damn this bitch is in denial talkin about being a size two.
its nice to see her exercising her fat ass.

Yes, those pants make you look fat.

i would love to see what the bastardly folks look like. Sometimes their comments are so mean spirited, indicating that they perhaps are too satisfied with their lives. Pathetic.

lj
come on.
you know we have a point.
okay she might not be "fat"
but is she in proportion?no.

How much you want bet it took Moe at least a half hour to control himself after he made that first picture where she covered the word, "City" with "Shamu"? Patted himself on the back and maybe threw up some gang signs in the air after he was done.

I pity the fool.

ugly fat bitch with a man face

lj,
When people like johny rotten talk about "proportion", they mean that said woman doesn't have a dick between their legs.

Just wanted to clear that out to avoid any further confusion. :)

FAT BOOOOTTTAAAAYYYY CAM!!!

@ lj
I look good, so I get a pass.

woah johny mak
are you callin me gay?

I AGREE with number 2!!!

Wonder what the Jean tag says? NOT A SIZE TWO, JENN, QUIT LYING YOU FAT CELLULITE BEAST

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i think she meant size 22

Jennifer did not actually ever say she was a size 2 or size 4 or whatever. What she said was that women were criticized even when they were size 2.

She`z ate 2 many`z of thowe`z fatty`z fucking`z dingdong`z YHA!

I'll bet they had to phototshop the smile onto her face for that magazine cover.

This bitch walks around town with a perma-scowl to match her hideously dimpled dumper.

I have always liked JLH and will continue to. I think she's a beautiful girl, hips and all. She's a natural beauty. I don't know a thing about her husband, but those boots are sweet.

^
20

His boots make her look fat too.

1.I'M NOT YET A WINNER. I COULD BE THINNER. SO I MUST GO THROW UP DINNER!!! 2.BONES ARE CLEAN AND PURE. FAT IS DIRTY AND HANGS ON YOUR BONES LIKE A PARASITE. 3.IF YOU CAN NAME ONE REASON TO BE FAT,I'LL NAME A MILLION AND ONE TO BE THIN. 4.THIN PEOPLE LOOK GOOD IN ANY KIND OF CLOTHES.

she's fat, not obese
10 years ago her body was amazing; I remember her starring in a video with greasy Enrique Iglesias...her body was almost perfect
her face was always ugly
that picture makes me disgusted

with all this she had free publicity for her tv series...not bad for her

Atleast she's not wearing skinny jeans.

GO TO THE GYM.

She looks juicy.

It's funny how she is still skinny in the face,though..

where's all this bastardly hostility coming from?

i swear, if you ever meet us in one of our travels, you'll totally love us (probably b/c we'll buy the drinks and jackson will tell all his funny stories in a super loud standup routine).

everyone has a bastard in them, so why not let it out on people you'll probably never meet?!

@ 22... wtf?! lmao. JLH isn't really fat though. She would look better -5-10 lbs though, but even that isn't gonna make her ugly face better

her boyfriend is a fatty fucker.

no fat for you = bones break in two !!!

I agree with Neogeisha I remember that video too. But she's always had an ugly face.

yeah, a size 2...my ass you lying cunt...everytime i see her, i wanna punch her...bitch thinks we are stupid, which drives me CRAZY!!!

yes yes I wanna see Moe and Jackson, too

she looks 40 with 4 kids popped out...get to the gym fatass, do you need a fucking mirror or a scale? jeez.

you could fit about 20 of her heads inside her butt

Still a pretty girl

A woman can never be too blonde,too rich, or too thin!

"yeah, a size 2…my ass you lying cunt…everytime i see her, i wanna punch her…bitch thinks we are stupid,"

No one thinks you are stupid, d55.

We just know.

^ shut your mouth, you hunk...i am not here to deal with men that are going through mid-life crisis

I can't stand JohnnyMak either!!Go somewhere and die,you anti-thin girl lover!!

nothing to see here! this is only a man taking his fat bitch for a walk so she can take a dump

She doesn't look good. She looks stumpy. Sure, she looks ok if she was an average person on the street, but she does not look ok for a Hollywood celebrity. The physical standards are different for them and they know it going into the business. They can complain all they want, but it's not going to change anytime soon. They have to work harder than the average person for those huge paychecks they get. Their good looks are a part of their job. If they look like crap for any reason, the media will be brutal. It's sad for them, but it's the truth.

she looks really pissed in the last photo. shes like "fuck you im a size 2, fuck you im a size 2...."

Easily one of the funniest string of responses on this site -- EVER! Who ever thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt would be the source of so much humor about her bod. Simply amazing. And very fucking funny.

sometimes its just too vulgar though. In any case, i dont want to defend jlh. For years she showed off her body and never made a comment about the pressure of staying in such shape or what women in "real" life look like.

Then she lost the shape, and came up with the lame "for years i've been silent"...blah.

Its one thing if she had always defended her right to her body, like Kate Winslett.

So go ahead, be bastards to jlh. :)

hey!!! where's the bikini butt pic? :)

LOL @ #35

#48..fuck you.I can say what I wan't;I wrote that stuff for Jennifer!!I'm just trying to help her!!

'shamu' lmfao

oh Moe u crack me up

she is PREGNANT MOE LOL

Johnny Mak is gay and an idiot.

Judging by these photos, Hewitt and her fiance can now wear each others' pair of jeans. Her face is looking hideous now whenever she isn't wearing all that Breast.... I mean Ghost Whisperer make-up. While it's clear that Hewitt's weight gain is a result of her chowing down at the catered set, the amount of make-up Hewitt wears surely adds about 5-7 pounds.

Good for you Bastardly for not turning into a bunch of mass media cowards like TMZ who apologized because they showed undoctored photos of her out of shape on the beach. It may also be worth noting that TMZ is under Time-Warner, the same company behind People Weekly. Still, it shouldn't be TMZ, Bastardly, or any other gossip website who should need to apologize for having eyes. Hewitt should apologize for making us sick after only a quick glimpse of her land whale build in a bikini.

I still think she's unbelievably hot.... well from the waist up anyway.

And thats the bottom line.............

^4

Isn't that why this site is called the Bastardly? Because we're all bastards?

She should have had those pants tailored at the thighs and knees. You can tell they're too big there and it's making her look even larger.

I AGREE with number 1 and 2!!!

Wonder what the Jean tag says? NOT A SIZE TWO, JENN, QUIT LYING YOU FAT CELLULITE BEAST

DENT QUILL

she said "A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be"
so she is saying that shes a size two

on the other hand, look at #22, Pamela Susan Morrison girl, parishilton wannabe, that's just pure hatred against fat people. Are u fat? were you fat as a child? its okay. Just dont make fun of a serious disease. That's not being a bastard; that's just being full of hate. There's a difference.

P R E G N A N T

You'd never guess she was fat just looking at her face. So she's lucky in that aspect I suppose.

shes not that fat u all act like shes 300 pound or some thing and shes not shes still one off the worlds most beutiful women