A REALLY Pregnant Christina Aguilera Celebrates 27th Birthday!

That will be the ugliest baby the world has ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out with coat hanger marks on its head....

wow....she really is so ugly...ok, no more coming back here

She's still skinnier than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She looks like she hasn't shit in weeks.

And yet she still retains that "fuck whore" look that she carries off without a hitch.

feliz cumpleanos mammmmiiiiii....gotta break out the old rolling stone mag when she was a teenaged dimepiece.

Hrm... reasons not to get pregnant
1) kids
2) get FAT
3) stretch marks
4) blown-out vag
5) nasty nipples after the parasite finishes chewing on them
6) get FAT
7) once the milk is gone- say hello to the saggy droppy tits
8) blown-out vag
9) kid
10) get FAT

Yeah, I really can't understand the pregnant thing. It's like a rampant fucking disease all these celeb pregnancies- guess what- pumping out a kid doesn't give your vapid existence any more meaning than your vacuuous film/album/sex-tape.

#12..I find you rather nasty.BTW..Christina looks like she has a blackeye on both eyes.

She uses toooo much make up! that's what makes her look so ugly

Those are some DSL fo sho.

#13- thanks for the compliment.

I fucking hate kids- I hate people that have kids, and I hate fatties... if that makes me nasty, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.

And yeah, I'm snipped so let's not even go down the hypocrite route...

WoW she looks horrible pregnant. Even with all that makeup on she looks disgusting! and her body is hideous. Its like her boobs and stomach stick out equally.

that monkey fuck that she is married to is getting to look into the future for 9 months....

she will be this weight when she is in her 50s and look as scary as the first pic.

MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

i just want to wash her face

god damn, she looks like a pregnant clown or something...Why does she can`t just stay natural for a bit, like 9 months maybe. Just so she wont look like a stupid and ridiculous whore

Words can't describe how much I hate this chick, soooooooooo ugly.

#17..thanks for the info...

#2 you are so right.. the first thing that popped in my mind was TRANNY

Mmmm....And she's still rocking the platinum dyed blonde hair, tons of make-up and heels.

That Christina...she's classy.

#12 pregnancy is what got your stupid ass on this planet, so be respectful to women who are pregnant. Calling fat a pregnant woman is nasty and wrong.

Bitch needs to step away from the makeup. She's giving Bozo the Clown a run for his money.

why bother trying to look sexy when pregnant?

by the way her hubby's a fug.

ok, why the fuck is she STILL wearing whore amounts of makeup?

seriously, what kind of mother figure is she gonna be if she has a girl?

like, what the fuck is she gonna tell her daughter when she finds these pictures of her mom looking like a fucking whore while she was PREGNANT?!?!?

its like, jesus Christina, give it a fucking rest already.....

This is why taller women are infinitely better. Short women blow up way too much when they get pregnant.

agree w/ Papi

looks like a clown beast

I wonder if she ever takes off that makeup off... it always look the same.

looks like Desperate Dan on acid

hahaha #12 is damn right and free to speak his mind!but Xtina is still beautiful

#12 should relax a little, the anti-kid hatred is alarming and weird- they can't be that bad if they've been around since the dawn of man.

As for Xtina- yes, she looks disgusting, but I do think the pregnancy excuses it. As a naturally pretty and slender woman she'll revert to a better version of herself after the birth. She'll only be a bloated clown with spaghetti hair for another few months.

Wow - why call more attention to the bloated face with the whoreish makeup?

#26 FUCK BREEDERS! Seriously, fuuuuuuuck ignorant people that continue to overpopulate the world. Yes, yes, I *could* kill myself, but I'd rather hope for a way to take the entire population with me... you and your nasty little parasites included.

It's not *so* much the kids themselves, but the recognition that as long as people keep having them, the more idiots there will be. Lower fetal death rates not a good thing- longer life spans not a good thing. The human race exceeded it's useful-ness many years ago- as key exhibits... I can point to the hundreds of posts right here full of the ignorant, the moronic, and the just plain stupid.

I do like the hot bitches though.

Yes, I'm you're resident malcontent and misanthrope with a Ph.D. and jizz that has no swimmers... here's to humans dying out in my lifetime- it is xmas afterall I can have my wish too.

must-not-make-checkered-coat-and-fat-cow-joke

#38..ahem..you seem to be one of those many,many psychos that visit this site.

It's like she's trashy but not trashy at the same time...how does she do it?

God damn!!!! I hope she can bounce back!!

come on bettty boop,

if someone is ugly not even make-up can help them.

not that i ever found Xtina all that attractive to start with, but im predicting that shes not coming back from this.

look, shes got HOW MUCH MONEY? her HUSBAND has HOW MUCH MONEY?

what does she REALLY have to work for to get herself in shape and look pretty hard bodied again?

i forsee her going down the Melissa Joan Hart road....could be wrong, i guess well find out, but thats my prediction...

Phil..don't you think she looks bitchy on that 1st photo?And I know she is or was a total slutt,stealing boyfriends everywhere.

And..ewww!!If you look at other pictures there,like pages 2 & 3 it literally looks like she's weaing a mask!Like Robin Williams in Mrs.Doubtfire!!

Everyone made fun of Britney Spears for looking bad without make up and pregnant, here this chick does the opposite and still gets attacked. Their both on extreme levels. but I do agree she looks nasty.

sounds like DocEDC just read the Kreutzer Sonata

I didn't know that getting knocked up will make you look like Jay Leno...scary stuff

goddamnit christina, dress like a fucking pregnant woman and give up on the clown makeup, its not going to make your stretch marks go away.

