Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Ashlee Simpson's Under Boob Promo Shoot [HollywoodTuna]
- Hayden Panettiere gets the full ponytail [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Everyday Normal Guy [Flabber]
- Jack Nicholson admits that he was promiscuous [Celebslam]
- Russell Simmons' Babysitter in a Bikini [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Sex at Parties [The Bastardly Society]
- Kate Moss forgot to wear pants [Dlisted]
- Britney shows off the stolen product [Tasteful Celebs]
- Angelina admits she doesn't love Shiloh as much [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jessica Biel voted the cleanest celebrity [Cele|bitchy]
- Zac Efron is beautiful [Fatback and Collards]
- David Beckham's Underwear Bender [CityRag]
- Heidi Montag had surgery [DerekHail]
- Dita Von Teese Appearance [Celeb Warship]
- Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Paris Hilton saves Oompa Loompas [The Blemish]
- Jennifer Walcott sexy photo shoot [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Cameron Diaz's Legs Were Made For Gawking [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]












Someone needs to skullfuck this babyface and make her cry.
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its amazing how different she looked at the fashion show with big blond hair and a fake tan. her boobs looked alot bigger too. oh the magic of television and a team of stylists and artists. needless to say, shes really pretty and has a great body.
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she has the best body proportion. she has a very seductive body :) not like ale or adri
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She could be the most perfect woman ever to grace the pages of Bastardly.
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Very pretty.
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110% hotness.
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I liked Dick Nasty better when he was Ed Yang.
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#8, I agree. He is clearly a pervert that is only interested in the private parts of the ladies we get to see here. I, on the other hand, would wine and dine each and every one of the hotties we see here. It would only be later in the evening after a good hot meal and dessert, that I get them out of their clothes and plow them hard and deep until morning.
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I wish it was 1737 so I could buy a Big Black Fuck Ox of a slave to pound this piece of perfection into pure submission.
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That's pretty funny, Frank.
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she is pretty but not the prettiest ive seen here, ive seen prettier.
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she looks better on the runway
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I'd lick her ass. Hole.
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Wow.She's nice.
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shes gorgeous
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anyone here who thinks she ain't that pretty, etc etc;
you must be gay or you never had a woman!!
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I suddenly have a sweet tooth, and I need a lot of Candi to satisfy me, yummy.
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I'd shoot a load deep inside of her.
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who said she was ugly?
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im pretty sure rasheed would find this chick fugly
he would post this fact except his boyfriend is using him as a toilet as we speak
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Looking mighty fine.
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She is sooo fine,but if you prefer the skinniest chicks,check out the Kendall twins.
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
I take back when I said she looked like a plain jane.
this girl right here is bangin!!!
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she could use a little more roundness/size to her ass (like Marisa M) and more boobs...also her upper thighs are too thin for her hip width...her legs look too far apart.
very pretty and nice tiny waist...
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There is just NOT enough of candice on the interwebs. MOAR!!
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Very pretty woman. Hotter than Adriana in her prime? No. But I'm more than willing to settle for less than #1
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"She could be the most perfect woman ever to grace the pages of Bastardly."
Ummm....uhhhh......no.
And Marisa Miller does not have a round ass. In fact, she doesn't have an ass at all.
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She so reminds me of Cameron Diaz.
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check out Marisa M's SI photoshoot with her ass in the water...fucking HOT...but you're the guy who likes big FAT asses with the cellulite airbrushed out right? If you're not married, I guarantee you will end up with the woman who turns into a HOUSE.
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www.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/marisa_mille...
Feast on this guys and tell me she doesn't have an ass.
sorry, can't get the link thing to work so you have to type it in yourself.
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...or not...:)
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OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Fast becoming a favourite.
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Okay I'll say face resembles but is actually prettier than Cameron Diaz. But not as gorgeous as fellow countrywoman Charlize Theron (back in the day).
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Whoa - her ass needs a tongue bath, I'll do it
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gorgeous woman.
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#4 agree, agree, I love this girl, she and Miranda = my favourite angels.
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woah we gotta calm down here, she is very very hot but I dont really agree with #4 & #3
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I liked her better as a brunette
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