Jessica Alba is Pregnant with Cash Warren's Bastard Child!
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Alba's representative Brad Cafarelli says, "I confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer." [Yahoo!]
Oh my. If her career wasn't over after making 10-15 bombs @ the box office, well, it's officially over now. I'm kinda glad Jess swallowed the pregnancy kill-pill b/c I was getting really tired of her arrogant attitude at all the 3000 events she attends per year.
Regardless, the clear winner in all this pregnancy drama is of course Cash Warren. The bastard is in positive cash flow for the next 18 years. Damn him.
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OMG NO WAY. noooooooooo why her??? hes ugly
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wow @ 2. that's a huge difference. she looked really good back then
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she still looks good now but i was talking about THAT hideous thing next to her. i havent seen any good recent pictures of him but i bet he got uglier
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Whatever we think of either of them, we must tip our hats to Cash. He hit the jackpot on this one. Talk about the golden BB. Damn!
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Maybe she'll start wishing she was more of a sex symbol while she had the chance.
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"I'm a prude, I'm a prude"
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God I hate this stuck up bitch, I hope she pushes out a stillborn and slits her wrists in post-natal depression.
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another bastard kid out of wedlock. I'm so proud of her being a positive role model for everyone.
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heyyy, I usually find her a little overated but she looks really pretty in these pictures.
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very dumb move.. she will be working at wendys
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Huh.
I wish her a safe and healthy pregnancy.....however....since she's such a sanctimonious little prat, I hope it takes her a REAALLLLLLYYYYYY long time to lose the post baby weight and that her feet swell and grow to Paris Hilton level sizes....
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CONGRATS JESSICA!!!
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I don't know what you guys are talking about...Sure, Cash isn't as pretty as Jess, but he's a good-looking guy by all street standards.
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well she's always talked about not wanting to be seen as sexy, so her wish will be coming true in a few months.
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This one is a load of bull crap. If she was due in May/June that would mean she's been pregnant for 3-4 months ,...her belly would be quite noticable, which is not the case in her recent photos.
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she's the last person on earth that would want a baby. She's still struggling to improve her acting and land a good movie role, so why would she throw all of that away to have a bastard child with that loser boyfriend of hers.
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i'm guessing she didn't actually want to throw her career away...that's what happens when you don't use protection hahahah
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Looking good as usual!
Her getting pregnant isn't really that big of a surprise. She's been quoted many times saying she loves children and that she wants to have a big family some day.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Now she won't look so deathly thin!
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good, now hopefully she can get dat ass and some titties back.
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Look at that first pic, boring as fuck.
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I guess this means another baby born with the Herps.
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It's not too late for an abortion! You can get one up to five months in some states!!!!
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She looks terrible here. No makeup, dark circles. I hope that she gets really, really fat. NEXT!
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Yeah. She never had a career anyway, so why not?
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this is the worst day in my life. i am going to be sad for a very long time. if any of you bitches want to come cheer me up, feel free.
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Fucking breeder. If she starts drinking heavily, at least she can have a little FAS baby to kick around the house for fun.
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#32:
If the news of Jessica Alba getting pregnant is the "worst day in your life" - you really need to kill yourself. Now.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Oh yea... what interesting and exciting news...
Okay I'm over it...
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She should abort that fag's baby. I'll give her a better one.
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Remember they were briefly "on a break" a few months back?
I dated her for about a week then.
It's MY baby, bitches!!!!
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jessica no matter how hard you try... you will never not be sexy. now throw on a short skirt and show us ya tits, before i explode.
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Well I guess this ends the debate if she spits, swallows, or does anal! Damn you lucky bastard Cash Warren!
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Jessica is dumber than a rock. I bet her kid is a retard (not that there is anything wrong with that).
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you can see that she's very thrilled about her pregnancy
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Wow - everyone is so vicious today.
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Im sure Britney spears makes a better mom anyways.
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I've always been jelous of her. She is so beautifulll-- looks innocent, fragile, and childish.
lol
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"This one is a load of bull crap. If she was due in May/June that would mean she’s been pregnant for 3-4 months ,…her belly would be quite noticable, which is not the case in her recent photos."
Not true, especially for a young first-time mom. Most women don't show at 12 weeks, and a lot still don't at 16. When I was pregnant with my (first) daughter, I didn't show until about 5 1/2 months and even then it was easily hidden.
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#11 someguy
"God I hate this stuck up bitch, I hope she pushes out a stillborn and slits her wrists in post-natal depression."
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I'VE EVER READ.
CAN YOU GET MUCH DUMBER?
NUP. SICK FUCK.
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AND YOU ALL NEEDS LIVES..
HATING ON AN EXPECTING MOTHER...
OH SHIT YOU CAN'T EVEN BE HAPPY FOR HER NOW???
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? REALLY??
SPREAD THE LOVE FUCKERS.
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Nora
Im sure Britney spears makes a better mom anyways.
^ ^ ^ you made my fucking day
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savvy get a life
or, if you are jesucka, find some sharp object in your house... got it?..... ok... now... wedge it between something.... ok... now.... face it... and... FALL
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She looks good. I feel sorry 4 her bein judged the whole time. especially by so many ppl with little or no intellect.
btw there are sum really hateful shits out there. I imagine u dicks who say u hope her baby dies think of urselves as really taboo and controversial. yeah u shock ppl. Not. u are pretentious, self obsessed wankers with a preoccupation with ur own small dicks. Merry christmas.
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She's pregnant? Then I guess someone's wet-dream just died. *shrugs*
Sorry fellas.
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totally off topic, but her hair looks really nice in the first pic
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just look: this>> next to THAT
http://fileserver.glam.com/2/53063587-31421446e20ad49b7c.jpg
fugly baby!
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career = over.
cash = pin through condom.
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NOOO its happened, this day was the biggest fear of my life, Alba getting pregnant, i'm gutted,
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that is fucking disgusting.There is no reason for celebration. wow, this bitch is dumb, career suicide just because she fucked some douche without protection. Well i for one hope she gets really fat, fucking ugly whore
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Someguy, you are one evil fuck.
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