Christina Milian Wins The Bastardly Bikini Body Matchup
Friday, January 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch

Here's the pic that people voted on...

Source: Kelly Brook vs Christina Milian: The Bastardly Bikini Bod Matchup
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Kelly is WAY hotter, but I guess if your into fat midget chicks .... I could see how you'd vote for Christina.
Click the link on my name and find some super hot shots of Kelly, she's fine as hell.
And thats the bottom line........
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Little bitches can't handle a body like Brook's. So they went for the one closest to the less curves and more boyish. Not saying Milian on is, but for them it was the lesser of two evils.
Now, if you put Milian up against a stick with a bikini on in a poll, Milian would then lose.
Alessandria Ambrosio's insane popularity here proves that.
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i would vote christina over lots of people...just wish she was stretched out to like 5 foot 8 or so. kelly just looks like a hot mom to me...maybe if she was more toned she would look better? she is really pretty, i just think dark and toned is prettier. and yes, christina over alessandra too.
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Well, duh, it is obvious, christina is smokin' hotttttt. kelly is just flabby and kinda on the big side.....:) big hips, yuk.
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Yeah I know rene'. Hips...on women???? Yuk. It's bad enough they have breasts right?
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I'll never understand why the girls on this site make comments about a woman's hips. Even if you're a powerdyke strap-on specialist you'll never truly unstand what it means to plough into a soft womanly physique - a physique that includes curvy, womanly hips.
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yah and ploughing into a flat british ass must be sublime...
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That's cause the girls on this site have a fascination with anorexic transgender models like Alessandria Ambrosio, Giselle Bunchin, and the like.
That, and you have girls that don't have T&A of any kind, but thanks to the fashion industry they now have a haven where they can make believe their hot.
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lisa,
You are a girl and thus don't even understand the concept of "ploughing" on any level.
But for your information, yeah...banging a broad like Brook would be amazing. I know cause my penis is currently in the middle of a memoir about banging hot broads. It's even kind enough to dedicate it in my memory.
I told my penis that although that was very kind, it wasn't needed because after all, we are all in this together and I couldn't have done it without him either.
We were proud of each other and then got up to drop some loads on a bitch's face.
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goodness, i am a girl on this site and don't see a problem with the big hips. which is why i said christina over ale any day...just think if kelly was a bit more toned, and maybe wore a lower fitting bottom, it would be more flattering. i guess i won't every really understand the "fuck-able" factor because i don't have a penis...but if i did, i think it would point at christina.
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That's what I'm saying. You girls always have something to say about the women featured on this site but frankly, your opinions about their handbags and shoes bear much more relevance than your take on their bodies.
courtney - not to single you out, but a line like "I don't have a penis... but if I did, I think it would point at christina." is ludicrous to me.
Have you ever heard a guy say, "I don't have a vagina but if I did, I'd rather have Ed Norton fuck it than Christian Bale..."?
It's insanity.
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Christina is much, much hotter for real.
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no amount of bitching can change the fact that christina is hotter than kelly. the bastardly vote is law. inhale the final judgement, ya bastards.
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She's a babe.
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christina milian is fucking amazing.
Kelly brook is NOT....i watched House of 9 the other day, and, im still unimpressed...she was the ugliest chick in that movie....
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yah, tits and ass are sexy on a woman but they stick out in the other direction..they don't make you WIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEE.
Christina is short, that's her only flaw..her body is hot and way curvier than a model...she's got hips, tits, waist, everything! What is the problem??
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Hey Kelly Brook warriors why are you mad?
Get a fucking clue, I can go to the local Walmart and get a chick that looks like KB to fuck me in the backseat of my car, in the parking lot. Only a person who is a failure in life, would settle for garbage like Kelly Brook. I want beautiful women that are a challenge for me to attain. Just because you prefer women with bodies like Hefty garbage bags doesn't mean we all need to go dumpster diving to be considered men.
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Yawn.
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xtina milian is the best looking black girl out there at the min. yes she's black and cuban lets get over that now before we have this cuban is a race war all ova agen
but i think both of em r gorg tho so :\
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Woooo, millian! That's ma girl
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wow. just a joke... don't have a penis. never will. my bad.
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christian m. all the way....and johnymac needs to get a life. he/she is probably really the big fat wide "birthing" hipped kelly chick and he/she is pissed she lost.
