Smoke and mirrors.

Can someone triple brown bag this fugly whore?

She's looking hot, except for the Pee-Wee Herman style shoes.

Forget the Photoshopping... this chick is F'n HOT.. look at those legs.

And I LOVE the Pee Wee herman shoes

Wow, she looks amazing!

There isn't a straight guy on the planet that wouldn't bang the livin' crap outta this hottie.

She's way up there on the fuck-o-meter.

And thats the bottom line.........

She is a petite white girl, almost garden variety, just like a million other girls I've seen in my life, except for one thing...
She's fucking super smoking extra amped up hot. Smoke and Mirrors? Okay, but that doesn't explain why I look at her and all I think about is the lucky douchbagel who gets to slide his slim jim in her jimjam. Those legs might not be as long as a supermodel's, but they are nice and she hasn't had a boob job and she looks about 5'2 which means if you're a large man, unlike me, you can pick her up and do whatever you want with her.
You see, I like normal looking white girls who use what they have to the utmost. Kristen Bell is one of those girls. She knows she's hot and that's what makes her hot.
But I have to agree with some of you, the shoes in the last couple of pictures are stupid and the stylist on this shoot should go back to his/her job at International Male Magazine. Heels need to have stilletto points on them. That's what makes them sexy, because they look like weapons, which gives a girl a slighly menacing edge.
I love bad girls. They make my dick hard. So does everything else, but that's beside the point. If I was Kristen Bell's stylist I would have her in miniskirts and stillettos and bikin tops all day long. But then agaon, if I was her stylist, I would be a fag and plunging my ass right now with a bottle of Metromint Water while thinking about what it would be like to take a shower with Patrick Dempsey.

im with bob on this, that chicks got awesome legs and id lickum from top to bottom

Oh, Miss Bell...

Wow, very nice body, but her face is hard looking and square, I prefer softer look. She's ok, not my type.

i can see why dudes would be on her jock, but she really doesn't do it for me. I'm not a big fan of most blonds though.

im not a big fan of her..but for how petite she is she has really hot legs...gotta give credit where its due

edward yawn strikes again

So freaking hot. I love her. Love the second page pic especially.

plastic whore

My favorite girl! Cuter than ever!

I would tounge that bung. Hole that is.

Hey, Elvis, I thought you might want to know that my mom, who's 64 years old, still flicks her gobbler to the thought of you in that black leather outift you wore during your 68 comeback television special. She says she saw you in Vegas back in 71 and that she sat in the front row and you leaned down to kiss her and your breath smelled like burnt bacon and pepto-bismol.

that was your mom? I thought it was one of the roadies

#12..you would like how I look.I have ultra-blonde hair and lovin it!

it was for a bet yawn chops -Im not a gay bastard like rasheed

#21 - if you're hot you're hot, ya know? I'm sure you look great. shes just kinda plain to me.

um have we got someone retarded here?
shittykitty doesnt liek the blondes ultraanorexicgirl
call the men in white coats -she's a danger to herself

I like how Mick Saggins busts right on in and changes the whole tone of this thread with a moment of clarity. Good job, Mick. However, I think getting a peek at Kristen's smooth clean pussy would be tantamount to seeing the face of God, and as such, you would disintegrate into a puddle of goo right there on the spot. It's funny, but I used to like staring at tits when I was younger, and now all I want to look at on a woman is her ass and pussy. Is there an enlightened male, or female out there who can explain why this is? Everyone break into groups of two and try to come up with an answer. You have ten minutes or I'm going to start talking about how I'm in love with Julia Bond.

yes thanks for that yawn chops. now can we start thinking about writing in smaller sentences and shorter paragraphs, and just a lot less in general.
theres a good boy

No. Learn how to read or take your Methlyn or Ritalin or Marinol or whatever it is that you have to take in order to keep yourself from pissing the sheets. Don't be a fool, stay in school.

2 and a bit lines. good work yawn chops
in this way, I will learn you

ps I was almost tempted to read what you wrote this time

I'm loving what this girl is offering in these shots. And she was fabulous on that Veronica Mars show. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her.

Edward Yang and Mick Saggins are the same person.Don't ask me how I know..but I do.

