Dlisted]
- Rihanna posed naked (covering of course) [Tasteful Celebs]
- The first real look of Jordan's new boobs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Cloverfield premiere including Lohan [Cele|bitchy]
- Someone Out There Loves Paula Abdul [Fatback and Collards]
- Clay Aiken, Leprechaun King [CityRag]
- Jared Leto likes em young [DerekHail]
- Nick Hogan still feels rad [Celeb Warship]
- Shannon Moakler in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- The 10 Breast Moments In Celebrity Cleavage [Uber]
- It's all Sienna Miller's fault [The Blemish]
- Blake Lively cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Who The Heck Is Alana Curry!? [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












mmm
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Them's birthing hips.
I like.
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a real woman :)
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if I was bi I would definately choose her over Alessanda. Omg I just love Kelly
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Delectable...absolutely fucking delectable...
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I love her. She's absolutely hot !!!!! What I wouldn't give to slide into that. Yummy.
And thats the bottom line..........
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so what if it's photoshopped? every fucking magazine picture is photoshopped. she's hot as fuck.
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Ahem...sure are a lot of short-term memory fags posting in here.
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Yeah no kidding. I bet a lot of you voted for that other bitch.
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How soon people forget the REAL pictures of her VS Milla last week.
Those pictures arent just slightly touched up, they're fucking SUPER-PHOTOSHOPPEd.
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okay so christina has a better body
but she has a pretty good body too
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those hips ...
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she has no ass, ive seen candid pics of her on other sites just big boobs, shes not hot. Dont put her on this site again, shes boring.
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Some random end of the day thoughts. I've been working very hard on these, and I feel that it's some of the best writing I've ever done. Here they are:
1. I want to fuck Jessica Kramer.
2. I want to fuck Miss Co-Ed of the Year, 2007
3. When she turns 18 I want to fuck Jamie Lynn Spears.
4. I want to fuck Jennifer Aniston, but only if we're in Cabo, and only from behind.
5. I want to fuck Chanelle Hayes, and I don't know what they're talking about when they're talking about her bloated ass; looks great to me.
6. I want to fuck Lindsay Lohan maybe more than anyone I've ever wanted to fuck.
7. I want to fuck Shanna Moakler more than I want to fuck Lindsay Lohan because I read somewhere that Travis Barker said the first time he had sex with Shanna he almost passed out.
8. I want to have sex with Sienna Miller more than I want to have sex with either Li Lo or Shanna.
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christina millans body is way better, it looks nice and fit.
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Agree,weird people.Kelly's body looks deformed.
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Actually, I dont agree with wierd people. Infact, I try to avoid agreeing with wierd people, what with all the stupid comments and shit.
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Actually, scratch out #18. More than anyone right now, I mean right at this very moment, I want to fuck Barbie Love. All those other girls can kiss my ass. None of them can fuck like Barbie Love. She's my ace. If I could fuck a girl like Barbie Love at least once a day I would convert to Scientology in a heartbeat.
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fake pamela #21 didnt make sense on the last sentence.
"what with all the stupid comments and shit."
at least make sense fake pamela.
who are you anyways?
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i just say what is obvious fake pam, so shut your fat ass, no one tells you to agree and use your real name, stop hiding behind pams, its annoying.
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Weird people,it's a guy who longs for me soo bad it just hurts him.
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I hate billy zane!
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And I was kidding like I do some times about the "deformed body".
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And she's too fat anyways, and like I said, I have bigger titties.
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that ass is ridiculous
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ok #30..that was not me.Are there many of you??
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@33 Actually her profile is on kissinterracial.com. It's right next to mine ;) I'm hoping to attract some big black cock with my profile.
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GOD DAMN!!! Post mor eo fher! She;s gorgeous!
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that doesnt even look like her face!
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I chew on her merkin with bovine aplomb.
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She is so hot
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very fuckable but not in my top 5
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I don't know... I just never find her that exciting.
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ow!
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fucking hot
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nois
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#34..what the hell is your problem?? I do not sleep with black men. Not that I have anything against them.
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her real bikini pics are gross...these ones look nothing like them..photoshop can blow up ass cheeks as well scooping out a smaller waist. No wonder men are never happy in their relationships with real women. Hey guys...www.realdoll.com they don't talk back either...lol
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yeah, these pics are photoshopped, but she is still hot. She has a nice body, but her body type can get out of hand pretty quickly.
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Recently her body has been looking not so good. I agree with the flat arse comments.
She looked good in these pics.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/15/bastardly-lunchtime-snack-k...
Face is still really manly though.
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She's now my favorite. MGS,are you fucked in the brain ,you want her tits smaller??? Really are you nuts, no ass , did you see picture # 2. Sue you are just a jelous cow.
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You can photoshop my cock in there instead of Billy Baldo Zane,he's a big dick anyho.
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stick her on bangbros already
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@47
That makes alot of sense.
These candids of celebrities always ruin my deepest fantasies. I would have said "oh, she looks incredible, I love her wide hips and juicy ass" but having seen what Kelly REALLY looks like, I know this is all just munipulation and I shouldn't trust anyone.
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amen Sue (47), the porn industry has taken down more than a few relationships...Women should take care of themselves but NO ONE can compete with the power of photoshop and some man's idea of the perfect woman.
That being said, I much prefer a different body type (as a girl) that doesn't blow up like JLH and Salma (who's starving herself right now as we "speak")
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I'm confused, are you guys liking or loathing her hips?
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her hips look OK here because of her broad shoulders and big boobs...small torso/boobs, those hips look like SHIT.
KB's real body in candids...her hips look like shit...along with her saggy G cups and non-glute ass.
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picture number 2: there is a god...
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SSSSSSSMOKINNNNN!!!!!
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P I G.
she should be thanking god for photoshopping....go look at her candids...looks NOTHING like this...
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i just saw the hottest video of a sex scene from a movie she did, its on you tube
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These might be old pics, her body is starting to sag. But she's still hot.
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pretty hot chick..........
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Now she yhas a nice body. If her boobs were a lil smaller then she would look better.
The face still looks manly and the make up is bad.
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photoshopped waist..
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#6 WHAT???????????????
she looks great minus the fucked up bathing suits
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She's fucking hot.
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Also, I have way bigger tits then Kelly Brook. You can check out my profile on kissinterracial.com
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Way bigger titties.
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i want her
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VS models pshhhh! Only little boys desire that.
This is real beauty. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean curvy, per se, but you know the girl eats and retains the food. Models are questionable.
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great.
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