Marisa Miller Brings The Weekend Links!
Friday, January 11th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Joanna Krupa Picture Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- Megan Fox's Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments [CO-ED Magazine]
- Eva Mendes Wanted To Become A Nun [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Porsche: The bloodlines are unmistakable [Flabber]
- Adrian Grenier is smooth with the ladies [Celebslam]
- Amy Winehouse's Hot Fucking Tits Suck at Life [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- The Penelope Cruz Lesbian Sister Video Thing [The Bastardly Society]
- Katie Calls Suri A "Very Strong Woman" [Dlisted]
- WTF news of the day: OOps i married my twin [Tasteful Celebs]
- Tara Reid never had good breasts [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Johnny Depp Thrills Elderly Actress with Praise [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney Spears Got Married in Mexico [Fatback and Collards]
- An awesome collection of clever... SleeveFaces! [CityRag]
- Hayden Panettiere is now a bendable action figure [DerekHail]
- Kirsten Dunst enjoyed a cold bottle of water [Celeb Warship]
- Melissa Satta Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Mischa Barton's sister is an attention whore [The Blemish]
- Lisa Dergan sexy photo shoot [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Yup, Jessica Abla Is Definitely Pregnant [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












the face isn't the greatest, but overall a good package. I'd muster up a nut for her.
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I don't like her body. Her torso is too long and her breasts don't suit her body, they're too big (even though they are natural. Well, supposedly natural).
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i am buying that Stumpy The Wonder Troll action figure if i see it and i am gonna putup a picture of what i do with it....its not going to be pretty....
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I like her "I am a surfer style". Maybe a good model for SI , but she is not good enough for VS. Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are so superior.
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OMG that girls HOT SHiT! "SHiT`S HOT!" "SHiTS HOT!" "SHiT is H0T!"
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SHe is hot, but the JPG files are really crappy....
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Hey Phil,I know you wanna rape Hayden in a very brutally way.
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yeah....with a pole saw....
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Hey,Phil.What is up with that Handsy fella?"and the way you carry on with Phil the Crackboy" wtf??
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its jealously Pam. they cant handle that a hot thin chick that rules the world gets along so famously with me.
so sad. so very very sad for him. jealously is such an unheathly thing, i hope that he gets some help from his therapist
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phil put it in a blender
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Wow!It is me,or does she look like a slightly slimmer Jessica Simpson on that very first photo??Her face.
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overrated
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She's my current VS model. The others have gotten too thin for my liking. It's crazy that the size 2 is the "healthy" one with her visible hip bones, but in group shots, you can see that she's definitely the biggest. Tyra circa 2003. That was hotness.
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She would look better with a wider ribcage and shoulders to go along with those tits,. I do like her face,tough! Sexy.
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#13
She does in that pic, yea...
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"Wow!It is me,or does she look like a slightly slimmer Jessica Simpson on that very first photo??Her face."
Not slightly slimmer....A LOT skinner.
These VS bitches and their too skinny looks are lame. A lot of them would look better with some more meat on them, but hey...I don't fuck men so I what do I know?
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#18..I'll say it again..skinny chicks rule the world.I,myself,get very excited,if you know what I mean,by looking at a bone thin girl.
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ugly face
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she is super fucking hot. She will look like shit by the time she turns 40 though
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skinny girls are fine, better than thick or fat girls, but bone thin girls are unhealthy.
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Chick is just too damn boney. Her cleavage make up for her lack of meat, but still...She just looks unnaturally skinny. But she is pretty in the face.
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I love her. Too bad she's married. I've been in love with her since I read in the SI Swimsuit issue that she wanted to be a sportscaster if she wasn't a model. I love every bit of her, even the sunspots.
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Bony? This from the Ale and Adriana worshippers? She's definitely bigger than those two.
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marisa miller is not bigger than adriana. the chest of marisa creats an illusion.
anyway. i'm starting to like marisa more than ale now. her body is hotter and with those gay fake teeth ale has lost hotty points. and marisas sun spots are just hot. i'd use them as jizz targets. yessir
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Marissa's measurements: 34D-23-35
Adriana's measurements: 34-23-33 in
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Also, for the others:
Ale 34B-23-34 @ 5'10"
Selita 33C-24-34 @ 5'8"
Heidi 35-24-34 @ 5'9"
Gisele is 5'11"
Marisa is 5'8"
Whether or not you adjust for height, Marisa is the biggest in the chest and hips.
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ok, this chick is hot as hell. i think she is officially my new love. but what the hell happened to the quality of these pics? you people at bastardly's on crack?
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Marisa seems to have the best proportions...love her long waist, it looks great..Selita's torso is so short and it looks jammed up and stalky. Ale, Brooke Burke, Marisa M, Heidi Klum, Elle McPherson all have these types of waists/leg ratios and they are known for their sexy bodies.
The worst part of a short waist is having a baby...there's such a short area for growing baby and skin has to stretch all to hell leaving a jellybelly and stretch marks. Being all leg with a jelly belly is not hot and even a csection scar..your career is over.
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zzzzzz
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She's just. . too thin. Her body looks hard like a man's. Hard stomach, hard legs, hard hips., hard, square face. In real life I'd be fine with it, but as a model she just doesn't do it for me.
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