George Clooney's Latest Sex Toy Sarah Larson is Damn Hot!
Friday, December 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

See more pics @ PopSugar!
I had no idea she was this slammin'! Yahoo's BuzzLog did a write up on her when G.Cloones first started sexing her up in late September. Check it!
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uhhh...she's ok.
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He could do better.
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Yes, indeed. Much better.
Which means she must some kind of next level nasty super slut. Dope.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Clooney should start doing fat chicks just to fuck with people's heads. I'm sure the poparatzi's collective head would asplode and shower their shit-for-brains all over LA.
Make it so.
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umm 'kay..he could've got the same girl if he was flipping burgers for living.
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she's the one who hit jackpot. the fear factor page (thru the yahoo link) has her pictured with a total douchebag.
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they make a good couple, some of you are crazy.
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He should date someone his own age. Windbag!
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Yeah. Gotta love a girl with a limp. I guess.
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Can I have my blanket back now Sarah
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lucky bitch. I am in love this man.
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Beard.
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#10, actually she stole my grandmother's afghan.
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that's one fucking lucky lady.
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Scank, she is not hot. He will dump her soon. She is looking better in this pic then others. I guess it's not easy for a man like Clooney to find some plain girl who will pick up everything, quit her job, and be his submissive girl toy.
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I don't understand George these days, he can't be that hard up. What a slut! I saw the pictures posted all over the internet and I wanted to puke. He's throwing her in everyone's face like she's some kind of prize, is he going senile? Damn! I heard he actually wants to make her a star, is she blackmailing him or something? I don't get George's recent behavier with this woman. It is definitely not love. I'd still feel this way if he ends up marrying her. It's a farce! Have any of you seen that icy cold bitch stare she gives people who aren't the paps. She's definitely using him and I think he's using her too. It's sad when a man like George has to resort to dating a hooker and not some real down-to-earth woman who would treat him with respect and not as her sugar daddy as Sarah is doing and if you think different, your wrong. There are plenty of women out there who would give anything for the chance to just love him, never using him in any way. I think George has gone too far this time and it could ruin him eventually. He needs to leave her at home now and again if for nothing else for the women out there who's heart's get broken every time they see Sarah with George. Why can't we be allowed to see our favorite celebrity out and about at least once in a while without the floozy. One more question, what did we do as fans to deserve to have SL shoved down our throats every time there is a new sighting of George, he became famous without her, why cay he at least once do a press junket without her. We get it George, you have a girlfriend. You have had them before, remember? It is so a mid-life crisis. It's sad!
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