Milian Easily

Milan all morning, and all afternoon, and all night, and all week.

Hands F'n Down Christina MIlan...

Thats is beyond a tasty bite size.. thats a Tasty Morsel that needs to be savored over and over again

You should have titled this "Hard Body vs. Down Syndrome".

I would bang the shit out of Christina.

lol...there should be a christina vs hayden bikini post....both are around the same age and toned and short...but one is proportional and the other looks like a baby t-rex...

There should be a Kate Beckinsale Vs Jessica Biel bikini post. Only they are not wearing bikinis. They are naked. And they are making out with each other. That would be the 2008 post right there. And the end my suffering.

this should be deemed a 'no contest'. Brook is clearly in no shape or condition to go up against Christina.
i don't think cm even has a fault, she's perfect in every way!!!

kelly has very nice tits but i vote for christina
caliente man caliente

Milian baby...

of course Milian...and this is coming from someone who doesnt like short chicks...but she has a very nice, cute body...pocket size...Brook, on the other hand, looks like she pops out babies for the fun of it...thats the only explanation i can come up with for those hips.

Milian definitely has the best body.

a tie

Milian, all day, every day.
Kelly is waaaaaaay over hyped and the fact that she is a vapid retard doesn't score her many points either.

Kelly Brook can fuck. Milian can't. End of story. Brook wins.

Neither. For the love of god, neither . . . .

holy shit, compare the booties!! No contest baby...Milian....oh yah and the sexy stomach of Christina puts that doughboy thing to shame...don't even get me started about the pasty British thing and the faces.

Brooke is a wideload, curvy yes but overall, way too wide all over.

Milian is a goddess, the other chick is forgettable.

i'm sorry, if kelly brook, in these pics, is too fat for you to want to fuck, then you're a homosexual. she might be 5 pounds overweight. just look at the candids from her last calendar shoot, the one where she's on the boat. she's more tone, but still soft and curvy. milian looks like a goddamn body builder. i'd still fuck her, but i like kelly better, even with the extra 5.

Come on, even you white boys gotta admit Milian got her on this one.

NOT EVEN CLOSE

CHRISTINA IS ONE OF THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD

LOVE THE TATTOOS

GOT TO LOVE CUBAN GILRS

TIME TOO RUB ONE OUT TO Ms. MILIAN…….….AGAIIN

Milian looks too manly.

hey, damla 55.. yea you asshole i bet if tara reid was in the best bikini body contest she would win easily.. rott in hell asshole...

Moe, you're gay.

Kelly Brook "A little squishy around the hips, but nothing that a couple hundred situps per day can’t get rid of."

The fuck is that???

Her body is perfect.

Milian is cute and all, but she's just a little girl compared to Brook. She's nothing compared to her.

The fashion-olics here prefer Milian cause they all want bodies that are about as boyish and skinny as possible. That's why between the two they pick Milian.

That's what you little bitches don't understand. Hips are part of woman man. Brook's body just screams sensuality and sex.

i just think alot of people prefer small and petite figures. thats why chicks like rachel bilson, christina milian, and kristen bell get so much love. not my cup of tea, but many others like that. its a big part of tila tequila's appeal too. as my friend said 'you can pick her up, fuck her, then throw her against a wall'. cant do that to a woman like kelly brook, even though i think she's way sexier overall.

That's cause they are wimps and/or have a thing for sex with children.

That's the only reason to explain why girls that like like they are pushing 13 like Rachel Bilson are worshiped by some sad cases.

I'm a man and desire sex with a WOMAN. Not some chick that is legal only by age or some anorexic chick that comes gay approved.

