She is slutying up really fast...

Oh Good God.

Looks like I'll be picking up Men's Vogue with my GQ and Honeybaked Ham sandwich.

I need a few minutes to digest these. That last one is almost too much, so hot.

SHE NEEDS BANGS.

That last picture is making me squirm in my seat. I have to readjust my cords. Thanks, guys. I think these pictures speak for themselves. If you don't get it after looking at pic #2 and #3, then you never will, which is fine. "She has no tits." "She has stumpy legs." "She has short T. Rex arms." Okay. Right. Whatever. I refuse to believe that there is any man who could look at this girl and not, at least for a moment, entertain the thought of what it would be like to fuck her. I am a huge fan, and I will remain one, until something better comes along, and it will, but who knows when.
Until that day comes I will keep myself company in the jerky hut of my mind, where Hayden slowly lowers her pussy onto my mouth, the ultimate thanksgiving meal.

Does the world really need any more of this over exposed nothing?
So over rated.

She does have stumpy legs. The amount of photoshop/shading needed to make them look decent is incredible

Hm. Impressive.

Padded..push...up...bra...

Oh come on Charlie and Ed, half the teenage/early 20's girls at any random shopping mall or club are hotter than Hayden and aren't vertically challenged. She's not a complete beast, and if she asked me to bend her over I'd be happy to do so, but she's not OMG HOT by any stretch of the imagination. I'm gonna guess you guys are old though and haven't had any younger women in a while, so in that case it's understandable.

wowowowowowowowowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowoooooooooooooooooooooowowowowowo!!!

I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HER REALLY FAST!!!!!!!

this bitch is so average looking. zzz

Charlie, are you freaking serious? You must be pretty desperate to think this girl is hot!

I see prettier girls walking around the mall every flipping day. Oh, and they aren't midgets with fat arms, stumpy legs, beak noses, flat chests, long torsos and massive heads!

She's way hotter than any girl I could ever get.

i really dont know where you get the beak nose thing from, maybe you thought of paris hilton for a second, she has a small nose. others girls which they had a nose like that atleast.

you probably have a tinny nose, that is why hers looks so big.

dude, #22, aceman7, dont put yourself down like that...im very un attractive, and, i think that every girl ive chosen to hookup with, meaning, i was in a non impaired state, is a WORLD better looking than this cunt could ever dream to be....and some of the chicks ive wolken up with the next morning, no matter how ugly they were 1st thing, and when i was NON drunk, were STILL hotter than this bitch.

im sure ANYONE HERE could get a girl hotter than this if i can, since im a very unattractive guy.

she's hot,period and obviously somebody else must think so if we see her plastered on here every godamned day instead of say.... Rosie o' Donnell.

#25 Judge Judy's on TV everyday, does that mean SHES hot?

i have nicer thin legs and babyface, she is not even a babyface, i am ok, truly a babyface.

I am an old man.

The last time I had sex with an attractive young girl was the summer of '82. Her name was Amy Gandin and we went to see Tron at an old shoebox of a theatre in Panorama City.

Since then I have beaten prostate cancer twice and married a woman I met in Kansas City who is twice my size.

I'm not going to be alive much longer since the cancer has come back and spread to my lungs and brain. My dying wish is to fuck an 18 or 19 year old girl in the back seat of a limousine. My prefered route of travel is along Sunset Blvd, due west. I want her to wear a pink terrycloth tube tob, and tight stretchy black miniskirt and high heels that look like the ones Ashley Tisdale is wearing in the post from early this morning. Assuming that I can pay for a two hour limo ride, I would like to spend the first 15 minutes eating pussy, the next 15 minutes getting a blow job, 10 minutes is missionary, 5 minutes in doggy, 15 minutes with her on top, and I'd like to finish up by coming in the girls open mouth.

That leaves me another hour to do the exact same thing.

When we're done I want to be dropped off at Leo Carillo State Beach, where a group of ninjas will execute me by repelling down a cliff and, in tandem, throwing over 50 chinese stars at my face. I will pay the girl in cash and I want her to look exactly like Hayden.

As I'm lying in the sand, blood flowing from the holes in my head, I want this girl, my sweet little Hayden, to lift up her skirt, lower herself onto my mouth and nose, and snuff out my last breath with her vanilla-and-nicotine scented honey hole.

Meh, she's so average. She's trying so hard to be sexy, but she's not. Cute at most.

