Bastardly Hot or Not: Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures



I'm sorry, but I don't find this one attractive...

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36 Scandalous Comments

Average and dykey. Flipping the finger doesn't look very feminine.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 2:56pm

I still love her, but stupid sunglasses and stupid haircut. Is she a lesbian?

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 2:59pm

maybe shes scared that what happened to j love will happen to her
and that first pic where shes flipping the camera off is funny is fuck

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:08pm

*as fuck

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:08pm

Sunscreen, bitch, sunscreen...

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:13pm

Very ladylike.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:21pm

no ass

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:47pm

SPF 45, if you will.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 4:19pm

The are maybe 2 women on the planet who look better with short hair. She isn't one of them.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 4:39pm

Agree with everyone...she's looking very average in these shots. Actually, maybe even slightly below average.
Dump the stupid bug-eyed sunglasses (they're out anyway), grow your hair, stick that finger up your ass and do some sit-ups. Otherwise you'll be checking me out on the express line at WalMart in a year or two.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 4:58pm

Women start going down hill in their mid 20's. It's sad, but true.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 5:18pm

Pic 3...... that's what the average woman's stomach looks like AFTER having kids...... what's her excuse? And sit-ups alone will not cure it. You can have a 6 pack and still be all flabby on top. She needs to hit the cardio hard..... perhaps train for a half marathon and then go from there?

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 5:47pm

Damn! At first glance I thought it was Britney Spears!

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 5:59pm

definitely HOT, but her hair looks like sh*t 90% of the time. She needs a new hairstylist.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 6:16pm

very average. I love it when so called "hot" blondes turn out not to be voluptuous, but actually just soft and kinda fugly. You bastards still wouldnt say no though, so don't pretend. I'll bet your girlfriends look like that.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 6:30pm

Nice Superman bikini theme going on.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 6:36pm

Never thought she was pretty. Her attitude sucks. What has she been doing lately, anyway? She ought to be happy that someone wants to take a picture of her.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 6:53pm

definetely hott.. elisha is fine as crap. she has a good bikini body

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 7:22pm

I used to have a crush on her when she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 7:46pm

Is she trying to look like a middle aged woman who has had kids??The hair cut,the fat rolls...

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 8:10pm

her face and body are very average looking. i'm not a fan, though.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 11:13pm

#22.You mean Kirstie Alley? And why did Elisha do this to herself? Wasn't she hot in the movie: The Girl Next Door? Never saw it.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 11:45pm

Short hair does not look good on her. She doesn't look bad in her bikini though. She should be having fun at the beach, but instead she looks like she's pissed. The paparazzi must have ruined her day big time.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 12:39am

what a dumb bitch. if you don't want to have your picture taken, go to a fucking private beach. otherwise, that's the price you pay for being a multi millionaire.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 12:57am

needs a grudge ass fuck...

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 3:10am

ok, seriously??? maybe i'm looking at something different than everyone else because this girl isn't fat!

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 4:56am

This chick bugs me. She is unbelievably hot, but seems to be doing everything possible to make herself ugly. Was she abused as a kid or something ? I don't get it. If she thinks we want to see her act because she's a talented actress, think again. We want to see you act in stuff like The Girl Next Door because we like looking at your tits and ass, and we want to see you naked so we can file you away in our spank bank and make a withdrawl later tonight. C'mon bitch - grow that hair longer and get those clothes off !

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:04am

More like bun burn, but not in a good way

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:51am

babygirl looks so sad in these photos...she needs a drink and a dose of dick.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 1:02pm

man, you guys are harsh.

okay, ugly haircut, no question. big hips? yeah, kinda. fat rolls? i don't see it. usually, the fattys ooze over those tight bikini bottoms at the hip...sorry man, but she ain't oozing. and her belly...well, there appears to be some tone in there with a wee layer of fat, enough that she isn't all manly, not enough to be actually fat.

and here's the thing about usually hot ACTORS and ACTRESSES when they have stupid haircuts and the like... it's usually for a ROLE, ya dumbasses.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 2:58pm

She is not fat. Just bad pasture, bad hair cut and no career left.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 3:31pm

Nice tits. Daddy wanna play, Elisha

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 3:59am

I've never found her to be very pretty either.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 6:39pm

I like the way her nips poke through that top in the other pics. even with the butt chin, this girl is HOT!!!

Thursday, January 10th, 2008 @ 11:29pm

I love the pic of her flicking everyone off.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 5:48pm

She and J. Love Hewitt should be chubby buddies and join Jenny Craig together. Maybe they can be the next...(whoever that fat broad from Cheers is).

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 8:11pm

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