Today's Installment Of... 2007 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
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Today's Installment Of... 2007 Hooters Swimsuit PageantTuesday, December 18th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch Related in a Bastardly way:46 Scandalous Comments |
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pg 2 nice, if her boobs are any farther apart they will be under her armpits
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The one on the second page has one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen.
Overall, the bodies aren't as good as the last batch. Best ones here I think are the chicks on pages 4 and 6.
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what can i say about these bitches that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?
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the 1st chicks body is laughable, 2nd needs to have surgery to change her outtie bellybutton, 3rd chick's boobs....needs to get them redone, 4th girl is HOT, body is awesome, 5th is awesome aswell, 6th needs muscle tone, 7th's thighs need to be a little bigger to be proportiante to her waist.
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1st chick is the prettiest but she could use some boobs.
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there is actually a hooters swimsuit pageant?how lame.you americans really make me laugh.and the second girl looks damn near anorexic and unfortunately not in a good way
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@4 - They look bombed out and depleated.
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Hey caitie harmful, are you hot? Please say yes!
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Still waiting home delivery of #35 from yesterday's batch.
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about time too, i've been waiting all day for this post, and in no particular order i'll have #11 #13 and that one in the first pic
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@4 - That there's a resurgence of Taliban training in the bush...and in those hills?
Oh wait that's been said......
That Bush is the Talibans' best friend?
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LOL@girl #4..........Matt Besser from Upright Citizens Brigade? Is that you?
http://www.ucbtheatre.com/tourco/besser/besser_matt_bw.jpg
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I'd fuck each and everyone one of these skanks.
Are there any real dudes here?
I mean damn, they aren't that hot but are in shape and have 3 holes and 2 tits. What else do you need.
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The girl on p. 6 is the only one who looks soft and pillowy. The rest are over-toned and hard and gross. Give me something to chew on for christ's sake.
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@ Frank, girls that won't ruin your bedsheets with their doo doo colored fake tans?
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^ you're not doing it right if you don't ruin some sheets or at least have to wash them afterwords.
I'm assuming you are a chick because no guy would care more about his sheets than a piece of ass.
In any case, these girls aren't beauties but they are in a Hooters bikini contest not in the VS fashion show.
Each one is an easy lay and I doubt many guys in real life would say no.
But to each their own.
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Frank, almost all the girls in a VS fashion are not "beauties". Closest would be like "cute" (Miranda Kerr and that other one that looks just like her) but they are far from the top.
Most of these girls are hotter than those VS girls by simple virtue of the fact that they have more body.
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i want them all.
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Frank, preach it brother! We real men will make many/unusual concessions to get laid by a hot waitress. Disposing of/washing/burning bedsheets is only the tip of the iceberg. This just reminds me that I've got to find ways to get to Hooters and similar establishments more often.
Guys - make sure you really, really, really want to get married before you do.
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I think #3 must have had open heart surgery as a child, and the doctors didn't get her rib cage back together before sewing her up.
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@Frank and Johnny are you kidding. First there is a difference between not turning down sex from a decent looking girl who is not a pain in the ass, and worshiping them on this site. Not raving about a generic girls does not lessen your manhood. If you are used to being with hot women, and have choice, it is not a big deal to turn one down if they are a pain in the ass These girls are average stripper class. It's not hard to pick up a 21 year old low self esteem stripper. Runway models a harder because of getting in circles where they hang, and obviously, the competition from guys willing to jet them to the south of France to hang on their buddies yacht. Although again, a lot of models don't look all that good in person, and it has to be your taste to like tall thin women, few look as good or better than they do in professional photos.
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@ Mega I agree far to many people, men and women, settle when they marry, not a good thing. And, if you don't like your wife, get a divorce, go out and meet some babes, and don't get married till you find the one you want, rather simple.
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Johnnymak
these girls do have more body than VS girls because...........
they bought more body.
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pg 1, 4, 5
look the best and sexiest to me
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Give me a tanned anorexic desperate for acceptance any day. Its like sandpaper going in. First and last are keepers.
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What is up with the long a$$ toe nails on some of these girls? I mean, I know the adult film models have it, the whole French Tip thing, but, why would or does the average woman like to have long toe nails? I don't get it.....? The rest, NICE. Oh, it is for their minds, right....Education....Not looks...Just like their uniforms...
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Moe and Jackson, do everyone a favor and just post white girls on here…k? Because everytime there’s a woman of color posted, racist shits (frank, pete, etc.) start to make stupid ass comments. Like, †eww I hate blacks, why doesn’t that mexican clean my house, and for asians they start speaking fobbish.†You need to have some code of conduct on this site.
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Cum on guys these girls are hot and have hard bodies. I would fuck evenry one in the ass and in the cunt then have them sit on my face. I would blow my load between the tits and up there cunt and then have them suck on my cock. Now why would you not want that from these chicks?
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they all have huge legs
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www.mas-sexy.com.ar
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another reason why to NOT go to hooters
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The chick in the red bikini on page one looks like she escaped from a concentration camp. Someone needs to force-feed that girl some beans and taters ... maybe some bacon.
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^ I'd force feed her my fat hog.
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I thought the whole point of Hooters was women with nice racks. All I saw was flat chests and frankentit boob jobs. Does that happen in the restaurants, too, or do they manage to disguise that?
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i'll take a double order of #13 please thats the only one with some meat on her
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1 is cute as hell,
2 is skinny but still hot,
3 is hot but with the weird boob job.. midwest look.. still hot,
4 has a bit harder face.. manly? (but i'd probably still bang her),
5 is cute and short.. has thick legs but to me is still really sexy,
6 has a killer body and i'd want to soil her,
the last one's body is rocking but that head irritates me.. the midwest look and the long forehead... but damn that body..
my penis did a little dance to each one of these girls.. some are better than others and there are definitely better looking girls out there but if you told me i could bang any one of these i wouldnt be picky enough to ask you to be more specific..
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Breanne that's it, everyone else is second.
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Brianne has the body most associated with Hooters, but the first runner up was smoldering hot.
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taking into account the 10' rule...1. looks the best 2. needs to eat some meat other than phallic lol 3. baaaad! 4. & 5. eh 6. not half-bad
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#13 wins the whole thing.
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Oh god. And not in a good way. Where are the real women?
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I'd expect hooters girls to be way hotter
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Gross! 2nd girl's vaginal area looks non-existant.
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I am going with number 13....
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^ I'd force feed her my fat hog. She is hot , maybe could lose 5 more pounds.
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Have you been to Hooters Tony?
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