What an unattractive little midget she is. She is below average imo. She makes me feel like a supermodel, thanks Hayden.

yeah junglegirl, u know seeing unattractive celebrities, like Pantitrolle here, or like Pete Wentz, sometimes makes me think im not really as ugly as i think i am...

no Phil she ain't but i'm the about this site not TV...ok?

LOL, yeah i understand.

David you think that only hot girls make it on this site lol. How about you use your eyes as a decision maker next time?

I am an old man.

The last time I had sex with a young, attractive girl was the summer of 1982, with a girl whose name, I think, was Amy Gandin. We saw Tron at a dirty shoebox theatre in Panorama City. We ate drippy cheeseburgers as Jack in the Box. She had a son named Kip. He watched Fridays in his bedroom while Amy warmed herself up with a clear pink dildo named Ted.

Since then I have had major back surgery, gone bakrupt twice, and married a woman twice my size. I met her at the Purple Onion in Marina Del Rey.

I was recently diagnosed with lung cancer. It has spread to my brain. I probably won't live much longer, which is fine with me, since life is not worth living without the feel and smell of tight young pussy.

My final wish is to have sex with an 18 or 19 year old girl in the back of a rented white limousine. I want the driver to head west on Sunset Blvd. The girl should be wearing a pink terrycloth tube top, a tight black lyrca mini-skirt, and the high heels that Ashley Tisdale is wearing in the post from earlier this morning.

I think I might be able to save enough money to afford a two-hour limo ride. The first 15 minutes will be spent eating the girl's pussy. The nex 15 minutes will be spend receiving a blow job. 10 minutes in missionary. 5 minutes in doggy. 15 minutes with the girl on top. I'd like to finish by ejaculating into the girl's open mouth. That leaves me another hour to do the exact same thing.

At the end of the ride I want to be dropped off at Leo Carillo State Beach, where I will be executed by a group of ninjas who will repel down a mountain. I want them to unleash a barrage of 50 chinese stars at my head and torso.

The girl will be paid in cash. I would prefer it if she looked like Hayden Panetierre.

As I lay dying in the sand, blood streaming from the holes in my body, I want this young girl to lift up her skirt, lower herself onto my mouth and nose, and snuff out my last breath with her vanilla-and-nicotine scented honey hole.

Amen.

ah, lets not give him too hard a time, he seems like a nice guy....

i think they post her alot, cause, well, 1. shes a media whore, so theres always countless pictures of her 2. they have to find enough content to fill a days worth of threads here at The Bastardly and, 3. and prolly the most important for a site called "the Bastardly", they realize that shes gonna elicit a certain reaction from the people who come on the site....

im still very anxiously waiting for Caitie's and Duke's comments personally

Not skinny enough for my liking.

Don't hate... she Represent the Lullaby League

She's pretty. And of course her nose looks beak-like from that position; her head is slightly turned down.

I will give her one thing. Even though she covers it up most of the time, she has the most adorable nose freckles. What can I say, I'm part mick.

Hey Phil is it still racist if the person says a racial comment about themselves... hmmm maybe we should as JohnnyMak

u know Tracy, LOL maybe she should, im half italian, and im half polish, and i crack jokes about both all the time, like these 2 from teh simpsons...

About Poland...

I Heard they sent a rocket to the sun once....at night

and they made that submarine...with screen doors...

but Hm, maybe he can tell us, cause, well, if you can be, techniclly then a large number of black people are racist since a large number of them call each other by the N-Word all the time, and we all know it IS Racist to refer to people of that color as the N-Word....

and i guess that im racist too then, since i called my co worker today, whos white like me, the C-Word.

You shouldn't call your co-workers cunts... that's just mean... LOL

HAYDEN,PUT THE FORK DOWN.YOU'RE EMBARRASING YOURSELF.I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR ABNORMALLY BIG GUT ANYMORE.YOU'RE A BLOB.THIS IS MAKING ME SICK. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO HUMAN KIND.

i don`t like the last picture.. She looks like some 13yrs old. In the 2nd one she looks like a woman but not the last one... just some teenager at the pool.
anyway, this magazine created a nice fantasy about her. we all know how she looks in reality

LOL i didnt call him a cunt, i called him the C-Word.

I meant: good at many things.And this girl reminds me of this girl that I hate..the same bitchy look is written all over them..

..and @ 56..I think that you totally read me wrong.Or..can't you read??

Comment #57 is 100% on target. i had a like observation in the last Miley Cyrus thread....

and UltraSkinnyGirl, i think u should find out where Pantitrolle is going to be next, go and cunt punt her, and ill take some pictures...that is if i can hold the camera steady enough from laughing so hard....

