Nell McAndrew Brings The Afternoon Links!

I was going to announce the winner of Dick Nasty's Whore of the Year, but I thought since he's sick I would Edward Yang do the honors. So here's Ed to announce who the winner is, you fucking losers.

I demand a recount.

Hayden was robbed.

So tell us Dick / Ed.....Why Aimee Teegarden? Since we are talking whore of the year here. What is your methodology?

Like you were the commercial break between Dick Nasty's little speech.....and Ed announcing the winner....That's all right...Now I'm a commercial break too.
Aimee Teegarden sounds like an uptight british social club.

round of applause for mr yang. i did'nt like your dick nasty character though. he was a little too nasty. edward always has a story behind the sick mindedness. anyway aimee get your award and piss off so we can talk about nells hot body... which is hot by the way

Aimee Teegarden hey... Now that's one tasty little bitch who doesn't get enough exposure on this site. More raunchy pics of her would be great, as my weekly fix from Friday Night Lights just isn't enough to satisfy me.

On topic, yeah this bitch, whoever she is, is looking pretty good. I'd give her a quickie.

thank goodness she got silicones cause otherwise she'd look like a little boy.

#1 and #3 are the same people. Come on Ed, fess up.

Holy Fuck!

Let me just take a second here and say that those tits look friggin' awesome on her.

dem titties is niceeeeeeeeeeee

face is worn out

Great abs.
Looks pretty
and kudos to her plastic surgeon.

In ref to no.2 - I'm English and the answer is sadly no

@21
so is it the famous females Brits that have the big boobs, then??

i would eat her..

Most British women look like British men (or the other way around) so the few who do evolve (or buy) huge boobies to stand out above the banality become famous. I only say this because I'm still irked at King George III for the imposing the stamp tax on us colonists. Tossing tea off ships and fighting a revolution is still not enough for me to get over what those red coats did which left the world in the sad shape it is in today.

Oh, and Nell is pretty hot. Especially for someone from the British Empire.

ed, im not sure how aimee teegarden out whored lauren conrad or hayden midgetiere

i wanna fuck her long time!
hottie

This woman is absolutely stunning. She's always in such good physical shape.

And she has had a child!

The girl's body is very sexy though i can see the signs of physical treatment on her below boobs part...hmmn, nice boobs.

@ 22, alot of famous female Brits have big tits but most are fake - Gemma Atkinson and co, alot of English girls have reasonable tits but it's because of their shit diet. Check out the likes of Kiera Knightly for the slim non silicon option

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that is because you are gay, you are gross.

do all english chicks have huge boobs? either way, shes a hottie.

She got breast implants in order to feel more like Lara.

Wow, I'm like so shocked I don't even know what to say. Thank you so much. I know that a lot of you have no idea who I am, and you probably wanted Hayden, who is so beautiful, or Kristen, who is so hot, to win, but I guess I'll just like accept this award on behalf of all the whores out there. And I am a whore. I don't care who knows, either. I like sucking cock and fucking, and I don't care whose dick it is. Guys stop me on the street all the time and tell me how much I remind them of some girl in high school they were in love with but were too afraid to talk to, and all I can tell them is that they should be afraid of girls like me, because I like to get fucked really hard and most guys my age can only fuck for like a couple of minutes, and most of them like want to kiss and shit like that, and that's not what I'm into. At least right now. Right now all I want is a hard dick and the faster is pumps in and out of me the better. I know I'm running out of time, but I just wanted to tell all of you when it was that I first knew I was a dirty little whore. I was when I was sixteen. This boy I knew, his name was Chris, he invited me over to his house to like hang out, maybe watch a movie, but I knew what he really wanted to do, so I showed up to his house wearing this super short skirt and a bikini top and these totally killer white stilletto heels that my mom said were dangerous because men would see me wearing them and get the wrong idea, which is like so what I wanted, but like, whatever. Chris opens the door and he sees what I'm wearing and I got a boner so quick I can't even tell you. We went into his room and he locked the door and he put on this movie, some sci-fi crap that I didn't even want to watch, and we're watching the movie for like what seems forever when I finally just can't take it anymore and I climb on top of him and hike up my skirt. I take his hands and place them on my ass and I say, Are you going to fuck me or what? And all he can do is kind of get nervous and laugh. I tell him that he can do whatever he wants to me, like fuck my mouth and stick his finger in his ass and he just keeps on laughing. So you know what I do? I take off his pants and I start sucking on his dick. Then I flip over and lift my skirt even higher, I'm not wearing any underwear, and I take his dick and shove it inside of me and he starts fucking me really fast and he comes too quick but that's when I knew that I was a whore. And a good one. So I deserve this award. So fuck all of you. Later.

hahaha oh i get it. and it appears to be the case huh. funny observation.

#22 - thats how they got famous, i suppose?

i wouldn't touch her with a 50inch long stick
yuck
ugly body

Bye Bastardly...it has been fun, but I just can't be a part of the fake, airburshed, photoshopped bullshit and the constant useless ugly fucking whores like Kim and Paris etc...being posted all of the time, I have stopped subscribing and I will miss the funny comments on here and the captions but I am done now.

Peace

Ed Yang= MADE OF WIN!

Thanks, Dick Nasty. Before I announce the winner of Whore of the Year, I just want to apologize for the appearance of Dick Nasty here at the Bastardly. I don't think I'm going to beat this cancer, and I guess I'm entering into what grief counselors call the Anger part of the process by which we accept our own death. Dick Nasty has been voicing some opinions that I don't necessarily agree with, but I think he should be allowed to speak, because he, and I, aren't going to be around much longer. So thanks for bearing with me.
And now I'd like to announce the winner of Dick Nasty's Whore of the Year.
The winner is...
Holy shit.
Um...
The winner is Aimee Teegarden.

So was pretty kitty a commercial break?

Dick and Ed, you two faggots need to go ahead and cum out of the closet on Bastardly. Its OK. Just please don't post any pics of you rimming or ramming each other.

At any rate, this slut in the bikini is hot as hell. I just used her pics in a round of speed jacking and came four times in about 45 seconds.

#6 - uhh what? haha