Bastardly Breaking News!! LAPD Misspelled Mischa Barton's Last Name on DUI Booking!
Posted on Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 12:30pm by Moelicious
Current rumors flying around about Mischa's DUI...
1. Mischa's not wearing any makeup for her DUI mug shot photo (definite plus)
2. Marijuana card might also be in play (getting very juicy)
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Her BMI is, by this account, 18.5. Perfectly normal.
Hm. She better get lawyered up and quick.
Wouldn't want her doing too much jail-time - there will be inmates licking their lips in anticipation of her arrival!
Mischa better click her heels three times and wish for some of that LiLo anti-DUI luck.
This just goes to show she's pretty much the moron I thought she was. "Let's put her in sexy air brushed poses on magazines everywhere". She has this huge spread in major magazines and is made to look like she's so great when in fact she's a loser.
she'll do an hour for the dui and another for the weed.
wow 5 9 125?
fuck, i wish i was 125 and im 5 10.
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