Christina is smokin' SMOKIN! no question, but I will have to go with Kelly, b/c her dude sort of looks like me, just a little more douchbaggier, meaning I would be the most douchbaggiest and I would have more of an opportunity to date Kelly than Christina. Christina seems to want the more athletic/quarterback/basketball player type rather than the parents-house-basement-dweller-alcoholic such as myself.

both women look great. however, i think that kelly's bikini is very unflattering to her figure, and probably would be on any other figure for that matter. if she had the same bikini on that christina has on, i think she'd look better.
and i agree with johnnymak, women are supposed to have hips.

Johnnymak, you said what I was thinking.

dang. i didn't know christina millian was that short!

I love taller women but they have to be more on the petite side, curvy but not too wide..no part of their should eclipse mine when standing behind me....so...Milian's too short (has the best body and ASS though) and Kelly Brooke is just tall and big..so no one is good enough for me..haha..cuz I'm so perfect an all.

I like the Brook boobies best, but if Milan had a flat head to rest my beer on & no teeth she would be the perfect woman.

If Christina was taller, she would be perfect...she is NOT boyish!! The girl's got tits and ass and a small waist, nice hips..WTF??

KB dines on fish and chips/bangers and mash but is holding it together with youth and workouts etc...just wait...I can hear her ticking. and yes, agee, her ass is on the flatter side so the wide hips aren't flattering at all to her bum.

milian is hotter on all levels. look at the first brook picture... nuff said

Who the Hell is Kelly Brook anyway? I know that Christina Milian sang the theme song to Kim Possible...

Seriously, does Disney have a hot chick farm somewhere? Milian, Britney, Christina A, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Storms... they are turning them out (pun intended) with regularity. The Cheetah Girls (one for every taste), Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens are the new wave and they have future potential hotties Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez grooming for the future! And there is a handful of B-team players I haven't even mentioned.

Seriously, I think there is a top secret Department of Hot Chicks deep in the bowels of Disneyland.

Christina Milan is much hotter overall. But I'm a tit man, and I'm loving this other chick's rack.

Kelly Brook is gorgeous, but there is no denying Christina Milian as the winner of best beach body. She's well-proportioned, very fit, tan (if you can call it that) and her boobs aren't even that far behind kelly's.

shit the Christina millian chick hands down, the other one looks like beached whale. the CM chicks body is firm, tight, toned, tiny, little, petite, hot, and slender, but with curves in all the right places and NOT overly large & muscular--ie Brooke Hogan. Now the beached whales body is un-toned, lumpy, bumpy, very hippy, saggy, huge ugly thunder thighs, saddlebags, droppy, saggy tits. I cant believe you all would make such an unfair contest. Now maybe if you compared Kelly Brook to Brooke "Butch" Hogan, Kelly could win.

will,
"I love taller women but they have to be more on the petite side, curvy but not too wide..no part of their should eclipse mine when standing behind me"

Ok will, so you don't want your girl to have bigger tits and ass than you. Alright...

Gotcha!

lisa,
"If Christina was taller, she would be perfect…she is NOT boyish!! The girl’s got tits and ass and a small waist, nice hips..WTF??"

I didn't say Christina was boyish, I said she was cute and all but nada compared to the all woman Brook.

The boyish thing I wrote was because that between the two here, she's the closest to that and that's what all the fashion nuts here like.

i dont know who the fuck the lady carrying the "wide load" is, the other one either for that matter. but the bigger of the two (blue striped bathing suit) needs to get her chunky fat ass to the gym asap. TONE UP you fat stupid bitch, or stay the hell of the beach b4 you get harpooned.

reality & reason has spoken.

maybe your into that shit johnnymak, but i'm not a chick or gay, so have at it, whatever floats your boat dude. Christina is hotter.

Millian's pictures = Photoshoot with makeup + lighting.

Brook's picture = real candids.

These are the best I've ever seen Christina look. Take that and match them up with the best I've ever seen Kelly look (http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/women/Kelly.Brook/photoshoot_2006_u...) , and it's absolutely no contest. Kelly Brook all day every day.

Headless, you creepy bastard!

