Pregnant Jillian Grace Gets Lucky; David Spade is a Baby-Daddy!



For those who are super old readers (mainly Jackson & myself), you'll remember that we went through our Jillian Grace phase about 3 years ago when she would hit up the Howard Stern show every other week. Basically she's really hot & took everything Howard told her very seriously (i.e. find a rich dude, get him drunk, and have condomless sex with him).

She hooked up w/ David Spade after a Playboy Mansion party and is only a DNA test away from fat child support checks! Let's hope she has twins!!

Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, claims she fell pregnant with Spade's baby after dating him for a short period last year.

And the 43-year-old has vowed to support Grace if her claims of paternity prove to be correct.

He tells TMZ.com, "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility." [Fox6 San Diego]


For all you girls who're hot & wanna make life a little easier, take notes from Jillian, damn it!!


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That's just great. David Spade gets to fuck Jillian Grace. He must have a huge dick. Because a sense of humor only gets you so far with hot young girls. They might laugh, but they aint going to fuck unless you've got a serious tool in your box. Anyhoo, Jillian is so hot.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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"David Spade SUX!!!"

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 3:25pm
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dan-o, you have it all wrong.

young chicks look at wallet size, not penis size.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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That doesn't explain why David Spade consistently gets to bang hot quiff. A lot of the girls he fucks have just as much, or more, money than he does. I'm telling you, the guy has a missle in his pants and he knows where to point it and how to make it take off. That's the only explanation as to why Jillian Grace would let him come inside of her without birth control. I mean, the money doesn't hurt, but there are a lot of guys in LA that have money.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 3:53pm
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How is a chick gonna know what your packing unless you show it to her, or unless you are like world famous for having a king kong schlong or itsy bitsie spider one. So I'm with Moe its all about the wallet.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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Can't wait until Howard Stern finds out. They will be laughing their asses off. I think Artie predicted she would get fucked by the entire Lakers team, and they also predicted she would bang Paulie Shore, which she did. Now another loser gets her LOL!!!

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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Thanks #6

That explains it. This chick is just that slutty.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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this chick isnt hot.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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any girl with big boobs would look hot with that top on. I seen some of her other pictures and shes average.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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I delighted when I seen the pic of the guy coz I though it was Gary Oldman but the I realised it's that rich idiot. He does remind me of Gary Oldman in that pic but other than that he's nasty.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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Man they were cracking up about this on Howard today. Artie sounded like he was going to have a heart attack.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 6:02pm
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What a cheap loose slutty greedy seedy gold digging tramp.
(If I am allowed to use that many adjectives)
I hope the filthy spawn is NOT his; I liked him in "Just Shoot Me"

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 8:19pm
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What number in line is Spade for the paternity test(s)? I must agree with speculation of how the hell does he date so many hotties? At the same time, they don't seem to hang around for long.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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I want to know what her ex boyfriend from high school she dump awhile back say about this. He mite get tease about this his ex girlfried he loved is now a total hollywood slut who bangs anything.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 2:37am
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At least it wasn't Pauly Shore.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 3:35am
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I always thought David Spade was gay... huh. Well he certainly looks like it.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 8:16am
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At least if he was going to sleep with a Playboy Playmate he could have picked someone pretty. I guess Playboy can make anyone look beautiful. Ewww.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 1:07pm
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young girls do like sense of humor and confidence, its sexy, such a turn on, it can get you real far.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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just another slut that fucked for her retirement plan. most of it will probably go up her nose.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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not too far from his alter ego on just shoot me, a win win I'd say

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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people who really dont know her should stop being so mean. how do you know shes a slut? you dont. what makes you think that the child support will go up her nose? nothing.. i am from the small town that jillian is from there has never been any gossip about her actions that should make people see her in a negetive way. what about david? why does he get a atta boy when she is the one who will be taking care of the baby 24-7 for the next 18 years. he probably thinks that he can just buy her off and forget about this. please keep in mind that jill is someones daughter, friend, neighbor, former student etc. this can not be easy for her right now, also this is a baby, not a little bastard or any other stupid names, this will be the reminder of a 'brief relationship" only by the grace of god that lots of us dont have those same reminders. instead of being bitchy toward her; people should remember that she is a real person, a very nice person, and this is really her private decision and not yours so get off her butt. besides in all honesty how many of us would do the same stuff if we could be in her shoes?

Saturday, January 19th, 2008 @ 3:02am
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I am just 2 years younger than Jillian, and I have always had a crush on David Spade. He's funny, and cute in a weird way. Just because she got pregnant doesn't make her a slut; are all your mothers sluts then? You shouldn't degrade someone like that when you don't know who they are. Come on...and anyone calling her ugly is blind...might not be your cup of tea, but she's not ugly.

Monday, January 21st, 2008 @ 2:36am
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ok, this goes out to you people from her home town (the whole "how do you know she's a slut" bullshit)... she posed for playboy. she posed for mother fuckin playboy. she had a brief encounter with him at a party THROWN BY PLAYBOY. i am not denying that she is beautiful. she is. but there are a lot of people just as beautiful as her in this world that chose not to pose for playboy or get involved in that scene. there are a lot of people raising a kid 24-7 for 18 fucking years that aren't pointing fingers at people who may or may not have knocked them up but taking the responsibility upon themselves. she fucked around, she got knocked up. paternity tests shouldn't be the way to prove who the father is. period. props to spade for admiting a relationship and to saying he will take care of her and the child if the baby is his (fyi, that's not "paying her off") toonice, you need to fucking take a chill pill before you post something on the internet that makes you look like a complete fool on the subject matter.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 @ 3:05am
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number 23 your an idiot. why are you taking this so personel?? lots of women pose for playboy, that alone does not make them a slut.. can someone please tell me what a man-slut is? no i didnt think so.. are all nude models sluts?? are all the men that buy the magazines perverts? no, i guess they just want to read the articles. what makes you such an expert on their relationship? why is birth control only a womans responsibility? i would think that if this moral, upstanding, mature man was so concerned about the aftermath and publicity of his brief ralationship with jill could have this outcome he could have either said no, or worn a condom, or ran away as fast as his little legs could have carried him, far away from miss march, before she thru him down and forced herself on him, making him get her pregnant, because i am sure that she knew the moment she was ovulating and just that fast she came up with this whole hey i think i will get pregnant ruin my figure go thru labor raise a child get rich quick plan!!!! your an idiot. you have a low opinion of women. you see things thru your own set of rules and values. also in responce to a lot of peoplpe that are taking responsibility for taking care of a child by themselves you are aluding to the fact that its just women who should be responsible. i dont think that jill was the one who asked for dna either dumbshit. since i do live in the same town as her, i cant wait to drop in on them after the baby is born..seeing david spade changing a poopy diaper would probably bring in higher ratings than his poopy sitcom. one last question what do they call the guys who pose in playgirl?

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 @ 1:14pm
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geez that 1st pic is great lol

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 8:52am
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