Ellen Page @ Juno Movie Premiere in L.A.
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Related in a Bastardly way:
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- Taylor Swift Films "The Jonas Brothers: Burning Up" in NYC
- Katie Leung @ El Estreno de Harry Potter y La Orden Del Phoenix en London
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Vanessa Hudgens NOT Signing With A Sharpie!!
- Aimee Teegarden @ "Journey To The Center Of The Earth"
Sorry, but Mr Chubby aint in to little boys.
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Juno looks good. I'm def gonna see it.
She is kinda.... nondescript.
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She is beautiful. Tooo beautiful.
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cute face and hairy arms
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who the fuck is this boring homely looking fat chick and how exactly is she relavent and/or hot? Bitch looks about 6 years old from whee im sitting and that aint no good thing
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Yeah, Juno looks phenominal.
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Keep this bitch away from my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Super-cute. Bet she tastes gooooddd!
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I agree with the hairy arms and needs nail polish to distract from her hands...
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Did someone say fat???!! Oh wait, I forgot you bastards are allergic to talent.
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She's pretty. Yang...where are you man? Waiting for your comments...
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Where's Ed?
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Ed's probably coming...
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The movie was good... although I don't think it deserves the 94% or whatever on Rottentomatoes. Sidenote: she probably has one of the worst hands in the business.
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also when you watch the movie, see if she reminds you Matt from Nip/Tuck??!?!
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I would give this little girl the full Star 80 make-over just so the rest of you would see what I'm seeing. I'm telling you, I have an eye for fuck talent, and this girl is the hottest prospect out there, barring her being a lesbo, which, I think is possible. All she needs is the right outfits, the right shoes, and a couple of years fucking her way through L.A. In the end though, she would leave me for another man and that's when I would jump off the top floor of the Mondrian.
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jax/moe, we should have a bastardly hairy arm matchup.
ellen page vs. alyssa milano.
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Homely and a tad frumpy but she has potential.
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I dont think her arms are hairy. Jesus Christ, she has normal people arms. You guys need to stop being such dick heads. And also just because she isnt an orange-skinned toothpick wearing next to nothing doesnt make her a "lesbo". you really need to get the shit kicked out of you, you cocksucking motherfucking pieces of shit.
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You rock rochelle! Ellen is beautiful. These guys obviously don't know what a typical young gal looks like, or how one dresses, or how one carries herself. They are just use to half naked girls who's breast measurements are larger than their IQ's.
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Right now, somewhere in a place where the police can't find him, the Yang is calling out his Yang.
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