Oh, that reminds me, Elvis, I just talked to my Uncle Dave, who works in the porn biz, and he's friends with lots of the directors, which means I get to hear a lot of gossip about what's going on, and he told me that that right now, something is happening that he never thought would happen, and what it is is this: The Top Dicks, guys like Ben English and Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue (and others) are all in love with the same girl and that a couple of them have even asked the girl to only work with them, and that they have told the girl that they will give up having sex with other girls if she stops working with other guys. He says he has never seen anything like this. He says once the fucking stops everyone stays pretty cool and that no one really gets that attached because it's kind of antithetical to what the biz is about. He says the girl's name is Julia Bond and she is, according to Ben English (who also happens to be one of the top agents in the biz too) the most perfect fuck of all time. Ben English finished a scene with Julia Bond, and mind you, this guy has had sex with hundreds and hundreds of hot girls, and told her that he loved her. These are not the kind of words that are bandied about on an adult film set, especially not from a pro like Ben English, who told the director (who told Uncle Dave [who told me]) that Julia Bond's pussy was a paradise from which he never wanted to leave. Now I've seen pictures of Julia Bond; she's 20, about 5 feet tall, a 100 pounds, lots of tattoos, tiny little fake titties, and she's cute, but I never really watched one of her clips until my Uncle Dave told me that she was the Official Best Fuck of the Year, but after seeing one of her clips, I have to say I am in love too. She is perfect. Girls, if you want to see how you are supposed to fuck, and how to take a fuck, check out some of Julia's clips over at eskimotube.com. Okay, Elvis, are you still here? Because if you are I just want to congratulate you on paying attention. You are on your way to beating illiteracy, and I, Ed (Yawn) Yang, will LEARN YOU, motherfucker. Now back to what I was saying: Oh, yes. Julia Bond. Seriously, she is furiously hot, and I wish I didn't have to hold porn stars up as some kind of paragon of carnal aptitude, but there is a reason why men want girls to fuck like this and the reason is because it's nasty and hot and gives us an all-night boner.

You could make an elephant's legs look sexy with all that photoshop.

That's an excellent answer, Vesper.
I see, so I think that by eating the pussy of an 18 year old girl I will ingest the magical elixir that resides inside of them, staving off the inevitable. That sounds about right.
Holy shit, I'm old.
I'm going to die.

fellas cmon! Stop the hate! just appreciate!

well, vagina is best aged 18 years

Dear Ed Yang,
I was just lamenting the end of the first season of my favorite TV show this year, Californication. I hate most programs on TV, but I was spellbound by this show. The last thing to resonate so deeply with me was a movie called Roger Dodger, for similar reasons.
Your posts here have been a godsend. Pick whatever god you worship, capitalize any letter in his/her/its name, and I will send out a box of bonbons with a little card that reads 'I know you don't exist, but thanks anyway'.

As for chasing older women and then younger trim, it's simple: it starts with mommy issues and then switches to normal biological programming. Bone anything that is most likely to get your genes into the next generation. Young and healthy? Check. Nice rack? Check check.

Stay gold, Ponyboy!

P.S.
Elvis, I just bought a formalin-preserved hemorrhoid that was supposedly scavenged from your bloated carcass. Can you confirm the provenance of this masterpiece?

I bet her snatch tastes like sunshine. Me likey this little minx.

Point of interest - she grew up about 5 minutes away from my house. If I had only known, I'd have spent more time outside the local high school without my pants on.

I'm bonier than this bitch.

@44 and probably much more ugly too

she has a mean expression in her face and the thin lips dont help either
generally avoid women with thin lips.

not hot

I don't see her appeal, she is bland and crazy-eyed. She'll probably kill us all one day.

shes hot... page 2... nuff said

Posted by Rasheed:

"Can someone triple brown bag this fugly whore?"

Gotta say that for once I'm with Rasheed, moreover, she's got slightly lazy eyes.
Fugly. xD

She is so hot. Can't forget her sex scenes on veronica mars

#45..am I ugly because I love bones???

I'd bang her til she could see straight.

Rasheed is the biggest faggot on the site.

Which Rasheed...

She is very pretty in that all American kind of way.

very hot here

with yang, jesper and jjoyce posting comments, i need a dictionary to keep up. its like being back in school but i'll continue to attend class.

If it's any consolation, I have to Wikipedia every second word of Yang's comments.

i like her. whatever, shoot me.

Man, i gotta bend this chick over a table or something.

Hot as always. Would love to spread her legs a bit in that 2nd pic and get a good peek at that freshly shaven snatch. Yum.

If she plucked out her wonky eye and wore an eyepatch, then she would be hot in a Darryl Hannah-in-Kill Bill sort of way.

Edward Yang, I think your proclivity for pussy rather than boobs is attributable to aging. Let me explain. When you were younger, you liked girls that looked like women. Now that you're an old pervert (no offense), fantasizing about eating pussy of 18 year old girls is a way to hang on to life, to youth. Or you could just have realized that boobs sag and pussy doesn't.

oh and kristen bell is perfect. im sure some fag will come on and talk about her looking cross eyed. or some fag in general (like rasheed) will come in and bash this chick. oh, nevermind, i found the rashiit comments. yup, i see his daily use of 'fugly'.
im not sure what fruits and large fat women see in this site. this site was built for horny, dirty men, who love hot young starlets. this wasnt meant for the gays and the jealous lesbo cows who have too much time on their hands at their shitty office job.

pics inside didn't match up to the cover.

so dank

i want the girls to suck my ass.........