49 Scandalous Comments

Sorry, that's a gorilla. I don't like gorillas.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:31pm

What's Lawrence Taylor doing in a bikini?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:42pm

Shit, that ain't no gorilla. Now, her sister -- that's a gorilla. Venus actually has a pretty nice fuck body. I'd do here, and wouldn't give a fuck who found out. That's the type of chick you get all nasty with.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:43pm

How come on the court her boobs looks HUGE and here they look small?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:44pm

Her hips are so weird looking, they're like short compared to her thighs and torso (as if her legs were attached straight to her torso).

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:51pm

She should be wearing a thong on those huge hips! I'd bang her shitlocks right off!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:54pm

I would not fuck Venus, but, if I was my dad, I would let her fuck me.
As far as tall glasses of chocolate milk, my favorite right now is Bianca from America's Next Top Model, or whatever it's called, you know, the Tyra Banks show. Bianca is breathtaking, especially with her short, natural afro. More black girls need to wear their hair naturally instead of rocking the weave.
I love black women.
Kelis.
How come there's never any pictures of Kelis?
I think if I had one wish before I die of cancer it would be to have sex with Kelis. Then, after we're done, I would want her to bash in my skull with one of her stiletto heels. That would be the best way to die; a naked Kelis riding me and then she reaches back, grabs her shoe, fucking splits my head in two, and then spits on my slack, lifeless face.
Hey, everyone, if any of you are going to go to church this weekend and pray, can you give God a message for me?
This is the message:
Go fuck yourself.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:01pm

haha good one number 2.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:02pm

I've got Jungle Fever!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:09pm

BTW: My new favorite name on this site is Big Bird Jenkins.
Awesome.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:16pm

i bet her and her sister fuck so damn hard its unbelievable.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:34pm

sure wood!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:36pm

I thought Michael Vick was going to jail? What's he doing on a beach in a two-peice?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:45pm

some human species are so endangered that they shouldnt even allowed to come out of their habitat (amazon to be precise ) even if this means going to beach and soaking their body wet........

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:56pm

Ugh, I wish she'd get rid of those braids. They look horrible.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 4:10pm

The incredible choco hulk!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 4:14pm

i would effectively throw up.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 4:59pm

I don't think she hits the steroids as hard as her sister... bu it's bad enough.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:00pm

Looks like Sugar Ray Leonard cut off his junk (for those of you who remember who that is)

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:21pm

I usually like Serena more, but damn Vanessa has the better bikini bod.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:23pm

man, edward yang! wtf is happening with you? you are on fire lately. KICK ASS!!! they should give you your own site, or like a ed yang corner. i'm always rofl when i read your shit, so please wait some more with that kelis sex. (but yeah, i agree with you: we need some kelis pics, and that would be a hell of a way to go from this earth...)

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:37pm

Is that Beyonce without make up?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:19pm

^^no it fuckin' ain't guy. don't be a prick.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:23pm

by the way. she should be bagged on site

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:24pm

she s not bad. she should have a better haircut though.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:12pm

Er…she looks much less scary in a bikini than I expected.

That's about as nice as I could make this comment.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:10pm

Venus looks great! All you idiots who buy into mainstream media need to realise that stereotypical beauty IS NOT TRUE beauty. How about you all get out more, open your minds a little, and stop with the limited thinking you ignorant pigs!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:40pm

her body is sickk!! god DAMN i need to go hit the gym.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 11:09pm

Wow she looks like a man!! head and body

She has absolutely no hips, her stomach is straight up and down!

It's strange how someone as thin as her has thighs that overlap and rub together

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:25am

nice hairy airmpits. lol at beyonce without makeup

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:30am

Beyonce without make up is right...NASTY

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:54am

Anyone who denies being turned on by Venus is risking being outed, in my opinion. That's an athlete's body, not a model's body; nothing to be afraid of there, except for girly men. Those long, muscular legs are unmatched by anyone else in sports or in modeling, either.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:59am

SEXY LADY!

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 2:44am

@37:
Damn straight that's an athlete's body — unfortunately, that athlete is Shaquille O'Neal.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 3:54am

@37 i hope there ain't gonna be a flurry of people having bastard in thier name now. as i haven't seen you here before i'm claiming piracy. theres only one bastard and thats me. plus, this chick is horrible. you can't out a man on that claim.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 7:04am

That's a man. Look at the cut around the hips (or lack there of) and he non existant waist. That's a man I tell you.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 9:54am

Give her a Banana

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 11:12am

Im always amazed at how some of the ugliest most tranny looking woman get such good comments but then someone like Alessandra gets called manly and ugly.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 1:48pm

@43: very very very true. thank you.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 6:02pm

I'd hit it and never quit it!

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 4:33am

I agree with #43...it's just amazing how women like her and Vida Guerra, who both look horribe, get such good comments. Do people pitty them? Are people just automatically meaner when someone looks better? It's interesting, cause there's really no other explanation. I understand about Venus, because I do respect her as an athlete, but I do not understand the good comments about a useless hoe like Vida.

#4: Push up bra, I guess?

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 10:58am

i knew danny glover had a sex change...look at those nostrils you can fit a thumb up there...

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 2:22am

"O GOD NO!"

Sunday, December 16th, 2007 @ 1:45pm

if she had a more defined waist, she wouldnt look as mannish.

at any rate, cue all the racist comments.....and GO!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 1:44pm

See now thats a "buttaface".... you couldn't pry me off of Vida to ride this horse lookin thing.....

And thats the bottom line.........

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:37pm

& Venus my darling, you have absolutely AMAZINGLY flawless skin! its also refreshing to see nice braids rather than black women who wear white women's hair! Urgh!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:43pm

No I neva NO!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:39pm

Jackson why are you doing this to uus?
she is sooo............

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 2:41pm

oooh yes
hell yeah.
I like colored girls anyhow, and this one's pretty.
very trained up, but with a real sweet face and smooth skin.
love the braids. nothing wrong with sprtsgirls

(FWIW my last lady was black and had a sporty body as well; I'm white like it matters...not)

and she ain't covere with ugly tattoos or had a bad silocone boobjob.
atta girl!

sure I have her anytime anyway.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 @ 8:27am

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