23 Scandalous Comments

Finally, a celebrity baby that isn't ugly, but with her Father's mug, she may end up a travesty like Demi & Bruce's kid.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:34pm
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She's stretched and tainted now. Shame.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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There is always vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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that be some ugly baby

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:47pm
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Hey Valentina, move over to the left a little, I need to see your mom's milk jugs...

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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Thats one ugly baby she gets her ugly looks from her ugly ass, man face, midget, mother. Good thing she's loaded though she'll need all that money to pay men to sleep with her and to get some plastic surgery like her ugly mom has. And Salma's tits look ugly as always.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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I don't think I've seen anyy cute celeb baby. I see cute babies when I'm outside esp my nephew who's the cutest baby I've ever seen. He was cute from the day he was born and he didn't look like an alien troll like most babies do.
Let's just hope she doesn't inherit her mums man jaw.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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nice girl is dumb

the baby gets thje ugly looks from its father, if it looked like salma the baby would be good looking.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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salma was and is gorgeous.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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... but as y'all know babies that are not that gorgeous turn out better than the prettier ones!

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 3:06pm
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I love the caption. So very true. And the baby has some sort of Dick Dastardly's smile...LOL.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 3:20pm
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@7, Shilo is adorable.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 4:13pm
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I feel bad slagging off a little kid, so I'm going to remain silent on Valentina's looks. Salma, however...I've never understood it. She leaves me completely cold.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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As played out as it is already, the caption still would have been funnier had it said, "I'm rich Bitch!."

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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I´d suck all the milk out of the titties.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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poor kid...she's probably going to grow a huge ass chin...just like momma...

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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ugly kid but she has the money to improve her unfortunate genes like her mother did with her big nose and boobs

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 7:23pm
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Yes, babies who are not as cute turn out to be gorgeous kids and vice versa. This one's a little cute, so who knows. But then again, it's also photoshopped.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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i'm still laughin @ comment 5. but anyway...she's a cute baby, and salma's always hot

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 8:53pm
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This is a baby monkey.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 9:24pm
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there's a new MILF in town...

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 10:10am
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Hot mom, adorable kid unfortunately she favors her father's mug right now, so we may be in for a scary future. But she has enough money to buy hotness.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 12:22pm
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Nice Girl (Nr6) must be really gorgeous to say that about Salma Hayek, who has an amazing exotic face and the most perfect body. Now, calling a baby ugly is really stupid and low.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 7:22am
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