Christina M. is fine. Comparing these two is like comparing premium Kobe beef to a overdone full of unhealthy saturated fat greasy Big Mac. Which Kelly B. looks like she has had more than her share of lately.
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As a chick who posts here I would like to just say that Although I think they both have great bodies I choose Milian cause I think she has and adorable personality... Though I guess we are not picking based on character....
JohnnyMak - If I had a penis I would play with it (and you can't tell me that if you had a vag you wouldn't do the same... )
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JohnnyMak - If I had a penis I would play with it (and you can’t tell me that if you had a vag you wouldn’t do the same… )---------------------
JOhnny Mack does have a vag.....he is a fucking little gay ass pussy cum eater.
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So many dwarf lovers on this forum -you lot are sick fucks
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Deffffffinitely Christina!
She kindof looks like my girlfriend JD!
Check us out on myspace :)
~Aspen
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Ah is fake Rasheed having a bad day...
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Still Christina.
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"courtney - not to single you out, but a line like “I don’t have a penis… but if I did, I think it would point at christina.†is ludicrous to me.
Have you ever heard a guy say, “I don’t have a vagina but if I did, I’d rather have Ed Norton fuck it than Christian Bale…�"
Most guys don't have the guts to comment on a guy's looks even if it comes up naturally... they're usually very insecure about their sexuality and masculinity.
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u know whats funny bitch? i have no issue commenting on a guys looks....would you suggest that all the people that do, and will continue to call me "gay" fall into the group thats "very insecure about their sexuality and masculinity"?
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Now if Christina would go to the beach and take her bikini top off like Kelly Brook does all the time....
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OMG, have you seen how saggy KB's breasts are? Damn, I've nursed 2 children and have perkier boobs and they're D's. They are on some other website and are blocked off with a bar but you can see the saggage on the sides...ewwwww...
Milians' boobs look like they stand right up and her ASS, well, that's why she won (even while being so short).
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Out of the 2 in those pics it would be Christian coz she's toned. If she were abt 5'8 I'm sure her legs would look so much better.
I've seen pics of Kelly Brook when she was lighter and toned and all I could say is wow. This is not a good pic of Kelly Brook.
The thing I don't like about Kelly is her face, boobs are too big, she has a flatish arse. The rest is good though like her hair, skin, lips, height and legs. By the way I'm talking about when she did look good and toned.
Thins i don't like about Christina She's short, legs are too muscular they kinda look big and her nose.
I can't decide. I'll say they both looked good.
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did everyone see the topless pics of Kelly Brook? everytime i say...
"her tits prolly sag to her stomach when she is wearing a bra"
i get called GAY...
uh....go look at her topless pictures....where are her tits at? not where they are supposed to be ill tell you that much.
sorry, this is why i generally dont like chicks with HUGE tits. NOT ALL, but the MAJOIRTY when you take a bra off of them wind up looking like she looks in those pictures.
im sorry, but its disgusting.
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@Philip:
"would you suggest that all the people that do, and will continue to call me “gay†fall into the group thats “very insecure about their sexuality and masculinity�"
Of course. Insecure boys always go out of their way to prove how straight and masculine they are. They pounce on anybody who makes comments like that because it's their opportunity to elevate themselves.
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Well, um, yeah. That wasn't even a fair match-up
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Judging from the pictures, I pick Christina but this is not a fair match-up. Christina is doing somesort of photoshoot here, so this is her in top-shape. Kelly Brooke is just being lazy on vaction. If she was in photshoot shape, brown midget would not even come close to Kelly.
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i dont know why people complain that Christina is short. I think petite short girls are lovely.
Id take a short girl over a tall one.
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number 41rrrcraz no shit i agree, who would want that fat ugly amazon brooke hogan, there are tall girls who look good and are slim and hottt, but hog hogan is not one of them.
and ya, Christiana duh, shes da bomb as they say.
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Kelly is hotter than the simian
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I'd pee in her butt.
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she's not doing any photoshoot actually.. that's just her on the beach. these photos have been published everywhere, and its def. not a photoshoot.
christina is way prettier.
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i like millans body, its fit and nice,.kelly is just very wide and flabby.
are we suppose to like every flabby,wide,nasty girl we see?
no, girls come in different shapes and sizes, it would be horrible if they all looked like kelly and kim k.
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Christina is a midget
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I guess you'd just have to take my word for it.
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