Bastardly Run-on Sentence Review - Hitman
Posted on Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:00pm by Moelicious
If you want to see this Ruskie's juicies, then that's pretty much the only reason to watch this movie, but I have to admit Ola Kurylenko does have a nice au natural rack and doesn't mind showing it off to the cameras, which leads me to wonder when Playboy will knock on her door for a layout, but besides boobies and a few crazy action sequences, this movie needs desperate redemption by a qualified team of writers b/c there's definitely potential here for a kickass story, but in its current state, you should just wait to watch it on DVD so you can enjoy all the delicious bits in slow-mo, so save your hard earned dough for now.
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Preview of Olga's juicy scenes (3.7mb zip)
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She's very pretty, but not as pretty as the 25 year-old Korean girl my dad ordered from Seoul, who just arrived last night. I went with him to pick her up at LAX and when we met her at baggage claim I couldn't stop staring. I think I'm in love with my dad's new Korean wife. I always knew my father was going to outlive me. I think he might have even told me this when I was a little boy.
Hopefully the role will be a stepping stone rather than a millstone, for Ms Kurylenko.
Ed, you should write short stories.
the guy is fine!
Amy the guy is Tim Olyphant and I've been drooling over him since Go. He played some greasy drug dealer that was trying get with Katie Holmes. Combining my favorite things, hot, dirty men, drugs, raves and sex, but yet is was PG-13, so less hot than you would think.
Anyway, I'm not allowed to watch video at work, so I'll take your word on this chick. She looks rather boyish in this pic.
this movie was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my entire life. if it wasn't for the fact that the actor was ridiculously hot i would've walked out during the first five minutes.
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