Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton Fills Up @ ConocoPhillips 76!
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Actually, it looks like Paris Hilton only parked there to go shopping on Robertson Blvd. Check out these promotions from ConocoPhillips!
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Someone please pour gasoline on her and light it!!!
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What a fucking waste of oxygen.
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Sad thing is that if the world didn't know that she was a STD-ridden, stupid whore, she would actually be quite attractive Guess this is one of those cases where you are made uglier on the outside by your behavior.
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isnt homegirl's license suspended? oh well just another brick in the road for the STD-ridden whore. 76 is where all the backwood folk go to get the discount cigs and the PBR.
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"Someone please pour gasoline on her and light it!!!"
I'd paid to see that ...
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those legs are HOT!
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