Skinny Tara Reid Does The Grossest Bikini Photoshoot Ever



A few questions come to mind...

1. Who the hell paid for this photoshoot?
2. Did Tara Reid sponsor her own photoshoot?
3. How many photoshop geniuses will be involved in the airbrushing process?
4. Will the airbrushed photos be ready for the 2010 calendar?
5. Any others...?


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she should get the same people that photoshopped WhoreRaat in playboy, shell look as fuckable as ever after they are done.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:00pm
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so many words that come to mind

hungry
haggard
beaten
malnourished

man, i could go on. i just lost my appetite, among other things.

hey though, at least she got her roots done. figure i could say one nice thing.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:01pm
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she is beat the fuck down. my only description. i won't even do myself the injustice of browsing past the first pic.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:08pm
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what the hell happened to that hot chick in american pie. what a haggard chick. gross

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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ewwwwww...why are there creases in her stomach?....regardless, that plastic surgeon she got to fix that mess on her stomach must be really good, cuz it doesn't look THAT bad here...that's just her stomach, though, cuz the rest of her still looks like shit...and they put sunglasses on her to cover her big ass eye bags...

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:27pm
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Looks like Anna Nicole Smith before she died.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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Once again,such a natural beauty that Tara.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:36pm
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HOLY #@$##!! That doesn't even look like her!! WHY? for the love of god WHY??

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:41pm
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wow i actually pity the fool

she looks bad and she probably doesnt even know it

\thats the sad thing

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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one ugly nasty ass bitch. And A are you joking

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:50pm
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I'm shocked - SHOCKED - at how malnurished she looks. Clearly a RAGING ANO! I hate that women do this to themselves - I used to be one of them... Real women have curves (and a little cellulite) :)

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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There should be a "Ms Bastardly self abused whore" contest between this drunk and Jenna Jameson"

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:03pm
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She looks like one of those chicks that shoots milk out her ass. You know, in some of those porn videos. Not that I have actually watched any of those particular types of movies that feature such tom foolerie.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:09pm
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You could be on to something with that theory Phil.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:12pm
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what the heck are you people talking about tara reid is not haggardly at all.. when I saw this hott pic of tara I jacked off at least one houndred times.. she by far has the best bikini body ever.. wow she is amazing..

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:22pm
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Ewwwww......why oh why does she think this looks good. I get the feeling she thinks she is impressing people with her anorexic-ness.
Not impressed Tara.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:32pm
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i read somewhere that the deeper your belly button, the more your future husband will love and cherish you. sh has the shallowest button ever. i ashamed to admit it, but i believe it.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:46pm
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Jenna Jamison, part 2.

Very sad to see it all come to an end like this.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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is she sick??????

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:59pm
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jeez, she's as tan as a piece of shoe leather.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:06pm
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eat some food Tara! Yuck! And that skin, omggggggg, this is living proof why you should stay out of the sun.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:10pm
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shes doing coke for sure

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:39pm
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Gross! It looks like she hasn't eaten in over a month.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:52pm
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I think she could lost 5 - 10 more pounds.

I'd grab an 8 ball and party with her and those fake fuck bags.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:06pm
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actually I got to be honest she turns me on.. really she does she has a nice tan with some great tits even though they are fake and her face is good too. Tara is one awful actress but I think she is still fine.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:10pm
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Check out pages 6 & 7..they're grabbing her..

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:13pm
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no damla 55 this is not tara reid.. Why do you keep on insulting tara reid she looks very hott here..

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:15pm
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and I am not the only person that gets turned on by tara reid. Why would tara be on this site anyway she doesn't give a damn what you and i think.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:19pm
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yea but yall have to admit she looks pretty hott..

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:55pm
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yeah, she's as hot as a steaming pile of dog shit.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 12:42am
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I have this sudden urge to go fetal and hyde.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:06am
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She looks old. How old is she? Does she use drugs? She looks like shit.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:08am
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sometimes I just admire those celebrities. They seem that they can do whatever they want. They even can take part in some online dating service like www.muslimonly.com/i/registration or somewhat to look for handsome men or sexy women.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:12am
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coke diet or not i'd hit that

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:17am
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poor bunny lebowski

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:22am
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@ aggie - take your spam shit someplace else.

@ other posters, I think tara is so cute! WTf are you talking about. Sure, she looks a little tired and a bit ' off', but she should not be posted in ' uglies' Come on, Amy Winehouse if ugly, not this woman....WTF?

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:38am
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I'd take a fistful of Valtrex if you are going to hit that.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 5:14am
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I feel the chunks rising in my throat...

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 5:44am
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hey moe, stop posting these fuglies...is today the official bastardly fugly day?

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 6:55am
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she looks so haggard...pity...used to be really hot!

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:48am
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Damn what happened to her! Recently, she takes a spill while partying Down Under while partying in Australia

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 8:11am
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fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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She's been partying at Auschwitz again, I see.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 10:22am
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You all are just ganging up on her. She looks good, if she gained about 5-10 pounds she'd be just the right level of skinny. But come on people, her stomach looks taut, stop being such assholes.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 10:28am
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eeeeeks. you can see her kidneys.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 10:34am
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I wouldn't use valtrax if i was going to have sex with her.. dang I already jacked off about 100 times to tara..plus I had wet dreams about last nite..

