Bastardly Mercado Do: Vanessa Minnillo Prefers Glaceau Smart Water!
Posted on Friday, November 23rd, 2007 @ 1:30pm by Jackson
Earlier today we saw Cindy Crawford promoting FIJI Water... for more info on Smart Water, check out Glaceau's site.
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lose the boots, i like her she's pretty, bet she gives a mean dick suck too
She's cute.
Agree with the last part of #1 - I'd grab onto her hair and skull fuck the shit out of this one.
She must have been in one h-ell of a rush to have put those boots on the wrong feet.....
Damn. Blast. And everything inbetween! They are not on the wrong feet, just too big for her feet.
Bah.
smart water is pretty good. i drink it at work when we aork down at this one area.
and shes nasty, she should prefer wearing one of those ski masks so we dont have to look at her nasty face.
Ugg boots are so ugly and passe.
She looks like some ugly fucking retarde. When did Nick start banging retarded women?
no talent slut.
She looks like some ugly fucking retarde. When did Nick start banging retarded women?
Jackel, Nick started banging retarded women when he married Chestica Simpson. C'mon, you should've known the answer to that question!
Hefner might do pics of her? I suppose I'd hafta look just to see her knobs, but...
LMAO, could u imagine if Hef did pics of her? itd be another WhoreRaat photroshoot.
after WhoreRaat's photoshoot, Playboy is NEVER gonna be the same, stupidist thing he ever did, now you are gonna have LOADS pseduo-celebs agreeing to do playboy....as long as they dont have to show anything, cause u know, WhoreRaat didnt have to.
fucking guy is senile now.
I actually forgot about that idiot jessica for a minute their.
Smart water? WTF! Anyway, I guess the water is smarter than her!
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