Bastardly Fashion Rating: Beyonce @ 2007 Movies Rock



Taped last @ the Kodak Theater in L.A., Movies Rock will air on Friday, December 7, 9pm et/pt on CBS. Here's a little more info from the official site:



The first annual MOVIES ROCK is a two-hour television special that will celebrate every dimension of music's leading role in moviemaking, from singing starlets to scene-stealing rappers, to directors whose indelible musical tastes redefine the way we listen to music and watch films. Who are some of the unforgettable talents set to perform during the special? Only such luminaries as Beyoncé, Carrie Underwood, Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes, Sir Elton John, Eve, Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, John Legend, John Williams, LL Cool J, LeAnn Rimes, Marc Anthony, Mary J. Blige, Nicole Scherzinger, Queen Latifah, Tony Bennett and Usher and will.i.am. [CBS]



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ummm... okay... Its like a mermaid christmas dress

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 6:46pm
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You certainly can't blame her for lack of curves. As much as I hate the color of that dress, it really emphasizes her curvy figure...

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 6:47pm
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The color is great, the fabric is great and she looks good...but the dress itself is FUCKING UGLY AS SIN. Those mermaid dresses have to go...if it was knee length, I'd be complimenting her for days....

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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OK Ariel.......

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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I don't know why she continues wearing mermaid style dresses. They don't look good on her.
Like somebody said on youtube about Beyonce, she's the queen of fake beauty. She did this Loreal commercial with Milla jovovich and she looked plain next to her.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oPlCuPIlFvQ

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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#5 -- that is the "I think my arms and shoulders are fat" pose

My sister was a swimmer (big arms and shoulders) and used to do that shit all the time in photos.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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she looks like a fucking fish.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:30pm
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She's gotta get her mom to stop making those mermaid dresses for her.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:56pm
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NASTY and she couldn't be any faker if she tried.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 8:22pm
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She looks amazing in these pictures.

Love those shots where you see those hips just curve out.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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those poses are very unfortunate... and a dress that tight just isn't necessary. her skin looks darker though and her hair is better; she actually looks more "black" now

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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I bet she has a shit load of spandex on underneath that dress. She does have curves but they aren't that clean.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:06pm
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yes, more please.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:12pm
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Am I the only one who sees a drag queen? She is the epitome of fake. Just imagine waking up next to her when she's not wearing 2lbs of makeup... scary.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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she has no sense of style...her mom is still dressing her and she has a mermaid complex

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:35pm
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I'd hate to be as curvy as Beyonce, but I think she really pulls it off. It's quite sweet how she exists in a different 'fashion universe' from anyone else- relentlessly plugging her sausage-casing dress/caked-on makeup/weave combo with no attempt to try anything different or fresh. She does end up looking fantastic, but we can see all the effort that's been made to get there.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:54pm
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I bet between the dress and heels she can't run very fast! A prime candidate to be bent over and spanked! Her arms look backwards in the 3rd picture!

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 9:58pm
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Her hair makes me want to vomit.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 10:01pm
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SHe makes that dress look extra ugly. Look at her fat arms trying to escape that too tight dress. Could you get any more ghetto and tacky than Beyonce?

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 10:06pm
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I hate mermaid dresses, they're just awful. I like B's curves and I love the dress's color, though.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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gorgeous dress

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 1:25am
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this bitch is boring as fuck...i'm glad she shaved her mustache though...

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 1:54am
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hahahahahahahahahahaha she looks like a god damn dude...an old, ugly dude...i like the fact that her hair looks real here you know in color and texture...looks like someone who is proud to be black...but unfortunately, she looks ugly as hell...and this is still with fake hair and tons of makeup...now, i see the reason behind her blonde, luscious wigs.....man, she's got no face, no body, no personality, damn overrated...and looking at that dress, i feel like i cant breathe myself...just fucking go away and stop selling fake on your ghetto ass clothing line, cunt

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 2:48am
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she's really starting to look good lately. i love the hair color and of course her body is looking amazing as usual.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:17am
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I like the dress, but in a better body such as Adri's or Ale's! ;DD

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 5:13am
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EiriniRK
you're sick
that dress wouldn't look good at all on adriana or alessandra, they are both manly looking hoes without any curves except of their fake breasts
yuck
beyonce is the perfect example of a sexy female body
but it is true she gained a few to much in last months..

