Will Britney Spears Sign Her Wealth Away To Adnan?!
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Through an annoymous source close to the couple (closer to Adnan than to Britney), we're learning that Adnan is planning to get hitched w/ Britney in the next few weeks & has a will in the works. The source was last in contact with Adnan two days ago and he says Adnan is having the time of his life w/ Britney. No other details were given. We asked, but that's how the business of anonymous sources works, unfortunately.
So, is this Anna Nicole & Howard Stern Part II?
Of course, this is not at all surprising if you consider Britney's current state of affairs. Adnan looks like a fairly shady character w/ that annoying line-goatee thing on his chin and fully capable of raping a self-destructive woman of all her assets and quite possibly her life. After all, this is the same woman who took around 100 prescription pills within 36 hours, so it shouldn't be too difficult to get her to sign a few financial documents.
What's everyone's take on this? Is this straight up bullshit or what?
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Somewhere there is a PR guy for Rogers Healy and Associates Realty trying to figure out who he needs to pay to get Brittany NOT to wear one of their T-shirts.
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They look like a bootleg Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. Pretty sad considering how famous Britney once was. Now she's infamous, and pathetic.
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She is soooo hot! I love hot, insane, wealthly women. It's a nice combo.
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can you all stop using the words:
hot, sexy, nice, nice legs, nice rack, great ass, etc in the same sentence with brit? wtf, there is nothing hot about her. nothing.
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Sorry, Matt, but Brit the Bitch is looking hot in these pictures. Short shorts and Platform Wedges makes a dick go hard, mofo.
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yes folks. i am sorry. i am not saying she never did anything for me. she used to, and that's the sad part. but now i see her and i just go like... erm... thanks, but no thanks.
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ha. is that some sort of trick question?!
she lost custody of her kids, right?
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I dont know if britney will sign her wealth away or not but I am pretty sure what this muthaf#ck@r paki is after$$$$$
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No need to apologize, Matt. You are entitled to your opinion, but i still find her extremely attractive, even thou she is not as hot as she used to be.
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She's so butta now, it's depressing. Her body looks awesome here, her face looks like poo.
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My new fantasy is to snort meth with Brit the Bitch and fuck her doggy in those wedges she's wearing and having Adnan behead me Al Qeada style while I'm cumming.
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I wanna punch this Habib for wearing rosary's as jewelry. Show respect, bro. You don't see me rocking swastikas over my suits.
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why is this muslim allah guy wearing rosary beads?
and did he implant his mutated load in her? that seems to be a sure thing cash cow for life.. another baby
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pic #5 I agree, she does look hot..
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20,
wtf him being muslim have anything to do with this? thats like me saying whats up with that christian whore britney? fuck, i hate people who are so occupied with religion
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Word to your mother, d55.
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Oh, How the Haughty Have Fallen! But seriously though she doesn't look that bad here I'm digging the toned legs. And I love how she doesn't give a shit about her kids and is always done to party!
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This bitch's snatch smells so bad that it caused my internet explorer to lock up. Dumb bitch.
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can't knock his hustle.
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that dude with here looks like a right prize twat...
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She's so trashy. He's strange looking.
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english? everyone here knows he is followed in airports,, hes a monkey ass
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The main reason Adnan is with her is because he discovered an oil well on Brit's head! Look at that hair! she's so fucking disgusting in the face and you know she smells like cheetos all the time..Adnan is definitely using her, why else would he be with her, not for the looks obviously. But again, which guy hasn't used this dumb hoe? Gotta give her credit for shedding off that extra cheeto weight but she needs to wash off the extra cheese around her mustache and beard.
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She is the QUEEN of manipulation folks. Dont be fooled by her anitcs, it is all planned. Look at the shit-eating grin on her face when she was being put into the bambulance. Ear to ear like the Cheshire cat.
Jealous? My GF is 30 pounds lighter, 5' 10" 36cx24x34 and has a ass that would fit on a nickel.
I wouldn't bang Britless with Johnny Holm's dead dick.
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I'm really digging her man.. lol.
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I think they're using each other.. that's the way it should be, right? lol?
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Last comment: I also love her legs! Is it surgery?
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she look good from the neck down
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this adnan guy is hot
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Ok the legs are better than average but I'll stay silent about the rest of the package.
The sad thing is Adnan was interviewed on TV saying Britney is a nice gal who is surrounded by friends giving her bad advice. It seems to me that would include him. First he made money selling pics of her now he might be getting into her will (and her pants). This has VH1 documentary written all over it.
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The worst kind of trailer trash. These pics just proved it yet again.
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that guy is such a loser. walking around like he's all big time now. user, boozer, loser. guess he doesn't have to work, now that he's latched on to someone to sponge off of.
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thanks #39. at least somebody who sees things clearly...
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your gonna find both these fuckers face down on the floor of a Motel 6 after a major meth bender.
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She's looking quite Fuckable here .... Mr Chubby is spitting all over
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id be jealous if i knew for a fact she wasnt crawling with STD's.....
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i wanna have sex with britney, this is unfair.
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Adnan must be giving Brit the old Sword of Hammurabi, because she's looking nasty fucking skank hot lately. Every picture I see her in the last two weeks it looks like she just got fucked. And it suits her well. It's a good look. I see things turning around for Brit with this new image. I think she has successfully shed her "innocent" image for good.
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He is totaly using her. She is fucking nut`s. So sing with me now. "You ant got yo kids! You ant got yo kids! You ant got yo kids! because your nut`s!" I know Im going to hell. Fuck it!
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Matt, you can honestly look at pic #5 and say this woman does not have nice legs?
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hes english, u idiots. hes not muslim. hes probably from a christian based faith. u morons
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As much as it pains me to say it.....I really like her outfit. I'm digging the t-shirt & the wedges.
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she is stupid but not that stupid...she got prenup with K-Fed, a guy she loved and had kids with...you think she will sign her wealth away to a dude she barely knows?
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It`s team britney bitch.
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