Beautiful as always, but where in the love of all that's holy are those Kristen Bell/Complex pictures? I had a dream about Kristen last night. She was standing next to me in the men's room, completely naked. The next thing I know we're in my dad's bed and she's telling me that I have a thick flute as I try to insert it in her. Then I woke up and made my daughter a bottle.

^ you need to see a therapist. But you are always funny as hell.

Mr Chubby's going to need another tissue...

Therapy doesn't work. Shrinks listen to you and the only advice they ever have is that you need to kill you father, figuaratively, of course. What I need is pot. Grass. Hash. Weed. Mary Jane. Maui Wowie. Purple Haze. Acapulco Gold. But I can't do that stuff any more. I have to grow up. It's a shame because it's the only thing that makes me even. And super horny. More horny than I am sober, which is scary. If I was stoned right now I would be looking at these pics of Ali and creaming my slacks. Plus I don't know anyone who deals. I asked this obese guy in my office if he could get me some pot and he said he would and then about two weeks later he handed me this tiny little budy about the size of an...
Holy shit I'm boring myself.

yeah mr yang, professional help may cost alot but very effective.

this chic has really been doing it for me lately. her body is ridiculous.

So you hit up the fat guy, cause he looks like he's down with munchies? Funny stuff.
It's everywhere in Cali....Just look for the guy after lunch who is staring at his monitor like it is going to swallow his face...Oh and the red eyes. Or just go BO!!! That ought knock a couple off their chairs. The fat guy's not going to give it up cause it's the only thing in the world that makes him feel like Brad Pitt.

She is hotter than fire... but is it possible that her boobs are sagging a bit?

I'm beginning to think that Edward Yang is the next gay serial killer.

Anyways, I love the small titties on this chick. If she was coming over to my house for a date I would answer the door wearing just whip cream on my johnson and my man boobs.

That's funny, Eduardo. He does have a bit of an ego, which I always thought was odd, considering he's got to be close to 400 pounds.
Ali's boobs are sagging a little, but that's okay, I think, because the rest of her is close to perfect and her skeeters weren't her main draw to begin with. That would be her face and her legs.
My favorite quote from a Gay Serial Killer, when asked why, if he was gay, did he kill other gay men (from the Arthur Dong [not kidding, that's his name] documentary "License to Kill" [and I'm paraphrasing]):
"It makes you mad when you're bad at the one thing you hate more than anything."
I've never forgotten that. Or maybe I did. Or maybe it's just the sentiment that resonates with me.
Either way, I think this is true. There's nothing worse than being bad at something you hate.
Wait.
That's what he said. I just said what he said, what I said I couldn't remember he said.
Enough.
Back to work.

OK Edward, thanks. Let us all know where you live so we can stay the hell away.

E. Normous Johnson....Those posts are coming from inside your house!!

Boo.

Shit man! I just fell off my seat! Too bad I'm in New York...And your under E. Normous Johnson's keyboard.

She looks GREAT - and Cold

she's really flat

She is hot.

very stunning here

Oww!! Hurt me Ali! Hurt me!

Mr Yang could give the Drunken Stepfather a run for his money.
And yes Ms. Larter's boobs look deflated in that dress, but she's still hot overall.

yuck, i dont want to know about gay serial killers, i want to know about lesbian serial killers now that turns me on and its sexy too, lesbians killing each other too hot, stop.

I am reapeating myself, but yes she is hot as hell. And I don't think her boobs are sagging. Even if they are, it won't show much. That's the magic of small boobs: they look young forever.

That wasn't a dream and the cross eyed bathroom attendent would like his tip now.