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 6:48am
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No matter how much they try to say she's hot, I always find her ugly, bitchy and yes, fat.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 7:05am
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she looks like a dying ostrich in the first picture.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 8:29am
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This type of dress makes the girls with the skinniest hips to look hippy esp when you walk. Jessisca Alba wore a mermaid style dress when she lost a lot of weight and she looked as if she had some hips esp when she walked. The dress wasn't even as tight as Beyonce's. She never really had hips to begin with. They were narrow even before the weight loss. Maybe it's coz she didn't really have a small waist.
http://www.maximamoda.com/blog/wp-content/jessica-alba.jpg
I don'think girls with big hips suit this unless they want to look big themselves.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 8:58am
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yeah. how did she get on that dress?.....

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 9:09am
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fashion before comfort,thats beyonce

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 9:32am
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WTF? No ass shots? This is ridiculous, Moe.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 2:18pm
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she looks like an effin` cucumber

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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Somewhere is a white girl that wishes she still had her hair....

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 2:44am
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I love the dress color and B looks amazing.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 10:57am
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Once again, B got 'em goin' crazy!!!!

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 11:58am
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color is fine. just a couple sizes bigger... its squeezing her arms!!!
I think shes beautiful but her posses are just taky. her arrival to the oscars was just the takiest thing ever. I think she should be able to see the difference btwn possing for a mens magazine and attending an event.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007 @ 5:16pm
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THIS DRESS IS AMAZING!!! BEYONCE IS AMAZING!!!! PPL PLZ STOP HATIN ON THIS WOMAN!!!! IF U DON'T HAVE HALF THE MONEY SHE HAS, HALF THE FASHION SENSCE, OR BEAUTY SHE HAS, THEN SHUT THE FUK UP!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!!!

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 @ 10:54pm
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ONE MORE THING....BEYONCE's MOM DID NOT DESIGN THAT DRESS...THAT IS A ZAC POSEN DRESS FROM HIS 2008 RESORT LINE....PPL...PLZ LEARN YOUR FUKING FASHION DESIGNERS!!!!

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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She makes me just wanna HUG her all the way around!!!

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 9:08pm
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"I can't walk in these shoes...which is really bad cause I can't sit down in this dress"

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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She looks good blah blah blah
but what the hell is that retarded pose she's doing? Is she a hunchback now?

Monday, December 3rd, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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stop selling fur* haha i typed fake...my fingers did it themselves since this chick is fake all around

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 2:49am
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and by "they" I mean the media.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 7:06am
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she got her boobs done for sure!

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:40pm
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Beyonce Knowles is The Best musical entertainer of our generation. That so many people, male and female, are jealous is (I guess) par for the course. It is amazing to read (though) of men criticizing this curvaceous, sexy, woman. The comments on this board range from sincere to outright venomous. One would expect such from women, not from men. NEWSFLASH: Marilyn, yes Monroe, was not z size 0. Neither were many of the so-called female sex symbols of our civilization. Beyonce, like all other (non-bulimic, anoretic) females, has weight that fluctuates from time to time. In this photo, BTW I hate the color fo the dress myself, her body is nothing less than slammin'. If one chooses to be anal and look to ridiculous points like "arms", "wigs", etc, then go right aheaad and be your crazy anal self. Bey herself has poked fun about her 'weak' physical issue(s). Lighten up, folks. She's just a (real) person, working a (real) job, that earns her (real) income and (real) public interest, such as ours. In truth, I don't particularly care for her, presnets as a totally self-absorbed a**hole at times. But she (STILL) remains one of the most entertaining, hardest-working female performers of our generation. 'nuff said.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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Beyonce Knowles is one of The Best musical entertainer of our generation. That so many people, male and female, are jealous is (I guess) par for the course. It is amazing to read (though) of men criticizing this curvaceous, sexy, woman. The comments on this board range from sincere to outright venomous. One would expect such from women, not from men. NEWSFLASH: Marilyn, yes Monroe, was not a size 0. Neither were many of the so-called female sex symbols of our civilization. Beyonce, like all other (non-bulimic, anoretic) females, has weight that fluctuates from time to time. In this photo, BTW I hate the color of the dress myself, her body is nothing less than slammin'. If one chooses to be anal and look to ridiculous points like "arms", "wigs", etc, then go right ahead and be your crazy anal self. Bey herself has poked fun about her 'weak' physical issue(s). Lighten up, folks. She's just a (real) person, working a (real) job, that earns her (real) income and (real) public interest, such as ours. In truth, I don't particularly care for her, she sometimes presents as a totally self-absorbed a**hole. But she (STILL), IMNSHO, remains one of THE most entertaining, hardest-working female performers of our generation. 'nuff said.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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