Is Jake Gyllenhaal Going Too Far To Get Some Ass?
Posted on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious

This is straight-up out of Brad Pitt's book of love, if you ask me...
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woah... last pic, ava looks well like reese. hope she doesn't have that chin thing going on though.
first picture: the girl looks exactly like his dad...
Yeah, this is kinda creepy. That kid can't be too happy. Hope there's plenty of therapy to help him deal with "biological" daddy vs. "man mommy fucks" daddy.
lmao, that bitch is wack as hell.
Red Sox caps? Figures. Every douche in the USA is now a part of "Red Sox Nation"
The Red Sox have officially become the new "Evil Empire"... Bandwagon jumping chodes.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
No, my socks are black today... thank you
*wink*
NOW WHY WOULD A SINGLE FAMOUS MAN GO OUT WITH A WOMAN WITH KIDS WHEN HE COULD BE BANGING A GIRL A NIGHT?
This is so made up...JG is gay, come on...
if Jake was trying to "get some ass" wouldn't he be out with the kid's dad?
Dump the RedSox Hats. THEY SUCK!
Wait until Ryan catches up with Jake in a dark alley somewhere. He's going to knock his Red Sox off.
She is unbelievably short.
I just think it's sad. These Hollywood couples are messed up. People are selfish. It's a shame that these kids are from divorced parents now.
Jake is wearing a Red Sox hat, not a cowboy hat, so he isn't gay in this picture - wait, I guess he is - jump on the bandwagon goin' down the Hershey Highway with all the other championship team wanna-be's. Seriously though, I'd tote some kid around on my shoulders for awhile to hit up Resse for a couple of hours, as long as he didn't piss on my neck.
Eww, those Red Sox hats.
On the real though Jake looks kinda bored.
I cant get over Jake being a Gay-Cowboy-Slut.
No. If it were out of Brad's book of love, he'd leave a chick who's obviously not going to plague her life with the curse of children, run to a chick with no baby daddy and also get the fun of making one himself. I guess it's just like Brad except with possibly baby daddy drama (exhibit 1: the boy is obviously not cool with someone trying to take daddy's place) no guaranteed lovin and Reese is not about to put her career on hold to pop out more young'n.
* a different girl
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