Bastardly Breaking News!! Nicole Richie & Christina Aguilera BOTH Give Birth at the SAME Hospital!!!
Friday, January 11th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

Ok, let's break this down!
Richie-Madden Camp
Nicole delivered a healthy baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. After jump-starting their own non-profit last November to benefit children within their community, as well as holding numerous charity events over the holidays, Nicole Richie looks like she's living up to what she previously said during her pregnancy.
Though the pregnancy was unplanned, Richie has called her situation "a blessing in disguise."
"I owe this baby my life. I owe this baby everything, and I have a responsibility now for someone else," she told Sawyer. "I have to set the right examples. I want to be the best parent I can be. I would really want to be someone my child would look up to." [E! News]

Christina Aguilera & Monkey Man Camp
Everything is on the down low with this kid. Who the hell does Christina think she is?! Michael Jackson? Or maybe she has plans to sell the baby's name, sex & pics to one of the trashazines?
Regardless, the baby's sex hasn't been revealed yet, but bets are favoring baby boy. People made the guess after Christina threw THREE baby showers at which majority of the gifts were blue. Why the fuck does a multi-millionaire need THREE baby showers?! I mean, she can afford to buy a @ Babies R Us store, for God's sake!
The couple announced the birth in a quick text message to friends and family around 4 p.m.: "Baby has arrived. Mom and dad are doing well!" (Apparently not even the prospect of dirrty diapers can dampen their spirits.)
There were no further details immediately available. "As soon as I have more information I will let you know," the singer's rep said. [E! Online]












oh god please tell me we arent gonna see pictures of a pregnany Jamie Spears or Jessica Alba like the Xtina ones....
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I like the name Harlow for Nicole's baby. I wanna see the little bugger.
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Harlow is a pretty name. She looked like she was carrying a girl. Her stomach was pretty much the only thing that looked pregnant. Christina, on the other hand, looked like she was carrying a boy: Pregnant all over. She'll probably come up with some really stupid, hard to pronounce name, too.
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harlow... sounds too much like harlot for my liking.
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Congrats to them both. Nicole definitely looked better pregnant.
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I want to see pictures of Nicole's baby.! I love babies :).
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i agree with 5
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pregnant nicole looks much prettier than skeleton-nicole
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She wasn't kidding when Nicole said she owed the baby her life. She actually looked more like a human being with it.
Without it, she might have gotten so skinny she would have disappeared off the face of the earth.
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Like Christina's shoe..
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nicole looks about 5 months gone how can she be in labour!!!
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Nicole should really have done some research, simply Wikipedia-ed the name she chose for her child!
If she had she would realise "Harlow" is a dodgy little town in the English borough of Essex. Essex is infamous over here for its cheap hoebags in white stiletthoes and boozed-up dirty chavs in souped-up motors (think super-glued on rear spoiler)... Hmmm could be appropriate really...
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Not that anyone gives a shit but for all the pedants out there... I meant *county* not borough!
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Hello “Harlow" like Jean Harlow the movie star (Marilyn's idol).It's crazy but celebrities only seem to have girls....
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I agree with # 19. She most likely named the girl after Jean Harlow, the old movie star from the 1930s. Jean Harlow was the Marilyn Monroe of her day. She even died young like Marilyn.
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Happy birth, or whatever the fuck....blah blah blah. Both will be divorced in the near future, and both kids will just be souvenirs from thier bed mate of the moment.
Oh, and "great" choice of names for the Madden mutant. Harlow, what a wonderful name....yeah right. And why not give her a few more middle names....what a bunch of stupid assholes. I can't wait to hear the fucked up name Xtina will name her kid. Guarantee it will be ugly as fuck with that husband of hers.
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shouldve named the kid john.
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Aguilera's kid is fucked for life from birth. It's mother is a tranny and its father a monkey. Nurture, not nature, will fuck up Richie's kid.
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trannies are men so they cant get pregnant.
you mean she looks like a tranny because she sure isnt one.
and yeah the baby is not going to be cute, but who knows, some beautiful people end up having ugly babies.
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no shit 24.
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Christina will make a good mom. Nicole`s kid is already fucked because she is a junkie. I am surprised Nicole can even get pregnant.
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Lots of people have multiple middle names. It generally stems from a desire to incorporate names of loved ones. I'd probably give my kid the name of one of my maternal grandparents. If whoever I marry wants to add one too, why not? Their kid.
As for the name Harlow, it's actually a boy's name but who cares. They should have hyphenated the last name.
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Christina named her baby Max. She wins the cute name award.
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Nicole Richie starved herself, bleached her hair blonde, and wore blue contacts because she wanted to look and act exactly like Paris. There is no way in hell that a woman who idolizes Paris Hilton will ever be a good mother. Plus she is a junky and has been since age 14. Disgusting. Can't sing, dance, act, go to school. Pretty much a USELESS, TALENTLESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
Xtina may have some crazy slutty style, but at least it's her own. She takes care of her body, doesn't smoke, doens't do drugs, never had an eating disorder. Plus she has singing talent, so she's *gasp* actually famous for DOING SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE.
If you think Nicole will be a better mother, you have serious issues and you should never breed.
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Nasty, that's a load. Nicole didn't idolize Paris. She never wore blue contact lenses not that it matters since Paris Hilton has wonky brown eyes. Her mom has been rockin that same hair style for a while now. Also with the new hair, she first had it a soft brown and the more she got into Rachel Zoe's circle of death, the lighter her hair became. They have entirely different styles and it seems like they have very different personalities. Where Nicole shows signs of intelligence every now again ("I don't know why I'm famous"), Paris has not.
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Those thunder-thighs Christina's sporting are revolting!!
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Wow, i really wanna see if these two hoebags clean their act up now that they are mommies.
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and I love Nicole. She has an amazing personality, so funny, from what I've seen on the Simple Life. I hope the best for her and she really turns her life around for this kid.
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And Nicole is fugly there.
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barbie,that pic. is from september or something. :)
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cute cute cute
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