Bastardly MILF Rating: Salma Hayek & Daughter Valentina
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Valentina Paloma Pinault was born on September 21, 2007. She is so loaded that it's not even funny.
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Finally, a celebrity baby that isn't ugly, but with her Father's mug, she may end up a travesty like Demi & Bruce's kid.
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She's stretched and tainted now. Shame.
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There is always vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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that be some ugly baby
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Hey Valentina, move over to the left a little, I need to see your mom's milk jugs...
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Thats one ugly baby she gets her ugly looks from her ugly ass, man face, midget, mother. Good thing she's loaded though she'll need all that money to pay men to sleep with her and to get some plastic surgery like her ugly mom has. And Salma's tits look ugly as always.
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I don't think I've seen anyy cute celeb baby. I see cute babies when I'm outside esp my nephew who's the cutest baby I've ever seen. He was cute from the day he was born and he didn't look like an alien troll like most babies do.
Let's just hope she doesn't inherit her mums man jaw.
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nice girl is dumb
the baby gets thje ugly looks from its father, if it looked like salma the baby would be good looking.
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salma was and is gorgeous.
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... but as y'all know babies that are not that gorgeous turn out better than the prettier ones!
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I love the caption. So very true. And the baby has some sort of Dick Dastardly's smile...LOL.
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@7, Shilo is adorable.
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I feel bad slagging off a little kid, so I'm going to remain silent on Valentina's looks. Salma, however...I've never understood it. She leaves me completely cold.
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As played out as it is already, the caption still would have been funnier had it said, "I'm rich Bitch!."
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I´d suck all the milk out of the titties.
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poor kid...she's probably going to grow a huge ass chin...just like momma...
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ugly kid but she has the money to improve her unfortunate genes like her mother did with her big nose and boobs
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Yes, babies who are not as cute turn out to be gorgeous kids and vice versa. This one's a little cute, so who knows. But then again, it's also photoshopped.
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i'm still laughin @ comment 5. but anyway...she's a cute baby, and salma's always hot
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This is a baby monkey.
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there's a new MILF in town...
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Hot mom, adorable kid unfortunately she favors her father's mug right now, so we may be in for a scary future. But she has enough money to buy hotness.
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Nice Girl (Nr6) must be really gorgeous to say that about Salma Hayek, who has an amazing exotic face and the most perfect body. Now, calling a baby ugly is really stupid and low.
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