What Did Jessica Alba Tell Cash Warren @ The Lakers Game?
Monday, December 10th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

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And, once again, why is she stilllllll with this dude?!?!













Nice to see her toned down and smiling for once :)
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hmm, I'm intrigued, I want a better photo of those boots
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"I promise not to tell anyone you are gay Cash
as long as you promise not to tell anyone i'm a frigid, self-important prude
oh wait everyone already knows that"
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this dude is busted!!!!!! i never seen a real close up of this horse face jackass! jessica can do so so soooooooo much better.
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He looks like a gay porn star. Maybe he is actually a hooker.
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why is she stilllllll with this dude?!?!
'Cause she loves him.
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Jessica: "My fingers are all buttery from the popcorn, what would you like me to do with them?"
Cash: "Your not putting those dirty fingers on me girl, go play with yourself!"
Jessica: " I'll lube my booty for you!"
Cash: "I'm ready to leave as soon as you are!"
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No-talent cocktease. But take her seriously. Stupid whore has never done anything worth a goddamn except run around in a bikini and we have to treat her like she's Meryl Streep. Show your pussy, you uppity dunce, or get the fuck out of dodge.
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they look good together
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the guy is making me fucking sick. i gotta go puke. wtf! jess ranks right up there amongst the top10 most beautiful girls, plus she even seems to enjoy watching sports and she doesn't wear makeup in public. how fucking awesome is that????? but i guess: if sth sounds too good to be true, it probably is. so she's with jackass.
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He's going to be laughing all the way to the bank....
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Who gives a shit? Bitch is boring as fuck.
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She actually doesn't bug me as much here. They look like a cute couple.
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She's saying: I want to stick Baron Davis' thick black cock in my pussy and I want you to sit and watch as he fucks the shit out of me and after he comes in my mouth I'm going to spit it back into yours.
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LMAO @ 6!
Thank You. I've been saying that for a while. Although you took it one step further than me. I just said he looked like a porn star, you said gay porn star. He has that trashy porn look to him.
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I want to see her freaking outfit. Those boots look cute...
And she looks pretty fantastic without makeup.
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they are both fugly as heck
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Cash Warren is best friends with Baron Davis because Davis use to stay at Warren's dad's place crashing on his couch. They went to the same private school where Cash Warren and Baron Davis played basketball for the same high school and both stars on the team. Kate Hudson is also a graduate from the class with both Davis and Cash Warren. Warren is a Yale graduate and father is a famous actor Michael Warren from Hill Street Blues and his father is a producer. So he was money before Jessica came along and got herpes from Derek Jeter.
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She is ugly without makeup. :( How am I supposed to masturbate to her now, knowing this is how she really looks?
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@ 18. You're welcome. And I can even add he looks like he could be in one of the Bel Ami's films.
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how can you bastards say she's ugly without makeup?!?!?
she might be a self centered bitch but you can't deny she's naturally pretty
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I think a lot of people really gotta think about what they're saying. Yeah, she's out of your league...but trashing her because of that? She's the 2nd hottest woman on the planet
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Shes the second ugliest woman on this planet. She is pigeon toed too with a flabby butt.
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"giggle"
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He's totally cute and they look good together. She's a doll.
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shes with him because hes HOT
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