Superb Ass for a midget

Her ass is nothing special. The dude on pg. 5 isn't even staring at it.

I'd hate to see her if she stopped working out.

"I don't know if your ass is getting tighter because every time I see you you're wearing your ugly workout clothes."
"Fine. I'll wear a miniskirt and heels to the gym next time."
"Good. Then you can change in the locker room."
"I like to be comfortable."
"You want to be a star?"
"Uh, duh."
"Then men have to want you."
"Men want me."
"Men want everyone. I'm talking about something else. You have to be on. Always. I know it sounds like a lot of work, but the demands are becoming greater. Every time you leave your private sanctuary you have to be ready."
"Ready for what?"
"To perform. Which means you have to be in costume. Now what kind of costume is something up for discussion."
"So you don't like what I'm wearing right now, Ed?"
"No. I don't. I can't see anything."
"So what do you want me to wear right now?"
"Not much. Maybe just a white tanktop and some short shorts with striped knee high socks and a pair of new Loboutins."
"I don't have a white tank top or short shorts or striped socks and a new pair of Loboutins."
"You do now."
"Is that for me?"
"Yes."
"How come you're giving me gifts?"
"Because I love you."
"I love you too, Edward Yang. Can I give you a kiss."
"No. I want a blow job."
"Oh. Okay."
"Put on your new outfit."
"Yes, sir."
"There you go."
"Hold on. Hold on."
"Nice."
"How do I look?"
"Hot."
"You think."
"Yes. Now take off the tank top and the shorts, bend over and spread your ass."
"Okay."

I like the tiny light sabre she's carrying on page 6.

I will go to the Mall this weekend. I will see no less than 25 girls who are at least twice, if not three times hotter than Hayden. I am completely dumbfounded by the the amount of press this girl gets. She isn't particularly beautiful, she has not one outstanding physical feature to separate her from the crowd... and yet, we get an all points bulletin if she buys a cup of coffee and a biscotti.

I would love to violate this smug bitch.

take opff stumpy the wonder trolls pants, girls ass and thighs are LITTERED WITH CELLULITE.

i dont know if its one of the links for this post, but they had a thread here with her bending over in shorts at a walk up burger place or something on here, and the girls ass and thighs are covered with cottage cheese.

its only a matter of time before this bitches time is up and shes sucking dicks for roles, and then not even that will get her parts, shell be sucking dick for the sake of the fact shes a fucking nasty slut.

then hopefully well get a story about how she was gang raped for hours and stabbed in the bathroom of a seedy nasty bus station mens room.

god i need to be famous with a psycho girlfriend so i can really watch someone punch this fucking smug cunts teeth down her throat, ill viddy it on my cell, so satisfaction is just a few button pushes away....

Too much working out will deplete any curves she may have, leaving her to look like an adolescent boy.

I hope you don't really want that to happen to her Phil. I mean it's one thing to say it but another to actually want it to happen no matter how much she annoys you.
Anyway how can someone with big thighs have a flat arse? I like her fat neck and fat chubby arms with no chest. It's a good look for her.
Bobblehead.

Has the look of a line-backer for the 49'ers.

She's sooo ordinary looking.She should be working in a bakery,not be famous!Plus,she has the fat look to be working in a bakery.Allmost every girl who works in a bakery are fat.

Flake, anyone as smug and arrogent as she is, well....

and man, im picking the 49ers to win the west next year.... Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis....if they get a big play reciever... with the Addition of Mike Martz as Offensive Coordinator....theyll be 11-5 next year

guarantee shawty pack a mean right to the wig for all you hatas on this shit....i'd take this midget for a ride anyday.

glad to see your back Ed.

I could get lost in those eye brows. Literally.

Jugger,
curious...do you find those Victoria Secret models hot?

Ed's writings are instant classics. And yes, I'd fuck her ever so gently.

barf.

IN the first pic, she resembles a caucasian version of Raven Symone.

Build like a dump-truck.

A box of cereal has a better ass.

@ #10- Flake, I guess that she has yet to lose her baby fat.

I'd like to nuzzle between her cheeks.

Where the hell have you been hiding Tony Soprano?

I know her, and i am old time fan of her, but lol, there is nothing special about her... lol...

13 - yes! go 49ers! for football regular season '08