Adriana Lima Talks About Her Fake Sex Tape
Posted on Monday, January 7th, 2008 @ 4:02pm by Moelicious

The woman in the sex tape (NSFW LINK) looks nothing like Adriana...

Regardless, here are some pics of the real Adriana having lots of fun @ a Negra Cor concert.
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check out those arms...she can easily kick some serious ass...she looks very ordinary in these pix but the first pic is funny as hell lol
#3
Not true, that's pretty girls who are insecure and fear that if they pull a crazy/silly/strange face that they'll be found unattractive.
Adriana is just a beautiful girl who's not afraid to have fun and dares to show people her silly sides.
awww she looks so cute making those faces, and i agree with elvira.
Pookie, that's not the case.
The prettiest women can often make the ugliest faces.
As for Lima - she looks pretty average here... and I'm usually a BIG fan of hers.
It's no secret that Lima is past her prime but at least she doesn't look like an emaciated rat (you must be desperate since you're posting low resolution pictures, Moe)
Anyway, she could do herself a favor by dressing better and stop making those stupid faces.
She looks fun and probably has a good sense of humour
Almost all the time we see models with a dead/sad face
She isn't fat...
What’s the problem with making faces? Why do we always have to look sexy and serious, pout, like we want sex or having orgasms?
I like people with energy
I agree with #4, #5 and #11, she's adorable.
She looks like the drunk girl who's too easy to take advantage of.
she does rather tend to photograph, silly, a little too frequently as people here have mentioned. she gets away with it though, 'cuz she's pretty. maybe some lessons from Tyra?
good lord she is so fucking beautiful. that is all.
thanks for the vid, loki...
no probs moe
I can't believe that's Adriana. i thought it was some who thought it was some silly cow who thinks she looks like her. A body double thing.
She looks awful here. This is probably the worst I've seen her. Now I'm only saying she looks awful here coz I'm comparing her to her usual gorgeous self.
Check out those big arms. I think the dress and the bad angles don't help but atleast she aint afraid to show that she's having a good time. I like her silly faces. They're cute.
Glad she aint one of those celebs that realise the cameras are there and start posing hint hint Kim K.
gettin` fat too much too soon
Ale & Adriana have such dark voices!!But esp. Ale. It was frightening!!Also,I prefer blondes.
She's no Einstein, that's for sure, but I think that when you look like that everything can be forgiven.
pam i looked up the kendall twins... disturbing to say the least.
i think she put on a lot of weight since the vs fashion show. forgivable, since it was the holiday season, but she should lose them again.
Did you see them on the Alessandra thread?The link that "bobbles" gave, Lokiman?
I love her. I love how she doesn't let the money and fame bring out the bitch in a girl. Especially having fame for being sexy as a career. Not the kind of fame that is inhereted with money.
google searched it when you mentioned it on some other post (dunno which one. my merory sucks sometimes). they where fucked up pretty bad.
Adri and Ale are the hottest girls around
Apparently they don't make dentists where she comes from.
apparently bill is gay for giving a fuk
Okay, I feel like I need to defend Adriana's intelligence here.
English is her second language - that's the only reason why she's struggling for words in that video. Considering that she arrived in the US at age 18 not knowing any English, I think she's doing pretty well.
No, she's probably not a genius. But she's not an idiot either.
Exactly, #30. I'm gay because I'm reading a website that consists of scantily clad beautiful women. Are you always this insightful or was that just a momentary flash of brilliance?
CUTE.
ADRIANA AND ALESSANDRA ARE MY FAVORITS
Wow. Now i KNOW people on here are fucking retards. if thats FAT , then slap on some extra bacon cuz i'll have TWO more orders of that!
@34
the thicker waist thing, all females go through that well most of them she was really thin back then and now she's beginning to look more like a real woman and nothing is sexier than that.
@37
I know. She was really skinny when she started and now she is filling out.
What I meant was, it was said on her before, proportionately she seems to have a thick waist.
She is not fat at all.
Lokiman,did you go to the "PictureTrail" site?
adriana are you capable of putting on a normal face in candids? sheesh
pretty
wow, shes so pretty, but dark voices? oh fuck, thats makes me wanna stay in one spot...
