This bitch is hot. If I were Tony Parker I would do anything to keep banging the crap out of her between basketball games. Even if that involved 3 sums with Mario and maybe even giving him a reach around while Eva watches. That bitch is hot piece of ass.

That white kid in the background is flipping out. A.C. Slater must have sold him some an 8-ball.

This rat looking whore has short ass leg.

Now you know those two fucked at some point. Mario Lopez is a world famous man whore.

remember, Tony Parker is French, and a lot of these "arrangements" are cool with the French, it's a different attitude on that side of the pond. He's probably got some fine ass groupie pussy lined up in every city in the NBA which he is probably tapping on a regular basis when Eva isn't around.

Either that, or he's a complete half-a-fag douche. Then, I have no pity for the retard.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

I love this one, think she's very cute.

"She's no Eva Mendes, who my wife says, 'looks like a man,' a sentiment which I don't agree with."
"No one likes you, Ed Yang."
"Wait. Just listen to what I'm saying because I'm incredibly intelligent and funny in a cerebral kind of way."
"'A sentiment whic I don't agree with.' You talk like a dummy."
"Last night we watched The Wendell Baker Story."
"No one cares what you and your fat ugly wife did last night."
"Don't rent it."
"I don't want to listen to you anymore."
"Please."
"Moving on."
"But no."
"I'd like to give you my review of the movie."
"No one likes you, Ed Yang. You make me sick. I feel sorry for you."
"That's okay with me. I don't mind."
"Gross. Yuck. Eww."
"I want to fuck Eva Mendes."
"Okay."
"I want to stick my tongue in her enchilada and make her taste my mole sauce."
"No you're talking."
"I love Mexicans."
"Latinas. Me too. I've fucked a lot of them."
"I'd like to hear your stories."
"I can't talk for more than ten seconds. If I do I have a hard time breathing."

two mexicans they smell

i bet this ugly little rat has a stinky quesadilla...

^ LMAO at the above racist comments. Racist but still funny.

WHAT THE HELL IS "EDWARD YANG" GOING ON ABOUT!!
CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDD

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, vous etes vraiment méchants!!!!

alors! tony a toujours joué avec les spurs pour le match contre les autres!
il y a les dates sont beaucoup pour les matchs!!
vous avez bien compris!!!
taisez-vous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sa femme eva est bien sérieux
MARIO SAVAIT BIEN POUR SON MARI TONY

moi, j'ai vu la photo eva , elle va voir le match son mari tony!!

alors, vous ne savez jamais voir le match !!!

TAISEZ-VOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIVE EVA ET TONY PARKER

Ok weird comments today, but I'm enjoying them. Anyways, I still think Eva's hot, but damn whiny and bitchy.

supa slutz

i can't stand these two...eva for being a buck-toothed rat face and mario for cheating on that doritos chick, and for thinkin he's hot, but really he's not....

white people stink too, everytime im on the bus theres always a stinky white druggy, they smell worse than mexicans and indians.

Nacho vs. Hot Dog
Winner: Nachos

Carnitas vs. Brisket
Winner: Carnitas

Horchata vs. Tea
Winner: Horchata

Chiquita vs. Dole
Winner: Chiquita

Jennifer Luv vs. Jenna Jameson
Winner: Jennifer Luv

Huh. Mario Lopez always seemed gay to me. I guess I'm way off.

#19..no your not, everyone knows that Screech was the only dude on that show was not gay.

Ugh, rat faced money hungry skank. Makeup does wonders for pale faces.

Wow, Cathy. Your French really is in the gutter. Don't sputter your nonsense French out at the rest of us just because you think you can get some cheap intellectual ego boost out of it. Some of us in these forums are smarter than you think (my ego boost now).

Now I know why this woman always wears like 30 lbs. of makeup. Here she has less on and she's really pretty ugly. I think her and Mario make a better looking couple than her and Tony, at least Mario looks happy to be with her. Tony never looks too thrilled.

^^ legs

Oh and yes I'm sure they have fucked at some point. Women can have platonic straight male friends, but unless they are hideously ugly, trust me, maybe a looooong time ago we've fucked them or almost fucked them at least once.