THose fingers are about the perfect length to wrap around my johnson rod.

She has bad posture... maybe from bending over to much...

Is she pregnant? Or does she have to take a huge dump?

cute, but bad makup and the hairdo makes her head even bigger.

This is not a good look for Hayden. She's 18, not 38, and her outfit reminds me of something an Upper West Side Socialite would wear to an Elton John AIDS Benefit. Hayden needs to be wearing slutty clothes and slutty shoes, not this classy get-up. I'm very disappointed. There's nothing I can do with these pictures, not even as an G-rated appetizer before a hardcore meal. Blah. Time for tomato soup and grilled cheese. I'm not feeling very hungry but I better eat something before I lose more weight.

Yang, you need to run for prez dude...you need to leave your obese old lady behind and the oval office will bring you up to hitten Interns and any other piece of pussy on Penn Ave like Clinton in no time. Damn that is a run-on like no other but i've had a few coronas today.

I want to give her a "suicide bomb". That's where I take a dump on her titties then wipe them off with pages of the Koran.

#10 Why so angry? What the fuck is wrong with you. You like crapping on humans. Fecal freak.

That's hardcore, Somedewd. If you made that up I salute you.
Can't leave the old lady, Tweeder, because if I do she told me I'll never see my kid again, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself if that happened, not that I'm going to be living with myself much longer anyway.
Is there anyone out there who wants to trade bodies with me? If this was 2099 I would be able to clone myself, but that might not do the trick either, cause if there was another one me running around out there I would find him/me, cut off his/mine arms and legs, and then fuck his/mine torso.
Shit, I burnt my grilled cheese.
Hayden better get with the program. Short shorts with stilettos and a T-shirt is all she needs to wear. But then again, she's got a couple of million dollars in the bank and this is how rich women dress.
Yuck.
I hate rich people.
Kill the rich.

#11 It's not anger, it's love in its purest, brownest form.

Hayden is super cute...that make up is too dark though, but she's always pretty

Ed.. how many times do you need to be told don't walk away from the iron while your grilling cheese...

Nothing to see here.

10,
fuck you...i am not religious but dont fucking talk about a religion book like that

She looks pretty good here. Looks a lot better in her more casual outfits, but going that little bit extra every now and again won't ruin my appetite. And those big, red, shiny lips... the mental images in my mind of those suckers slowly running up and down the length of my cock... Damn she is a fucking beauty this girl.....

Fatwa!

SomeDewd,
Then what would it be called if you wiped yourself with the Torah instead?

Johnny Religion bashing okay in your book?

Remember folks: Doodoo is NOT a toy!

WTF IS WITH HER EYEBROWS!?!?

Stubby, chubby attention whore. NEXT!

This babe is HOT!

Not looking good here either. Now that I see this pic, I think she looked better without makeup the other day. The dress doesn't flatter her figure at all either.

the makeup is unfortunate. her skin is too good for it. it needs no help.

Are fingers looking extra stubby tonight? My god, what a bunch of superficial sacks of shit. Is that the best you douchebags can do?

kills me to admit it but i think this fatarmed little midget cunt is pretty darn cute. however I cant wait till this bitch has a breakdown and ends up in rehab, a messed up product of the hollyweird system. im actually counting down the days till she does a lohan/britney

wtf stfu you all seriously need to get laid.
pretty. [:

her forehead protrudes out further than those bee sting titties she has although i still want to stick her.

It would be too much of a compliment to say she looks like the spawn of the Joker and one of the seven dwarfs.

Who put on her makeup, Bozo the Clown?

Any pics of her Tits yet?

Oh, and she's got too much makeup on. She needs to get rid of that red lipstick cuz it will leave a big red mark on thy pecker.

Man this is a bad pic.
Look at the legs.. she's got Cankles already

Always so cute, so innocent, I want to make her a woman....