What do you mean,#43?
i can acept the baddness of the first pic. but she is in no way ugly. i know this because you may can find bad picture of her. but never a bad video (if you have evidence of otherwise. please show).
@ultraskinnygirl - no. i went picturetrail.com. why did you want me to see that anyways????
But she's NOT fat!!!! If that's fat, most americans must have already died of morbid obesity!
She's still pretty, so fuck everyone else who says otherwise. Nothing has really changed about her. If you liked her 2 years ago, what's wrong now??
But I guess it's better if she stops wasting time caring about her looks because she's no longer in her "prime" anyway so why bother, right?? (Just kidding!) haha
@Carolina or any other person that thinks shes dumb.
most american celebs are fucking retards. she is smarter than most. her english is bad, but thats about it. i don't see her coming out of cars and flashing her groin, behaving like a drunken prat to the point of rehab or or claim to be smart. shes a model and never went high school. she could be worse like... jessica simpson or anyother of your standard english speaking rambling twat.
okay thats definately all now.
I never thought she was not bright until she had so much trouble answering the question, "do you ever have a bad day or ugly days?"
That is the only video I have seen so far that portrayed her in a bad light.
The rest of the videos she seemed like she knew what she was talking about.
@49
very true
at least she is not running people over with her car, going to jail, or asking is chicken of the sea, fish or chicken???
or if buffalo wings are made from buffalo. (jessica simpson i will remember that statement as the biggest display of idiocy till the day i die).
^^^I always wondered if she and the producers did that for ratings or if she is just that stupid.
I think she really is that dumb.
EMERGENCY: ADRIANA NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT IN ANY WAY, LIPO, GASTRIC, KRISPY KREME DIET, THE COOKIE DIET, RAW VEGAN DIET, WHATEVER!!!
Please tell this woman to stay away from the Brazilian buffet table.
Haha her faces are hilarious.
Wow. She looks like Michelle Rodriguez in the first picture
Watch Adriana at the age of 15 speaking her native language (@01:42):
She doesn't seem stupid speaking her own language, not even at the age of 15.
There are videos of her speaking Spanish, Italian, French, Portuguese and English. So what if her English isn't perfect.
She might not be a rocket scientist but she has good taste in arts (she loves Beethoven and Hitchcock), lives a pretty humble life, doesn't care about brand clothes, isn't a fucking attention / media whore and uses a lot of her money on charity. That's more than can be said about most of your American celebrity whores.
It's funny because when the fitting pictures of her from this year's show was released people were complaining that she was too skinny. Now she's too fat? haha, give me a break... you're just used to looking at skinny-ass Alessandra.
I doubt she speaks italian and french fluently (maybe not even a tiny bit). She probably doesn't even speak spanish fluently. Show us some videos...
I just don't see Adriana speaking so many languages. She didn't even finish high school and I highly highly doubt she took the time to learn those languages on her own.
She is ugly but she is not fat
stop saying she looks cute here, because its clear that she DOESNT.
its over for her and her photoshop pictures are taking longer to fix. its overrrrrrrrrrrrr
why the fuck do you bastards care about personality, language and religion all of a sudden? haha, this is ridiculous...
she looks pretty ordinary here but still better than ale
hot
in the clip 57 posted, Lima looks so beautiful, so angelic close-up....1:52-1:55
Wow, she looks so pretty in the video of her at 15 and she actually acts normal in it too...I wish she was still like that :(
No words to describe her... STUNNING & ADORABLE!! :))
eeh i don't think she's stupid at all. and that "ugly day" thing, yeah she didn't get that well, but she was still able to find a good (unique) answer.
i love the way she speaks english, her accent is sexy.
Any pathetic fuk on any website commenting on Adriana's looks, other than how you'd give up everything you got just for the chance to meet in person with her, needs to get a grip on reality.
shut up darxyde, not every guy is a desperate star fucker like you. i've seen hotter and more beautiful women in PERSON. if you see that adriana face and jowl on the streets, I probably wouldn't even look twice!
if anyone cares
she claims to be speak only english, spanish, and portuguese fluently
and didn't go to high school.
