"I fucking love LiLo. She was/is/always will be super hot. I don't care who she's with or whether or not she's in any good movies. She's a dream. Men get her and so do cool, interesting women."
"You love everyone. Who don't you think is hot?"
"I think you're fucking heinous. Your breath smells like cancer."
"The doctor said there was nothing wrong with me."
"He lied. He just wanted you to get out of his office because your breath was going to make him puke."
"I bet LiLo doesn't puke. I bet you could shove an 18 inch superdick down her throat and she would still be able to smoke a cigarette and drink a mojito."
"I think you should leave. You're not welcomed here anymore."
"Hold on. I have some gum."
"Orbit is the best. The flavor lasts a lifetime."

Uhmm...yeah. Moving right along...I'd still hit it!

She looked so much better here then she has been lately... I really don't like the blond on her

It would be an interesting scientific sexercise to put the two us in a bedroom to see which of us became exhausted first.
I have a theory. But science is about proving theories damn it.
And I'm all about the science.
Yes I am.

Does you theory include the massive use of cocain?

Nope.

I'm for science too

Define "artificial"

But hey, I'd tape that for you (for scientific reasons of course)

looking good...you sexy bitch...

Hmm, I see where you are going with that question T, and you are onto something.
So, I'm just going to go ahead and ban any stimulants!! (Apart from visual ones)
ha ha

I meant does that include the little blue pills or aphrodisiacs...

Maybe you should do a couple different studies therefore, you could get a grant from the government and get paid to fuck her...

haha @ king biscuit and t

No artificial stimulants allowed....