Better Late Than Never: Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag



So yes, we've had this sitting in our inbox for the last ten days. My bad, Pstroyer. I have a valid excuse, though. Jackson is currently on special assignment in Buenos Aires (i.e. hit on as many hot chicks as possible) and I'm horrible at following up w/ inbox stuff, so I kinda let this get stale.

So w/out further do-do, let's get on w/ some bastardly business. Seeing extremely hot women lined up in the nude makes me want to A) stare at the photo for prolonged periods of time & B) fantasize of where I'd like to stand if given the opportunity (in my wildest & kinkiest dreams, of course). With that in hand, please review both pics & vote wisely...



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seriously...if the spot between randa and adri isn't the best place to be in the world, i don't know where is

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:32pm

Most thought-provoking poll I've participated in a long time - well done.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:49pm

haha I'm straight but I guess none of them is as hot as the one between Adri & Ale would be (if it really existed ;PP) hehe

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:50pm

3rd spots the charm.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:54pm

I'm sure that any spot they would allow any man to be in would heaven for him...

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:58pm

the 1st picture shows how Miranda Kerr is the PRETTIEST one. what a lovely face. izabel and alessandra got nothing with their horse faces. but they're hot too, i have to admit.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:05pm

Put me behind Miranda so I can slide into her cheeks!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:11pm

1st spot, please!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:14pm

Bastardly lesbian sex fantasy match-up?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:18pm

I think I gotta fish in my pants...wait, that's just me.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:24pm

okay, alessandra is hot and all that shit, but have you noticed how much she looks like a HORSE in that picture. and i'm not even saying it just for the sake of saying it, she really looks like a horse in that shot.

click my name, i found a pic of alessandra and petra together. hhhm, interesting for a bastardly match up contest, HEAR ME MOE!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:27pm

now why would you guys go in between those chopping boards? ale and izabel don't have boobs... i want a little cushion...

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:43pm

Candice Swanepoel should be there.Wasn't she one of the VS angels?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:56pm

#24

No, she wasn't.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 8:00pm

But #25,she was in the VS show,showing underwear.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 8:02pm

#26

There are many VS models, only six VS "angels".

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 8:23pm

I don't really want to choose. I just want to roll around between all of them.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 8:35pm

1st spot

Look at Izabel's ass and Adriana Lima's boobs. Yummy!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 9:21pm

Izabel and Alessandra are taking all the space. It should be equally distributed so we can see all of their glory.
What happened to Alessandra's teeth?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 10:59pm

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 2:46am

#33..I definately see the resembelance!(spelling)

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 3:34am

hahahahaha @ 33 that was funny...

and here is who id take:
Lima…cuz well, she is perfect...and Karolina cuz she has a nice bubble butt

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 4:11am

3rd is the spot of kings.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 7:43am

Adriana Lima is the prettiest. But I have to say Izabel and Alessandra Ambrosio together are looking amazing. Izabel is growing on me.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 8:49am

Miranda and Adriana are the only feminine girls out there
bunch of homos here

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:05am

leave ale alone! she doesn't look like a horse you bastard.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:25am

fuck me....

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:48am

*hangs head in despair...speechless*

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:49am

There are millions of cute/good looking women, and I have to look at this crap? You gotta be kidding me. They all look shitty. LMAO @ #33!

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 10:06am

omega, what the f do you mean? ale got no ass. of course they have to be perfect, they're PHOTOSHOPPED. duh

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 10:35am

Ale has the hottest ass but I miranda is just too cute man. I could spoon her the rest of my life

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 11:21am

Dudester hit it right on the head for me.

I may be an assman, okay okay, I am an assman; but she's definitely the cutest one of the bunch and I've just been in a cute-craving sort of mood lately. *g*

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 12:10pm

Let's stay Angels naked fully frontal

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 12:21pm

if ale has a horseface, then i'm the biggest fan of bestiality.......

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 1:34pm

Forcing someone to choose is a torture.

But... 3rd!

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 1:46pm

Lima really startn to look nice again..luv her..

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 2:43pm

grabbing each other with buts is not naked .........stupid nuts !

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 3:13pm

behind adri, ale or Izabel

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 3:23pm

Some photographer must have signed a contract with Satan to get this gig. I know I'd be tempted to. Enjoying a sandwich of Miranda and Adriana would send me to heaven though.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 6:26pm

Ale and Izabel's faces look very similar in this pic.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 7:31pm

ohh my.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 8:06pm

Miranda Kerr is the absolute worst Victoria Secret model up to date. She's not ugly, but she just doesn't fit in. Her face looks like a half alien half human 5 year old girl. And she has the smallest curves. The other models are all nice, but Isabel is starting to be my favorite. She's the smartest looking and has an amazing body!