I knew she's had considerable weight gain last year, then she seemed to trim up a bit for the VS Fashion Show 2007... and now (only about 1-2 months later), the weight seems to have come back. That's too bad. At least she looks happy here... oh well. Can't win it all, can we?
she's crazy.
I still think she is beautiful...all the people who call her ugly can piss off...if she wasnt pulling those faces and had done something better with her hair she would look great...so dont judge her on this night...she was out having fun...you cant expect her to just stand around looking out for cameras so that she can look good in all of the shots..i still have faith in adriana and will always think she is beautiful!!!
Keep in mind Moe always tries to post pics of Adriana making weird faces in candid shots. I would not be surprised if there are similar pics of Alessandra doing the same thing, but I'm sure Moe would never try to ruin her reputation like that.
I think she's adorable and sexy.
No doubt she's model material, but she needs BRACES
When I watch her talk, all I can notice are her screwed up teeth..yuck
Anyway she does come off as a bit of a retard, but who cares. She's paid to look pretty, not debate politics or the economy.
Also, she has a surprisingly very deep voice...kind of manly voice. Again, paid to look pretty.
Models are better off MUTE!
When Lima gets naked, birds sing, the sun comes out, and rainbows form across earth
Just because she feels 'free' enough to make those hideous faces doesn't make it cute.
FAT!
She looks disgusting. Fuck, gross.
Also agree, its cool that she can have fun without worrying if a bad shot is taken. A also doesn't work nearly as much as she could, girl likes her leisure time, now if I could make that much working that little.............
If you look at lima in 2003 and now the only differences:
thicker arms
thicker waist
forehead wrinkles
tiny bags under her eyes
Other than that she is still curvy and pretty like in 2003.
She does look average here but not bad
she's so ugly and these pictures just prove it even better than the others
very pretty indeed
She's a pretty girl but she has been looking weird lately. I know it's a good thing that she's not all obsessed with looking hot and dressing her best at all times and doing her hair and makeup and posing for every photo, but well, maybe she should just try a little harder. No more funny faces!! She's already developing wrinkles so the scrunchy faces are not helping. Also, I know education has nothing to do with it but to the person who was defending her:
She's been in this country since 16 years old. That is 10 years of living here. I've only been living in america for 7 years and started learning english 7 years ago and now I am fluent and have been for the past 4 or 5 years. It doesn't take long to learn a language when you are living in the country because just being surrounded by other people speaking the language, speaking it to people you meet, watching tv, reading books, etc you just learn it without even trying. It's like you absorb it. So sorry, but that's not an excuse.
Also, i hate to bring it up again but she's a catholic who thinks abortion is murder. hahahaha. I can't stand most catholics but then there are some who are more liberal, pro-choice, and don't try to impose their beliefs on others but Adriana Lima strikes me as the type of person who is brainwashed and doesn't even question her religion (just blindly follows it) and then goes off and tells people not to murder their fetuses. Anyone who is pro-life to me is an idiot and against women and their rights. How stupid must you be to think that an embryo is a person and that terminating a pregnancy is murger? hahaha
So Adriana is a pretty girl but doesn't seem to be that bright. But then again, who cares?? She's rich and definitely ain't gettin' paid to be smart.
These pics are damn scary !!!!!!!!!!! she looks like a MAN IN DRAG in pic 2 on page 2 !!!!! and she def aint fat but something about her body looks so OFF and i cant quite put my finger on it but she needs to hit the gym or something!!! damn!!! what the heck happened to my beloved adri??
She looks so cute at 15. She must have been a really beautiful baby too.
Why are you bringing Ale into this? Are you looking for another slanging match?
Anyway I think Adriana and Milla jovovich must have been good looking in the womb too.
Check out a young Milla. I think she was abt 12. So beautiful.
http://www.millaj.com/pics/lei10873.jpg
Pretty girls are incapable of making faces like that.
*murder
i miss the old adriana:
http://adrianalimafan.net/gallery/full/1720/
but i still love her anyway
Can this women do anything without crazy comments? Does anyone expect her to walk around with a stright face, pouty lips like on a runway? Be real people, come on!!!! She is not past her prime, modeling maybe, not her as a person.
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