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29 Scandalous Comments

Sizzle!

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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Candice is a real eye-candy!!Allthough,it would have been nice to see some more different outfits on her.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 8:05pm
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She was really great in this year's fashion show.

BUT

Her legs look odd here. Weird shape. What's up with the knee region?

Her face is OK, from the front anyway.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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I love this girl but I agree with #2, I'd like to see her in clothes.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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nice face
good body

but all these photoshoots are exactly the same exact for the outfits
I would like to see her do something entirely different, its just getting boring now

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 8:55pm
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I wouldn't call her a supermodel
She has only done one VS show and the biggest designer she has done is Tommy H

but Wiki is saying she is an angel now
I also heard before the VSFS 07 show that despite her not being there
douzten kroes is an angel too

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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Everything is fabulous - but work on the legs - toning will make the difference.
Take dance lessons. Tighten those thighs and calves; then you're golden

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 9:27pm
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#7..you like muscular women?

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 10:21pm
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Not necessarily muscular - but toned.
She needs to work her legs - gain some muscle tone (definition).

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 10:36pm
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I'm sure she is toned,she just isn't stretching her muscles,so we can't see it.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 10:52pm
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#6

hehe, don't trust wiki. Everyone wants their favorite model to be a VS angel so they edit the wiki to support their own wish-thinking. Candice is definitely not an angel. Doutzen is not officially an angel either but she's rumored to be next in line to become one. The keyword here is "rumored".

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 11:26pm
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Fast becoming a fave, could tone up a bit.
@Omega I'd say D&G (where I saw her when she was still a puppySS06) is bigger than Tommy, Oscar D also.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 11:33pm
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hot and beautiful. but aren't you guys sick of the same ol' photos. i can just click the older candice posts, and see the same ol poses, background, lighting, them, and etc. CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING NEW FROM HER????? like candid shots or different photo shoots.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 12:18am
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#16..I bet you would like some naked shots of her!Duh..

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 12:32am
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The shoots are a tad repetitive but I don't care. More Candice is better than less.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 1:07am
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She has short stumpy legs. They only look good when she's wearing high heels. She also has small breasts and her hips are huge. She is not proportionate. Cute face though.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 1:24am
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Weird legs:

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/candice_swanepoel/showphoto/...

Her thighs and legs are weird. She has short legs and a weird curve in her thighs that make her look bow legged. Also, her hips are so wide that her thighs are too far apart.
And she's a skinny girl yet somehow her legs and thighs look lumpy, or something. They need toning!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 1:29am
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Yeah..Candice needs some Nicole Richie feet.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 2:05am
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wow, she's born 1988?!

She's younger than I expected...

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 3:38am
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bigdaddy, you can just basically click on the old links. that's just the same. so no purpose for this new post. it's just like a "bastardly archive: 3 weeks ago" post.

pamela, why would i NOT want to see her naked?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 4:37am
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why am i restricted from seeing her ass, thats just so god damn weak. the front is full body, but i always get short changed on the backside. its very disappointing.

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 9:23am
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the only thing i really like about her is her cat eyes

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 11:22am
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More pics of her ASS PLEASE - It's PERFECT!!!!

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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beautiful shoulders and waist but her thighs need to be fuller to support her wide pelvis..perhaps some lunges?

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 12:05pm
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Her hips are not wide they are 33" it's her thin thighs and narrow waist the make her hips appear fuller. Her hips are an 1.5" wider than Gisele's who everyone agrees has no hips(due to her thick 25" waist).

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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she needs more of a neck

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 4:16am
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Perfection. I am calling the rabbi.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 11:34pm
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Moe/Jackson we need a Fortnight of Candice stat.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 11:37pm
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Gorgeous. Eyes are amazing.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 11:39pm
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