Phil..I think I don't even wanna know what that meant.

Gia, i cant say i made that up, i wish i could remember who did actually.....i was just rehashing it cause it cause i thought it was a funny action to do to a female that was as big a bitch as Pantitrolle....

who started that? please someone take credit since i dont want to go and try and find it in one of the past threads....

ok and my OPINION is that i think the people who call her fat or ugly are retarded.

thats my opinion, im entitled too it right?

BTW Phillip if your so adamant about everyone having opinions and everyone being entitled to them and liking what they like, you sure do try to shove your opinion down everyone's throat like it's a fact with your novel length posts.

JUST sayin'.

how old are you anyway phillip?

hey VSpink, where do i EVER put down or attack ANYONE that disagrees with my opinion?

i dont do that cause i respect that everyone has the right to their own opinion.

my dispariging comments arent any more "Shoving down someones throat" then the positive comments that go into detail about what people would like to do sexually to them.

but again, where do i EVER attack someone or put down someone that disagrees with me? doi ever say shit like

"oh if you liek so and so, your a pedophile, gay, racist or jealous?"
"anyone that thinks this bitch is hot is a completly stupid moron"

do i EVER say that kind of thing? NO. my negative comments arent anything more than the oppisote of what some peoples POSITIVES are.

And..no,Phillip,I meant every word I said about Hayden.I like skeletons,in case you didn't know.

LOL USG, u are funny, i still dont know when, and when not to take you seriously. nor do i think i ever will solve the mystery that is USG...

and i found the "Cunt punt" poster!!!

all credit goes to SmackyD...heres his original post....

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Some one needs to “Cunt Punt”* this chick!!!

*cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.

“Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!”
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Ed..if you're sturring up some trouble,I'm in.

And..I really like those first two pages of Hayden.Photoshop or not.(Duh)..

Has anyone ever seen that word on the poster behind her, on photo #2?

I think that's quite subliminally done, on a photo with such a pedofilic charge.

Phillip..do you own something in this site?Just wondering.

no, and if its cause you are wondering why i post alot, i like the site, well and why im posting more than usual tonight, i have to get up early and spend all day out for thanksgiving, so, i cant go out, cause ill stay out all night then pass out before dinner time tomorrow, and everyone will get pissy with me.

I know..I'm an addict..to the internet.Not a good thing.I only go out when some guys(or this one guy) want's to meet me.And he has to drag me from the computer..Nah,just kidding.It's a wonder that I can even last during my work.

hey, plus its fun to talk shit about these celebrities, as well as see who agrees and disagrees with whom i think is hot.

alot of the time i wind up rethinking someone i think MIGHT be nasty if i find the same people posting about others whom i think is hot.

and also with an annonymus forum type thing like this, people tend to be more honest, so, 99.9% of the time people wont be honest to your face about anything, chances are they will when they can post annon.

look at that Ed dude, hes a perfect example, im sure he doesnt go around talking like that in real life.

these kinds of places are healthy, kinda like GTA is. places like this give alot of people an outlet so, instead of stalking said celeb and then pulling a John Hinkley, they can just stare at pics of them ONLINE, and never have to actually "Scare" them in person....i realize it still happens every now and then, ive head Hilary Duff, Michelle Branch and Danielle Harris have some nutty stalkers, but, in general, i think the internet has helped cut down on shit like that.

chow USG, id say Happy Thanksgiving, but, if its 250 where you are, you wont be celebrating LOL. i think its time i made some calls and hit the hay too, so, following USG's example, i too and hitting the hay....but i cant go to sleep with trolls on the mind, so i shall go post once more in the Ashley Tisdale thread so my head is filled with sugar plums and cream soda when my head hits the pillow, not trolls and the smell of rotting cat food.

wow..why don't you guys just hook up allready??Ultraskinny & Phillip sitting in a tree..

Charlie..I have no idea what you are talking about.P.S. UltraSkinnyGirl..are you really ultra skinny??

Hey Phillip, please take a moment to review the usage of your vs. you're. Thank you. You're welcome.

well, id hit that.

hmmm....i take back my little "t-rex arms" and "big ass head" comments...but just for this set of pics....ugh...i have to admit she looks hot....they were actually able to photoshop about 10 lbs from her shoulders...she doesn't look like a line-backer..

Jesus Fucking Christ!

Marvellous masturbation material this.

110% guaranteed to make you cum within 29 seconds.