JohnnyMak...the word is swallow, ok? S W A L L O W

Good thing we have an expert on the topic like someguy in our midst to make sure everything's accurate. ;)

kelly isn't bad, but she looks like a hot mom...like the mom that hides under loose-fitting clothes all day, then whips off her shit at the beach and you're like "WOW! "...but you still don't want to hang her up on your wall.
which is where christina comes in. my goodness i wish i had the self-discipline to get myself into that kind of shape. what a perfect little body. and she's adorable.

johnny mak, stfu A-hole. you are starting shit with people (who have not said crap to you btw), because you are fucking moron who thinks he is some kind of beauty expert and has to resort to insulting people when they do not agree with your stupid ass. It is an f'n opinion that's all. And just because your idiot ass is in the minority on this one, you get pissed and talk shit like a little 11 year girl. BTW, You sure seem to know a lot about "swallowing." Bet you had a lot of practice with it.

global warming is a lie!!!,
No need to hate. I'd just like to give advice to those that need it. :D

You see, when I drop a load on a bitch's face, I see the mess that it can cause and the time she has to take to clean up. Sometimes I don't give a fuck, but other times I feel bad ya know? So I let her know that if she swallows, she can save time, energy, and trees.

Now seeing as "those shoes" and "Baby Shamu" are little bitches, I figure they could benefit with this knowledge as well. So I shared and because of that, I even think an angel just got it's wings.

^^ completely agree about the swallowing, it's easier and not messy.
As for the contest, Kelly, cause I don't like pocket size women.

wow, Johnny Mack is such a big bad tough guy stud, such a lady killer macho heartthrob you are, you should write a tell all book Romeo. shouldn't you be out getting your i'm sure very small 2 inch--fully erect--cock sucked, instead of being an internet troll?
Those who can DO, those who CAN'T (like YOU) "teach."
Yours are lessons that are laughable, the last time you got laid was probably 1992.
And bettcha you paid for it. You would not know what a good BJ was if one hit you in your Dirty Sanchezed face.....i take that back, maybe you do know. Ya, and the little midget all the fucking way.
CM is hottttttt as hell fire.

umm christiana millian or whatever. she looks much better.

'15,
hahahahahhaha read what you just wrote'

What about it?

Somebody corrected JohnnyMak's spelling and he didn't like it. Infact he was defensive about it and TRIED to diss the other person.
I made a typo and JohnnyMak was saying speak English bla bla bla. I guess he doesn't like being corrected. What a sad basketcase.
Anyway in those pics I would say Millian but compare that Millian pic to these pics of Kelly's i would go for Kelly.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/06/15/bastardly-lunchtime-snack-k...
I like Kelly's skin tone, body and hair in that pic. Yeah she has a manface and Millian has a cuter face than Kelly but I prefer Kelly's body. She's 5'8 too.

Milian All the Way!!!!!!!!!!!

Christina has the ideal bikini body. Plus her bikini is not fug so obviously, she wins

You see number 65 Flake is how one is supposed to act on here if you don't agree with most everyone else, which is FINE!! Everyone has an opinion and is entitled to it. You don't result to throwing insults at everyone like Johhny asshole mac does. I like Christiana Millian better, better body, pretty face, jmo...now johnny a-hole mac would just insult everyone that does not think like him. Ahhhh well, he is tool, so i guess he cant help it. Kuddos to #65 Flake for acting mature and like an adult.

Thank you 68. I accept people have different opinions. I may not understand it but what the hell. It's their choice. I don't like it when people ssay so and so is the most beautiful woman in the world because that to me is such a ridiculous title because they have not seen every single woman in the world. If people say that so and so is the most beautiful woman they've ever seen, that would be different and I could agree with that.
Yeah JohnnyMak is a tool. He thinks he's a beauty expert. So far the women whom he consideres that are beautiful are women who are borderline fatties with ugly man face or camel faces.
He goes on and on how 'MEN' don't like 12 yr old boys and his same ole song but all I have to say is that men are attracted to a very feminine face. Well most straight men.
They are not attracted to women who have an ugly face or look like men and camels.
They like wide beautiful cat eyes, high cheekbones, full lips, small delicate nose, good sized forehead and to top it all off an oval face shape.
I don't know what he considers beautiful when it comes to the face but then again he said who needs to look at a face and the face isn't important.

