jesus christ, so much hotter with hair......

PS God i wanna have a night of down and dirty sex with Lily Allen.

ummm what Philip.... serious... really? To each their own...

I like Mena with the short hair, so few girls can pull it off, I think she does.

But what I really like is the incredible Crap Hamper on her tight little frame.

An ass for the ages.

I just want to........well you all know well enough by now what I want to do.

Charlie, what the fuck is a cramp hamper? Whatever it is it made me laugh. Thanks.

Mena is hotter with short hair.

I'm in an Ashley Jensen mood, y'all. See ya in a few. Time to troll for clips.

Justin... shut up

Lily looks like the kind of girl you can face fuck while your friend is doing her doggie style as she jerking off two men...

Very talented...

Ed a Crap Hamper would be that sweet round ass Mena is waggin behind her.

LOL yeah, see, Lily reminds me of that girl kinda girl in HS that hung around with a group of 5 or 6 real close guy friends, and that every guy hooked up with, and did on a regular basis, passing her around and taking their turn when there wasnt someone there at the party that they wanted too hook up with, so you just hooked up with the girl in your mainly guy friend group.

She's the girl who would get on the bus with the football team and blow them before the game... But her official title was "team manager"

She looks damn good when she 'glams it up'.

I think it might smell like pancakes cooking in a redwood forest at dawn.

I know I'd gladly inhale whatever she was so kind to share.

Yosemite will never be the same again...

I'd fuck the shit out of her in most of these. Thought i'd just come right out and say it.

I am an old man.

The last time I had sex with a young, attractive girl was the summer of 1982, with a girl whose name, I think, was Amy Gandin. We saw Tron at a dirty shoebox theatre in Panorama City. We ate drippy cheeseburgers as Jack in the Box. She had a son named Kip. He watched Fridays in his bedroom while Amy warmed herself up with a clear pink dildo named Ted.

Since then I have had major back surgery, gone bakrupt twice, and married a woman twice my size. I met her at the Purple Onion in Marina Del Rey.

I was recently diagnosed with lung cancer. It has spread to my brain. I probably won't live much longer, which is fine with me, since life is not worth living without the feel and smell of tight young pussy.

My final wish is to have sex with an 18 or 19 year old girl in the back of a rented white limousine. I want the driver to head west on Sunset Blvd. The girl should be wearing a pink terrycloth tube top, a tight black lyrca mini-skirt, and the high heels that Ashley Tisdale is wearing in the post from earlier this morning.

I think I might be able to save enough money to afford a two-hour limo ride. The first 15 minutes will be spent eating the girl's pussy. The nex 15 minutes will be spend receiving a blow job. 10 minutes in missionary. 5 minutes in doggy. 15 minutes with the girl on top. I'd like to finish by ejaculating into the girl's open mouth. That leaves me another hour to do the exact same thing.

At the end of the ride I want to be dropped off at Leo Carillo State Beach, where I will be executed by a group of ninjas who will repel down a mountain. I want them to unleash a barrage of 50 chinese stars at my head and torso.

The girl will be paid in cash. I would prefer it if she looked like Hayden Panetierre.

As I lay dying in the sand, blood streaming from the holes in my body, I want this young girl to lift up her skirt, lower herself onto my mouth and nose, and snuff out my last breath with her vanilla-and-nicotine scented honey hole.

Amen.

Tracy - Make me, loser! First, second...so stupid!

Yea and you call me childish... why don't you stick to the point and discuss the pic and not you IQ

LOL u know Tracy, shes not cheerleaderish enough to be that girl...but i think were on the same wave length here as to what we are both saying....id take her even if it was sloppy 78ths.

Ed..is any of that true??

hey Ed, contact Hayden's agent and say your making an A-List movie produced by like Spielberg and your in talks with Tom Cruise to star.

im sure Hayden would be more than happy to make your dream come true for a part in that.

Ed, you are a poet.

Mena used to be much hotter, and now she looks like an ugly boy.

Seeing her topless and in those heels I would bend her over that railing and pull that hair! What a little hottie!

I like this girl for some reason, her eyes are kind of weird though..

i love her

pic 6.. i feel she is saying to me.. "lick me"

Mena's sweet ass was made to be spanked. There are many things that should be done to Mena's ass, but spanking should be a major part of it.
Yes. Turn Suvari's cheeks nice and pink!

My wife's sister is sitting at the kitchen table/changing table eating a roast beef sandwich slathered with six packets of horsey sauce. I did not know she would be staying with us for Thanksgiving. My wife is in the shower, alternately singing ("momma her comes midnight with dead moon in it's jaws/looks like the big one's about to fall") and cursing her vagina ("stop bleeding you motherfucker"). I'm trying to make small talk.
"The airport must've been crazy."
"I guess."
"You must be kind of stressed."
"Not really."
"Well, at least you're here."
"Uh-huh."
My plan was to convince my wife to go to sleep early. Tommorow is going to be a big day. You have to make two apple pies. That kind of bullshit. I wanted her to go to sleep because all day long I've looked forward to masturbating. Pictures of Hayden and Mena and Ashley.
I'm listening to Jesu.
Feeling nostalgic for 1996.
I used to be alone. Ecstatically alone.
Is there anyone out there is knows what it feels like to be alone and have big plans for the future because if there is I'm raising my bottle of root beer right now and I'm toasting you and your solitude you lucky son of a bitch.

Love this bitch

Suvari is such a sexy little slut. She needs to do porn.

Really hot here, but for some reason she reminds me of Madonna.....Picture on page 2 is amazing.

These are old pics, she still has short hair

http://web.wireimage.com/images/tnm/50936446.jpg

Ed, your writings are instant classics!

Edward Yang you gross me out, and I feel sorry for you.

Mena is beautiful!

Just a heads up to everyone - I just clicked on a link and my computer got immediately bombed with some wort of malaware from hell - Lindsay and her designer water....

First... She looks much better with hair

@2 - First? Grow up...

Mena does have a very nice ass, Charlie. It looks sturdy. I bet when she poots it smells like a redwood forest at dawn.

yeah, LOL i know sometimes i might have "weird" taste, but, Lily is kinda cute, and from the stories you hear, god, i bet shed be an amazing lay, and, LOL teh kinda chick that just fucks and leaves before you get up in the AM cause shes got better shit to do than worry about what some dude thinks about her and what they just did all night.

id kinda wish i had her as a "friend with benefits"