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 11:20am
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I'D HIT IT TWICE A DAY AND THREE TIMES ON SUNDAY

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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take away the weird liposuction creases in her stomach and shes pretty much perfection.more fat chicks should start starving themselves and following suit i say.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:10pm
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WHAT THE FARK.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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this is why you should get plastic surgery.. before she got plastic surgery she was hot but there was just something missing.. great job tara getting a boob job was a good because look how good she looks in a bikini now.. Tara reid also has the best celebrity ass i have ever seen I like how it sags inward that is such a turn on.. and who ever said she is haggard is crazy.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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Her vagina is missing. This is repulsive.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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man... i wouldn't hit this if she was the last bitch on the planet. i am legend, i am single.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 3:18pm
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her vagina is not missing and she has one great vagina i've seen it.. #74 what r u talking about tara is the hottest celeb give me one person in this world to have sex with and my very first choice would be tara .

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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ew! I feel sick now.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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good cause i am horny as crap lookin at tara reid in this bikini. wow she has a great bikini body.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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What the fuck. These people saying she's sexy have got to be on something.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 5:49pm
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tara looks pretty good to me. I've always thought she was pretty sexy though.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:14pm
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DId someone dig up Anna Nichole's skeleton and shove it into a bikini?

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:33pm
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skeletal anna nichole is more like it post humus photo shoot?

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:35pm
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don't even compare that anna nicole smith hog to beautiful miss. Tara Reid

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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This shit is hot only to the dirtiest alcoholic tweaker redneck or broke ass homeless punk junkie.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 11:51pm
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I'd rather see Gollum in a bikini than this skeleton wrapped in sheets of beef jerky.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:50am
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I think i need to see an ass shot before I can make my decision of whether or not she looks hot or not. This photo, obviously was taken right when she stood up because there are lines running across her stomach from the creases created when you sit up half way.

Yep! A good ass shot would remove all doubts. Can we get an ass shot???

Thank You,

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:08pm
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Wow, I actually gasped when I saw this...and not in a good way. Where did the rest of her go??? She was definitely cute in American Pie. Now she's like watching a 40 minute car accident. And, by the way, it's pretty obvious that she's been slathered with some kind of crappy tanning cream to hide the palor of her malnurished complexion. She could be Amy Winehouse's body double

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 @ 11:26pm
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I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT, JUST LIKE A MODEL

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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The skinny look doesn't suit her.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:27pm
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she looks like a defected barbie doll that was tossed out the factory window and later maimed by a pack of rabid german shepherds.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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i feel bad saying this cause i always kinda liked and felt bad for tara for some reason, but, do you think, her body looking the way it does, is the reason why shes always drunk and high?

so that way "she forgets" what she looks like, and in turn, being drunk and kinda being loose, THINK she looks OK, cause she, and you cant really argue with this, is NEVER for a lack of a dude on her arm?

so being drunk or high all the time, and getting fucked by different dudes, she never really LETS herself think about how bad the reality of what her body REALLY looks like?

just a thought.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:51pm
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It looks like she shit her bikini.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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on awfulplasticsurgery.com she looks haggardly.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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22 I mean Tara,
you need to stop pretending to be a guy and acting like there is a guy out there that gets turned on by your ugly self. That bikini bottom doesnt even stay on...her body looks so sick and disgusting...that stomach is stomach turning along with the tits...face always has been shitty...and she seems to think she is the shit as 22 shows...

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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^ I am screwed then haha...come on; that is complete BS

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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i think she looks really good, its like shes in her early 20's. Yeah, sure shes a little beat up, skinny and too tanned, but you would not say no! you would not say no.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:07pm
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She is so fucking nasty and ugly. Her voice irritates the heck out of me and I dont know what is more ugly her sagging boobs or her mutated stomach. Why is she still famous? She hasn't done anything important

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:41pm
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look what the industry has done to her. She looks diseased. I bet she regrets not marrying Carson Daly. Even though he's a huge douche bag.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:56pm
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She's not a real anorexic.If she were,her hands would be more veiny.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 11:20pm
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man what r yall talking about she is beautiful.. and no i did not puke on my keyboard but I did cunt all over it when i saw tara.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:08am
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Coke diet for sure.....

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:14am
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* is

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:39am
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Gross, ewwwww.....She should hide herself, she could scary children (and grown up people too!)

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:04am
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I like her hair also she really has beautiful hair.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:15pm
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p.s.- she said her botched boob job stretched her areolas out to the diameter of a bologna slice...just to give you guys a picture of what's under that top...

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 8:28pm
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this makes me sad

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:01pm
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my message was meant for #26

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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She's trying to be the next anorexic Nicole Richie,don't you know?Only with fake breasts.

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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ggggggggranny

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 7:19am
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She's no fatter than Alessandra Ambrosio, and all we seem to here about her is how HOT and SEXY she is!

Monday, December 17th, 2007 @ 9:54pm
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can anyone feed this poor sorry gnawed off starved to death corpse wich probably was a female human ages ago?
she really need a few hundred good meals so she can remotely look like a woman again

man...this reminds me of the pictures of Auchswitz and Birkenau.
that anyone would do this to themselves is beyond me

at least as bad for health as shooting heroine or smoking crack.

now she looks like a small kid with tiny boobs attached...are all the fashionistas closeted pedophiles or what?
illegal to watch lil kids in skimpy clothing, so they starve grown women to nlook like lil kids

sick

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 8:37am
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