Eva Longoria Does January, 2008 Russian Elle Magazine
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Exactly how big of a superficial whore is Eva Longoria? Read on...
Eva Longoria has admitted that she and her husband are in competition with their neighbours over Christmas lights.
The new couple stepped up their festive decorations after finding out that nearby residents in San Antonio, Texas had their homes lit by experts.
The actress said: "It is like beat the Joneses because our neighbours lit their house up, but had it professionally lit. It's not like they went and put up the Christmas lights.
"So Tony's like, 'Well I want lights,' so then we went and called the company and they came and put up our lights - and our lights aren't quite as bright, so we called the company back and we were like, 'Our lights aren't as bright as our neighbours'!'" [Digital Spy]
I am SO tired of this stuck up old ratfaced monkey ho
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don't know about the 'tude but the tiny girl with the old lady threads and wig on aint bad.
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of course when you`re loaded with money,you ain`t got anything to worry about except why your neighbour has better Xmas lights,skank
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stupid and ugly
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Yuck!
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all she needs are;
tones of make up & 9 inch heel & a brain
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Without makeup and photoshop - this is brown bag material.
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her mouth is as far from her nose as her chin...ugly!!!
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what a fucking pig. i dont know how tony parker is with her seriously, who in hollywood hasnt this whore fucked?
last i heard she was "more than friends" with LMAO MARIO LOPEZ...
you know your a low life slut when you are fucking average basketball players, and f-list celebrities.
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Wife and I saw a hooker stop almost on the court at Saturday's Spurs game to talk to Texas Gov Rick Perry, Tommy Lee Jones and Spurs Owner Peter Holt in the 3rd quarter... she finally was escorted away and when she turned around we realized the hooker was just Eva. We just didn't realize because the 8" heels made her look over 5' tall and I had no idea her tits were that big.
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Will the real Eva please stand up? This chick looks hot. I don't believe it's Longoria.
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Actually Tony Parker is pretty good basketball player.
But she is hitting or getting hit by more than one studd in Hollywood. Otherwise she probably wouldn't still be around.
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I can't stand this chick. She is nothing but a shallow, materialistic media whore and not really all that hot.
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#7 senin, you're right.
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Good anecdote Eva.
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yo
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