Gee Wizz.
Hef with a fake titted bleached blond.
I'm stunned!!

That dress is slicing the silicon! Where's Kendra? Why do they even bother pretending like she likes Hef?

i happen to be watching "The Critic", his dad looks like Hef, its funny.

He must really miss Marilyn.

Hugh Heffner is a fucking jerk.

Hef used to be cool, but now he's degenerated into a sad, pathetic parody of what he used to be. He's totally paying for that pussy. Who the fuck is he kidding?

To make things worse, his girls (especially Kendra and Holly) aren't even that hot. Hell, Playboy hasn't had a really hot centerfold in a while. It's become a totally irrelevant magazine, more famous for some D-list cockslut using it as a publicity stunt than anything else, really.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

agree with #7, after WhoreRaats, ahem, "revealing" photoshoot, Playboy has pretty much turned into Maxim...and Hef has proven that hes become totally senile.

Hey, do you guys remember when Playboy used to have real women with real breasts...like when he had Marilyn and the imfamous Bettie Page issue.....those were the days.

Kendra is the only entertaining girlfriend, other 2 are dead fish and I bet they're like that in bed as well.

I think Holly is a Grade A piece of Ass.

Of course she is a money grubbing, gold diggin, pig, but that comes with the territory in LA.

She is pushing so hard to marry the old bastard and take over the company. If it happens she'll be the hottest widow on the circuit in about 4 years.

Mony grubbing HOE`s! Yuk!! These girls are bastardly top dog`s. Thay let grandpa tuch the goodie`s 4 $$$$. "SLUT`S" I wonder what els thay do 4 money?

Hey everyone, it's Holly again, and I just wanted to keep you all up to date on what's going on with me. My Puffin and I are going to Las Vegas for Christmas, so this might be the last time I update my blog until after the New Year.

I think my Puffin is taking too many of his pills, because last night all he wanted to do was get one blowjob after another. I must have had my mouth on my Puffin's dick from midnight until four in the morning. And it's not like it bothers me, because I love pleasing my Puffin. But sometimes I feel a little left out. It would be nice if my Puffin could make love to me like a younger man, but the last time we tried that we had to call the doctor and tell him to come over immediately because we thought my Puffin was having a heart attack. I told the doctor that he got on top of me and started to pump like it was 1977, and then the next thing I knew he was having a real hard time catching his breath. When Kendra found out what happened she couldn't stop laughing. I hate the sound of Kendra's laugh. It makes me want to slap her across her ugly face. If it wasn't for the rest of her body my Puffin would have moved her into some apartment off of Doheny a long time ago. Sometimes I ask my Puffin why Kendra can't just go and live somewhere else and he says it's because she's very popular with all of the professional athletes who come to the Mansion and they are one of the best sources of income that Playboy has. That one guy from the Lakers is here almost every single night. A couple of weeks ago he and Kendra did it in the Grotto while a bunch of people were watching. He had one of the biggest things I've ever seen and Kendra couldn't stop screaming. Everyone in Holmby Hills must have heard how many times she came. My Puffin thought it was cute but I don't know.

I know there are a lot of people out there who wonder if I am for real, if I really love my Puffin as much as I say I do, and all I can say to those people is that you don't know me and you don't know where I'm from. I'm doing this for my baby. One day, after my Puffin has gone to that big mansion in the sky (sniff, sniff, I don't even want to think about it) I'm going to have my own house with my own maid and I'll be able to wear whatever clothes I want and drive whatever car I want and I won't ever have to work another horrible job ever again. This is what my Puffin told me and this is what I tell myself when I'm feeling a little depressed, or when my jaw hurts and I don't know how much longer I can suck and lick the tip of my Puffin's big fat dick. I just tell myself that I'm doing this for my baby. And I am. Everything I've ever done I've done for the baby that I'm going to have, or, as my Puffin calls it, the Mini-Puffin. If it's a girl I'm going to name her Dakota Rae and if it's a boy I'm going to name him Rocco Maximus. There's good chance that my Puffin is not going to live long enough to really form a bond with our baby, but that's something that he's already accepted. But I really do think he needs to cut down on the happy pills. If I don't rest my jaw I'm going to have to go on a liquid diet. Not like I haven't done that before.

Playboy and Hugh have always sucked

Thank you Ed.

I think you really caught the essence of this inane moron wrapped in a hot face and body.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedward yang! dangdangdang!!!! thanks man...

Lobotomized, plasticized, attention seeking whore from nowhere pretends to suck degenerate old man's dick for fame and fortune.
Next.

Both bitches be fake as fuck, but do I see some nipple?

she gets a pass cus she her birthday is the same as mine

Hef has so many fundraisers and donates so much money to many different charities, it is amazing. I have been fortunate enough to attend 3 such events so far this year, two for pediatric AIDS research and one for cancer research. Give the man his props. All you haters have no idea what he does to help others.

The only AIDS fundraiser that Jared Jeffrey has been to is the one his mom and dad had for him at Chili's, where they met with him in order to let him know that they had come to an understanding about his cocksucking and assfucking lifestyle, ending the meal by handing Jared two twenty dollar bills and begging him to immediately go out and buy some protection.

#21:

Yo, this has nothing to do with what he does with his money. We are ripping him for how he chooses to present himself now(he obviously wants to believe he's still 40, not 80) and how his magazine now sucks. He's become a marketing tool for Playboy now, nothing more, nothing less. It's fucking sad.

If anything, my ripping on him is in part due to HOW MUCH I ADMIRE THE MAN, and am lamenting how far he has fallen. It's a fucking shame really.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Ed, good to see you are still getting some writing practice with the strike and all

I've been on strike since 2001.

I hate the sneering smirk she has, but by God, I'd love to go climbing in those mountains, even if the snow is man-made.

I love Holly. Only because I love me and she kind of looks like me... except for the blonde hair and well, they may be plastic but she actaully has boobs. Oh, and she's a slut. and her nose is fake. I'm a virgin and my nose is real. Oh yea, and I think she might be a dark demon soul... i just see it in her... the whole hef playboy girlfriends thing and her being number has always kind of creeped me out. I'm actualy a good person. I want to fall in love, I love dogs and babies, and I have a genuine love for everyone in their own way. AnywaY, that's my story. Love you, Holly. You go girl!!! WOOOO!!!!!!

^possibly a bigger idiot than Holly.

^agreeing with you...

this is so fucking low...barely average chicks (with all that $, fake hair, plastic surgery,; they are still abrely average) with an old man for his money....have some dignity whores; something money cant buy

Hef's still married to his wife he had the twins with and won't divorce her because she'll get half.

Last I knew, his adult kids were running the mag and actually choosing the centerfolds. Maybe they're running out of quality product: they have the playboy mag, playboy channel, and the web BS to find women for.

dont we all tho Caitie?

DOOM HAS FUCKED UP!

sorry Ed, my last comment was aimed at #20, not you. DOOM always cool with Ed Yang (funny rip on ol' Jared, BTW) .

DOOM APOLOGIZES FOR THE INTERRUPTION.

I like Bridget but she is too old, but doesn't have that snobbish expression on her face every time that says "I'm fucking rich" like Holly. Kendra is obviously just doing the gig to get banged by big black athletes. Hefner has gone nuts by marrying this slut.