What Did Pregnant Jessica Alba Whisper to This Dude?
Monday, January 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Bastardly Take: "Keep me employed during pregnancy & I'll hook it up w/ complimentary weekend bjs while Cash is busy playing Halo 3."
Being pregnant works for her - she looks great. There is something hot about pregnant women.
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Wow! pregnant is a good look on her. Looks just as stunning as she did 2 or 3 years ago (before the weight loss)
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Cash needs to keep her knocked up so the rest of us can benefit from her much hotter look.
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"Just so you know, I think I just shit myself a little. I'm not going to worry about it too much though - I'm pregnant."
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fat and ugly
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Damn, she looks great, not in a sexy (I wanna ravage your body) kind of way but in a beautiful (I wouldn't mind waking up next to you) kind of way.
She is approaching Halle Berry pregnancy hotness.
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Her tits look huge
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"So, you think this pregnancy thing is a good for my career?"
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"I need someone to shove something large in my pussy or this kid is going to fall out any minute."
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she was prolly whispering, "its ok, honey, i cheat on cash ALL the time! and im going to keep working out so that my bastard baby is as skinny as me!" pancake ass is going to be HUGE soon! lol
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wow, she looks beautiful, very hot.
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Jessica quotes:
"I've got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out."
"I don't know why people are obsessed with my ass!"
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?...
Alba admitted she was unhappy with the outcome of her latest movie Good Luck Chuck, which was critically panned upon its release late last year.
She said: "It's porn... It wasn't supposed to be like that."
Despite being cast in a string of sexy roles, including stripper Nancy Callaghan in Sin City, Alba wants to be remembered for her acting and business skills, instead of her body.
She said: "I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous.
"Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality. That's not part of it for me.
http://blog.vh1.com/utag/Personality/jessica-alba/233447/
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she looks lovely.
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Anybody can look pretty with curled lashes and some powder.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/07/09/jessica-biel-vs-jessica-alb...
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EVERYONES FAVORITE!!
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not mine, "savvy" lol
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