PS: To all of those saying Ale's got no ass...Adri's got the same size ass in the picture. Just cause she has fake boobs doesn't mean she's curvier (not saying either of them has a bad body, both are hot)

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 12:05am

Oh yes, Izabel is my 3rd favorite right now. She is amazing adn very down to earth.

My list:

1) Behind Alessandra
2) Behind Adriana
3) Behind Izabel
4) Behind Selita
5) Behind Miranda
6) Behind Karolina

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 12:19am

Hey, Adriana does not have fake boobs.

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 12:20am

Miranda and Adriana of course

and

#2 Adriana and Alessandra

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 1:24am

whats up with page 9?

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 2:56am

miranda coz shes australian:p

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 3:40am

I love Adriana and Alessandra, but Izabel is looking very juicy.

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 7:20am

wow between miranda and adriana cuz first of all...miranda would be just awesome to grind into omg...i gotta stop and breath...omg...anyway and then have adrianas breasts push into ya would kick so much ass..

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 12:48am

selita looks astonishing

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 6:23am

behind adriana

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 9:04am

Aussie Pride!!!!!!! Miranda is awesome....

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 5:17pm

I've realized that I need to create a secret identity as a gay photographer...

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 4:41am

3rd spot coz Miranda is my fav V.S. Model nd has an awsom body nd she an aussie. Adriana is my 2nd fav at the momen and id just luv 2 b in between those 2

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 11:27am

adriana lima...my my my mymymymy shawty looks GOOD 2nite look at my shawty look at my shawty look at my shawty

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 1:42am

i would not mind being in da 2nd spot!damn it Miranda is sooooooooo damn fiiine!

Friday, January 25th, 2008 @ 10:29am

It is interesting how this cover is on a French magazine. Couldn't happen here in the US there would be an uproar even though its not frontal nudity. People in some other countries have a very good understanding of nudity.

While there are some people talking about their bodies, I admire the confidence. You do have to love your body to this kind of photoshoot.

Sunday, January 27th, 2008 @ 1:21pm

I would die to be between Izabel and Alessandra. Thats the best place on the planet.

And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so......

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:55pm

Can I have a Miranda with Adriana, please?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 6:59pm

Adriana and Selita (page 5 if that's her name) have the best curvy back and arse.
The rest have a really small arse. They do look good here though.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:05pm

wow! Izabel ass is amazing

spot 1 - Izabel and Alessandra

but Adriana Lima is still my favorite one

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:19pm

I have to agree with #1. DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:30pm

first spot
you can only truly judge Ale's and Izabel's butt {which are perfect}
because the rest are covered by other girls.

Miranda is pretty and she is rapidly gaining ground
Go Miranda and Ale
I want a Miranda and Ale spot!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:44pm

1st SPOT - BETWEEN ALE AND IZABEL OR BEHIND ADRIANA LIMA

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 8:23pm

Click my name to see a less horsish picture of Alessandra

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 3:07am

no miranda & ale spot...no voting dammit!

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 7:54am

Adri und Miranda please :)

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:57am

She has a very feminine face in my opinion. Not the kind of beauty I admire, but still pretty (except for the veneers). But that link posted by Analog was hilarious...LMAO!!!

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 10:09am

miranda and adriana are the prettiest ones, they all have nice bodies though.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 8:08pm

man, should've voted miranda and adriana, if i saw the rest of the pics!!! I'VE BEEN CHEATED!

fuckin moe, always patronizing alessandra. dammit

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:06pm

i'll take the lima and kerr sandwich to go please.
oh, and if you could give me a side order of ale i'd be most pleased...

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:45pm

miranda is my fav...prettiest face

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 8:17am

times like these i wish i was some 27 yr old shit hot horny rock star in a cool band with a platinum record & loads of money...rather than a fat fucking horny 37yr old with a hairy back wrapped in a slightly stained maroon towel and sitting in front of a computer screen ogling ultra hot chicks on the interweb...

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 9:57am

Alessandra/Izabel/Adriana

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:08pm

this is too much for me!
Behind Miranda, please!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:48pm

Ale!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 7:08pm

4 SPOT IS THE BEST SO I CAN BE BEHIND ADRIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 5th, 2008 @ 2:59pm

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