Heidi Montag @ "Cloverfield" Premiere in L.A.
Thursday, January 17th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch
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Heidi Montag is the slut on The Hills with fake tits and a douchebag boyfriend. She will soon release an extremely terrible album.
Horsefaced whore
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She looks like Rocky Dennis from Mask, page 2
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Kinda looks like a cleaned up Tori Spelling.
Great shoes, though.
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^2
That is hilarious! Rocky Dennis!
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I like her.
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She's hot! I've never watched an episode oh the show but she's got it
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She needs a face transplant or should be eating sugar cubes, carrots, salt licks, and running in the 5th race at Hollywood Park.
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this chick has a great body! her face isn't that bad either. i say fuckable
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She is the poster child for FAKE BOOBS, FAKE BLONDE, thinking those things can make her super hot, but there are millions out there just like her. Nothing speacial, average/ugly face. I say NO.
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Man her face looks long in these pictures. True, her look is "a dime a dozen" but I don't think she's as ugly as people go on about.
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She's in Maxim now. I only saw the cover, but she looked kinda hot on it. Whateva, cuz I'm sure it was photoshopped to death. I can't help but see Spencer everytime I see her too. Since they look alike.
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she not hot. Its really unattractive that she thinks she is really hot.
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She looks like a pornstar to me in these pics^^ She needs to actually do something
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I don't think she is anything but fair at best. A cookie cutter blond bimbo that let her doc place her boobs to low.
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#3...hahaha. right on. i was going to say, she's also soon gonna look like Donna...
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Gotta love plastic surgery. It's way easier than developing a personality.
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total whore, but i can't say i would say no to her if i was ever given the opportunity. which i wouldn't be.
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they all look the same!
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Polyester hair, injected lips, fake boobs, generic nose job. All were used to try to detract from her HORSE FACE, but she FAILS.
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
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She's turning into a blond version of Dexter's ex-girlfriend Lila in "Dexter".
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I actually think she's still better than Tori Spelling. That said, how scary is it that Rocky Dennis in a blonde wig is STILL BETTER THAN TORI SPELLING....lol
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manface a lot.
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love the wiki insert
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man
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Stunning!
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her ugly face ruins that amazing body and [fake] rack.
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This is some repugnant-ass shit. She couldn't get humped on a bad night in Juarez.
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big chin and fake tits. she'd be nothing if it wasn't for her rich parents and MTV. die bitch
I'd hate fuck her, but that's about it.
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Aieeeee!! Pic #2 freaked me out!
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she is so hot
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did you go do anything to these pics? because that is one massive jaw, even bigger than Brooke Hogans...fugly who ever she is.
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You forgot the mention she also had a nose job and collagen injections. All that money spent, so sad...nothing can make her hot it seems
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I would have posted 5 minutes ago, but I wasbusy jacking off to Heidi pics.
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hideous face.
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wow shes scary
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Anyone else notice how shes got lip injections? her lower lip looks bigger than usual and u can even see the red spots underneath her lipstick from the swelling...lollll she looks like meg ryan when she made the mistake of her life and went down the ugly ducklin road....shame...
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I can't stand any of these girls from that so called reality tv show.
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All these people are starting to look alike to me...
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haha this horse actually thinks she looks hot
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this girl has horseface like no other!!! i would feel bad saying that if she wasn't such a soul-less bitch
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