Melyssa Ford Signs Autographs With Black Marker... Not A Sharpie!
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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One-bagger.
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Man....them titties.....
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Beautiful ho.
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No ass shots? Damn. She has a nice body , but I was never a fan of her face. She's not brown bag material, but just not gorgeous.
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Damn nice body!
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u gotdayum right
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not her best pics, but i'd hit that for sure, yessir
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If they are real, they are spectacular, if not, they are still spectacular!
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NICE. i love this chick. her body is unanswered. show me a man that wouldn't bang her and i'll show you a fag.
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Shouldn't she be in the sluts category?
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Nice.
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d55, while i think you are hilarious and cool on this site, it really bugs me when people pick apart big tits for having stretch marks, as if thats what skin doesn't naturally. you are very thin and look good, and you are lucky, but not everyone is that lucky. although, i consider having natural big tits lucky hehe
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doesn't do nautrally*
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NICE
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Fucking slut.
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She has a manly face - see pic #5. What a waste of a nice body.
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her breasts are silicone, but even with out them her body is hot because of her beautiful waist line
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She has an amazing body. In the better with or without makeup category, she looks better with makeup which is unusual for someone who has great skin.
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Melyssa's, still a hottie!
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NICE RACK !!!
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what`s with the Sharpie obsession,does Sharpie sponsor this faggot blog?
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She needs to take a cue from that 12 yr old bitch, Tisdale, and get rhinoplasty.
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since when do boobs get stretch marks? I've got pretty big ones myself and in 10 years if I see stretch marks I'm gonna cry.
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Big boobs do get stretch marks since the skin is stretched. Usually a woman with size D and up will have stretch marks, like Melyssa. They would either be on the side, top or bottom of the breast.
Anyone who says they have huge boobs with no stretch marks is a fucking liar.
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my girlfriend has D's and stretch marks but you can't see them unless you look closely. I dont see what the problem is with them, it's how the skin reacts to make room for the huge knockers. its a sign of real boobies and thats a good thing.
and by the way guys get them too if they grew really fast or something
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ugh...dont know who she is, didnt see her anywhere else but that face is ugly and those tits have stretch marks
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