I used to beat-off furiously to MJH's Maxim spread, the one she did back in '99, I think. She was kind of like a guilty pleasure even back then, what with her wonky eye and all. But I spent many a night in the bathroom with the door locked jizzing into the toilet while staring at a picture of MJH sitting on some stairs wearing nothing but bra, undies and heels.
These pictures make me sad.
She'll pop out the kid, wait a year, and be on the 2009 Dancing with the Stars! Look how much weight the current stars lost! I don't know what she will do abou the face though!
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Well, she's gone past the glowing stage...Looks healthy anyway.
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I wouldn't have known who this was if I wasn't told or someway indicated this was a celebrity.
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I used to beat-off furiously to MJH's Maxim spread, the one she did back in '99, I think. She was kind of like a guilty pleasure even back then, what with her wonky eye and all. But I spent many a night in the bathroom with the door locked jizzing into the toilet while staring at a picture of MJH sitting on some stairs wearing nothing but bra, undies and heels.
These pictures make me sad.
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I used to love the talking cat in her TV show. What was it's name?
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wow. whop cares if shes preggers or not? LOOK AT HER FACE....my hopefully soon to be g/f when she was pregnent didnt look bad....
she needs to stay in the house. man i used to love her...
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She never was that cute.
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Jesus God, let this woman bloat in peace.
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@ # 4. Salem Saberhagen.
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yeah..she's pretty much had it now but man,that talking cat will always rule.
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http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_template_magnified.aspx?i...
thanks for the info edward, that is so sad.
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Down syndrome face. She's ugly as hell, it's not the pregnancy, her face is awful.
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LOL someone said this in the last thread, and while shes pregnent, it needs to be repeated since its funny as fuck....
"Clarissa Ate It All"
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Salem was the cat's name.
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aww poor girl. I'm not gonna say anything bad about her cuz she knows she's not hot.
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Come on, give her a break. Hey, at least she's a trainwreck like Britney.
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she used to be so cute.
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Oops! I meant to say "NOT" a trainwreck like Britney.
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I don't think it was the pregnancy that did her in...
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uh, I think she still looks great, she has a gorgeous face.
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Atleast she's wearing Abercrombie & Fitch! :D
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She'll pop out the kid, wait a year, and be on the 2009 Dancing with the Stars! Look how much weight the current stars lost! I don't know what she will do abou the face though!
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Use contraception you fugly whore.
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She and Britney Spears are related. I know shocking...
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Makeup artists can do wonders with a face like this. She still needs to chub down first.
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Does her coffee cup say Krispy Kreme?
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What fugly c**t!!
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these uglies really love to churn out more...
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man, the years take their toll...
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Cut her some slack, she's pregnant...
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