Goddamn DocEDC....you're making me look downright pleasant.

Scrape off the makeup!

The first thought that came to mind when I saw the first pic: blow-up doll.

christina's face got super bloated from the pregnancy. she isn't one of those that look good while carrying, for sure..

i never found her pretty even before she got preggers.....as always loads of make up

oh Pam, she DEFINETLY looks like a total bitch. and honestly, even a post pregnency Mellisa JoanHartish Xtina, could and prolly WILL fuck around....but i still think shes gonna not really ever get back to what she looked like PRE pregnancy.

as for tehdude after you who mentioned Pregent Britney, i might be one of the few, but i thought britney was stills moking hot, until she got u know, Pregnent fat, like 7 months? i thought she was kinda hot afterwars, and i think shelooked awesome after her 2nd kid at the VMA's when she did Gimme More....that being said, putting my penis near her after shes fucked one of the biggest living Disese carriers in hollywood, OPEC Rotem? not to mention federline...

uh, unless im marrying her, and can live of her money....theres no way.

her "time" is over...short women have their time in their early twenties..taller women shine after kids cuz they still look smoking hot (without C-section 18 inch scars, stretch marks, sagging loose skin etc)

Whoever, hates kids in that previous post, just marry a tall woman..I am 5'9" and have the same figure exactly with the same everything kwim? etc etc etc. I am not a stick either, got curves.

"Whoever, hates kids in that previous post, just marry a tall woman"

what the hell does that have to do with hating kids?

I meant have kids with a tall woman because this guy seems so averse to fat, stretch marks etc
Kids are amazing, best gift you could get. It's sad to forgo that just cuz you hate fat chicks.

it wouldn't look so bad if it wasn't for the stripper make-up.

UGLY!! hooker make-up on a fat, bloated face....*shivers* what a classy mom-to-be

oh, and #38, at least x-tina has money. I hate fatties who push 'em out and then have to sit on welfare cause they're too fucking lame to get a good job to support them. Welfare pisses me off. And don't piss me off, kids.

sue i think you should go back and read DocEDC's comments
he isn't saying he hates short fat kids
he is saying he hates all kids
short
fat
tall
skinny
ugly
attractive
and thinks the universe would be better if the entire human race died out

#51 Caitie- I actually toned down my original response before posting...
#57 Again, deriving some kind of worth out of re-producing is a phallacy. I have a nice tall (5'8") thin (112 lb) young (mid 20's) girlfriend that was happy I already got fixed 'cuz she wanted her tubes tied.
#62 doesn't matter whether they have money or not- parasites are parasites- I don't buy the whole "People that are smart/can afford it should be able to have kids"
#63 maybe not the entire universe, but this little part of it would be better off

And Pammy-Sue, I'm not clinically psychopathetic, nor do I suffer from Anitsocial Personality Disorder as defined by the DSM at least. I do have a general and severe loathing for the human race, but until there's a guaranteed way to ensure the complete and total destruction of every last one of us, I'm content to respect other's personal freedoms and rights while I continue expound on my own beliefs that people need to stop breeding and die out.

Happy hating everyone! And fuck you too.

DocEDC i'm interested in your position,
total misanthropy is a rare thing.
I have a few questions
1. you say you hate the Human Race, but seem to think a great deal of yourself
do you think individual people are worthy of existence or are we all worthless?
2. do you feel existence is by it's very nature worthless?
3. define worthless
it's cool if you don't feel like answering, i'm not trying to be a dick
i am genuinely interested in your response
thought i can't say i agree with your position

oh...thought he hated the whole fat mom/stretch mark thing..hating kids is just HEINOUS. I'm glad he found a fucked up selfish woman, they are made for each other.

it's in the best interest of the human race that they do NOT reproduce..too many f'd up fertile people out there..Britney comes to mind..now her little sister.

hehehe, you crack me up sue- I can think of NOTHING more selfish than having kids...

Let me guess- you think your genes and that of your husband have something meaningful to offer the world? Please, send me some citations of the wonderous advancements to the human condition/psyche/race you've accomplished. You send me your's I'll send you mine. I am published- are you? Now, run along and clean up the vomit/piss/shit from your nasty little spawn.

judging by the comments left by some, their ages and IQ points must not really be that far apart.

Good. Some vapid piece of shit's gene's will stop. Bravo! More of you should do it.

Actually John, I don't think all that highly of myself, I'm just as ultimately worthless as the rest of the scum. IF I thought different, I'd probably think it best to pump out a bunch of brats... Worthless- there's no greater truth out there kids- it's all for naught in the "grand scheme" of things- there is no nirvana or anything past right now. And we (us, you know the human race) are a blite.

Brandy- I'm so, so, so glad you get my point, few rarely do.

She should not have worn that much make-up. Kinda made her look gross... It seems like she's been pregnant forever. :/

ugly, drag queen looking whore

LOLOLOLOLO PREGGORS FATTY MAEK'D ME SIK

dang she is still hott even when she is pregnant>>

jesus - give her a break she's pregnant....i'd love to some men having babies without getting bloated....

she looks like chris farley in the GAP girls skit
"LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING"

She is only pregnant.

FAT CHRISTINA. UGLY CHRISTINA. FUGLY CHRISTINA.