^^ I think a face is extremely important, I won't call a woman hot if she has an ideal body and ugly face. Body can change a lot but you have to look at someone's face every day and you have to like what you see.
I would take a cute man with flabby body over super fit man who is ugly. Fortunately I don't have to compromise cuz my husband is super cute and fit enough.

That's true Leni. You can change your body by dieting, eating, exercise, toning up. Even corsets and under garments but when they come off that's when you see what's really underneath. I haven't added surgery coz the results are usually so so.
With the face you can't really do much except make up and like I said surgery isn't really that impressive and on the face it's a lot more visible.
No amount of make up can make you look really beautiful. I'm not talking about airbrushing. Look at Paris Hilton. She has the best make up artist and I have never seen her look beautiful not once coz her face is nasty.
If you have a beautiful face chances are you still look good without make up. I love bone structure. Some of the women whose face I like are Michelle Pfeiffer, Alyssa Milano, Milla Jovovich, Linda Evangelista, Kristen Kreuk, Vanessa Mae, Navi Rawat, Bipasha Basu and Grace Kelly.
I don't like Milla's, Linda, Kristen and Vanessa Mae's nose but the rest of their face is lovely esp Linda and Milla. I think they look alike too.

Linda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bORJONIcCoI&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=...

Milla
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=loreal+milla

I seen pics of Milla when she was a kid and all I can say is that I bet she was good looking even in the womb.

Oh and if you have a great face you suit almost any hair style, colour (depending on skin tone) and you get to change your look. A woman who can pull off really short hair and still look beautiful is just wow. Linda, Milla and Halle Berry still look stunning.
Imagine that. You can change your look all the time.

^^ Flake, totally agree. All the women, Linda, Milla, Michelle, Kristen, Vanessa, Bipasha, Alyssa and Grace Kelly, all have amazing faces. And Linda and Milla do look alike, I really like this type of beauty. You have a good eye.

Thank you. Do you know any other women that have this sort of look? I like to look at women from different cultures and countries. What can I say. I'm a straight female but I'd rather look at women coz they are more beautiful.

milian all-day, british chicks suck at sex i.e. kEELY HAZEL

Kelly doesn't look bad per se, but you can tell she doesn't spend much time in the gym or watching what she eats.

Christina looks phenomenal and obviously worked hard for that body.

Right, I am apparently alone here. I'd personally rather have a Milian body than a Brook body, but the latter girl looks better on the beach. Yes she is a little 'soft/curvy/etc' but it absolutely suits her and she looks something like a goddess, unlike Milian whose body looks unnaturally hard and toned. Nothing worse than knowing someone only looks good because they spend their life in the gym. So Kelly Brook it is.

Christina. Kelly is just nice for a British chick.

Christina Milian now, Kelly Brook in her prime...

both are perfect

Sure, Christina looks really good here. But I'd really like to see y'all go to Kelly Brook and say "Hey, you really need to do some sit ups!". How gay would sound that!?

Look at Billy Zane what a loser ,shave the head dude.

And maybe if you sallow your man's cum after he finishes, you'd win too, those shoes.

I'm just saying those shoes. Why have cum all over your face and hair? If you sallow, you'll be already to go and make some bacon and eggs for your man instead of doing unneeded clean-up.

You see? Sallow and you win. :)

Unless Baby Shamu wants to do the clean-up for you.

15,
hahahahahhaha read what you just wrote

Where's the Brook topless photos??

does kelly brooks have the period in picture 4? i can see a red spot right there

KELLY BROOK FOOL !