Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst Prefers Penta Water!
Posted on Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 1:30pm by Jackson
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What the hell is Penta Water? Well, check out 
People who smoke, chicks in particular, are just plain nasty. I especially hate it when hot guys do it.....total turn-off/deal-breaker for me.
i'd tap it on her ... bleh, maybe not. at least she's closes her eyes. that's a big bonus.
Oh look I'm so healthy drinking water...maybe it will offset what the cancer stick is doing to my skin and my teeth.
Turning tricks at the bus station again? Blech.
She looks like someone's trashy grandmother.
Kirsten Dunst is cool.
"How much water you want?"
"I don't know, a penta water."
Could be one explanation.
Smoking monkey.
Cigarette flavored water. Disgusting.
She's deathly pale. She should know that no matter how much bottled water she drinks, it's still not going to help when she looks like a raisin in five years from all of that cigarette poison.
what else she likes to do with her mouth? lol! if I were a guy I think I'd be a little afraid of the snaggle teeth!
She was cute in that cheerleader movie.
she is starting to look like a vampire from one of her movie roles
i would like her to blow me.
she looks like a hobo.
ugly troll
Ugly.
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