Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere Needs Change For The Parking Meter!!
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

And, HP remembered to put on her undies this morning! Ow!
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Hips are getting wider, but gotta love the small teen tits. I would love to just get on top of her and thrust.
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Built 4 Fux.
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Pumps with jeans. HOOWAH!
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Yes, Somedewd, tight jeans and heels never fails to satisfy.
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I like how she dress. She has a lot of style.
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In other posts I don't get how people call her fat or even remotely fat. I guess when there is nothing to make fun of on someone as cute as her, you have to make up shit. Anyway, she has a cute little body and those hips are sexy as fuck.
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Oh and i'd rather have sex with her "midget" body than a tall 5'11 amazon model freak.
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Not me. I love the Amazons.
Anyone who thinks that tiny tits and tiny hips are attractive is a pedophile or gay. That's nasty!
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She's a spinner!
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Hayden- Hip-po
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Can you explain what "amazon" means??
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she has some birthin' hips going on in the first pic...
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Poor girl,her thighs are huge.
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her legs look like the legs of a chick who works out. what do you people want, twigs? go look at the olsen twins pics. maybe the starving look turns you on.
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Amazon is a nickname for EXTREMELY tall chicks. Id rather have Hayden than a freakishly tall skinny twig chick. Her thighs aren't fat they are delicious and perfectly sized. If you have a HUGE gap between your two thighs when you walk, you need to eat a few Big Macs.
LUCKY GIRL, her thighs are yummy.
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#8..then YOU are a pedo or gay..
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No ass. Saddlebag thighs. No tits. Four feet tall.
Yeah, I'm gonna just have to go ahead and say no.
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Yeah, I mean who on earth would want healthy normal thighs.....................
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btw when jessica alba was in her prime when she actually had meat on her bones....her hips were just as "wide" if not the same size as hayden's here.
Birthin' hips? WTF is wrong with girls today. Her size is fine for her body. If your not attracted to her thats ur taste and opinion, but calling someone fat like her or some shit is one baddddddd observation. I dont get it
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shes hot. thong glipse in pic 2 page 1 (yes i'm sad enough to notice). on the subject of amazons i don't see why people have to be 1 dimensional. why can't we like small and tall chicks. i know i do.
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Chicks come in all sizes...i was just saying people criticize her for being short...yet shes more towards the "normal/ average" height of girls. I would just rather her than a girl on the opposite side of the spectrum.
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She looks absolutely slammin hot in that everyday outfit.
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I'd Floss with her Thong
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i bet her cooch still has that "new vagina" smell...
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peter longfellow... i am with you on that one! muahahaha...
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Who designed the jeans ? to which he always responded,"I don't know, but they sure rock ?" MICHAEL BALL CEO/DESIGNER Rock & Republic.
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she's stunning and will probably only get better with age
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Hey, I love short chicks. Not too short, but average yes, because tall chicks are usually rough and masculine looking. A definite keeper to me is a pretty shorter girl with a proportionate body (nice legs and nice butt important) and of course a nautral, non-conceited personality.
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People make fun of celebrities because its fun and they are shoved in our face all the time so eventually you have to find something to make fun of. I bet my life that if this chick wasn't famous you'd be like "oh shit she's hot" if you saw her. Give me a break. Losers.
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thunder thighs!
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Oh and as far as Hayden goes.. GAH! I hate her hips. They're wide and really badly shaped. This is what I would call boney, because she has big bones that can poke you. Not gonna age well, I’m seeing a whale body in her near feature.
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midget love!!! - that's funny
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she's fine...i just make fun of her cuz of her linebacker shoulders...but she can't help it, poor chick....she should just cut back on the bench pressing, that's it.
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