What a beauty.

Phil's laughable, pathetic, and obsessive rants on this Hayden Panettiere (and Kim Kardashian) usually only comes from one kind a place:

A jealous ugly girl who runs around with her pack of even uglier friends to gossip and giggle about that one girl that all the attention is on to make themselves feel better because their existence is sad.

Now Phil says he is a dude. So if he's a dude, but behaves like the above kind of female then.....

Well, you fill in the blanks.

And have a Happy Thanksgiving... :D

I'd fuck her so gently.

I feel sorry for you guys..Anywho happy Turkey Day to all the Americans!!!!!!!!!!!

3 words: photoshop, photoshop, photoshop.

Stumpy on the way to slutdom...

JohnnyMak you're my hero.

happy turkey day =)~

She's cute, ok, but her body looks like she's not completely developed yet, and it's like looking at a kid. Not to mention the fact that this photoshoot is kind of wrong, the whole thing I mean, seems like it's been done for pedos, and that is gross. If I were a grown up man, I would feel uncomfortable watchin these pics. And I actually feel like that even if I have her same age. Where the hell are her parents?

Thoses Pictures Are Not From Men's Vogue There From GQ

Lily there is no such thing as a parent in today's world. There is no such thing as dignity either.

Why do you keep posting her?, my next door neighbor is hotter than this highly over rated midget.

funny that JohnnyMak thinks my rants on Pantitrolle and Whoreraat are...

"laughable, pathetic, and obsessive"

and on TOP of that, hes trying to imply im gay...

but notice how in EVERY WhoreRaat and Pantitrolle thread that i post a comment in, JohnnyMak isnt far behind making like comments about ME?

hm...talk about pathetic, obsessive and gay....JohnnyMak, you might want to take a look in the mirror and accept yourself for what you might really be, as opposed top projecting onto me.

The first words that popped into my head when i saw these were from mean girls when lohan became mean, manipulative, and slutty:
"You smell like a baby prostitute."
I see absolutley nothing special about this girl.. she hasn't even grown a woman's body yet...

hayden looks very stunning here

she has no boobs at all and her arms and thighs are huge! i think she isn'twell proportioned. cute face, tho.

110 Puma is correct, she is very squat and will be getting thicker every year.

She isn't well proportioned USUALLY, but they make her look hot as hell in these shoots. It's kind of funny! Oh and I had a feeling she'd turn out to be a whore from the first time I saw her. Thanks for proving me right, Hayden.

Lets settle this the right way... A huge tub of jello and Samuri suits...

Oh and Cunt Punt (from the Urban Dictionary)

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.

"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"

Wow the Smurf is really coming along.. now that she's 18 she's becoming a Paris wannabe

Wow. It hasn't taken her long to turn into a little prostitute!

And, for the record, that's a HELLOFALOT of photoshop!!

fucking cunt doesnt look any better 3/4ths naked.

and yes i agree, just like YESTERDAY, all one has to do is proceed to look at her VS show dress to realize... her tits are NOT that big, and that is NOT a push up bra effect.

that looks to me like some seriously scary photoshopping.

either way who cares?

this fucking bitch is totally worthless and someone should choke thsi fucking cunt till shes no longer breathing.

Other than the whole ped fantasy, I do not get her appeal.

Ditto on the hotter girls at the mall. She isn't really even baby faced. I do not see why some young stump is more appealing than a beautiful older woman in great condition. I have seen plenty of hot soccer moms with better legs and tits than her.

lol I don't think you can get much more unattractive than this girl. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you're hot, which is something her people have been trying to convey to us..it isn't happening, I have eyes and my vision is perfect. How she got famous is beyond me, her mom must have sucked a lot of dick for it.

LMFAO Tracy.... OMG, best laugh of the day right there....god daym, im fucking really laughing out loud...

Any Nipple shots of her Yet???

Does the poster behind her in the second page say DICK

AND US GIRLS SHOULD USE THESE PICTURES TO REMIND US THAT WE WILL NEVER EVER LOOK LIKE THIS!!WITH GOD'S HELP!!

This is ironic. On one hand, Dateline is chasing down pervs that try to fuck 14 year olds, on the other, Vogue shoots her to look like a sexy 14 year old, complete with the teddy bear and boy posters, counting on the idea that guys want to fuck them. I don't get it.

You're absolutely right, Star Brand. It's one of the main paradoxes of our culture right now. Teenage girls are marketed to be the apex of desirability. And I'm not saying that I agree. There are 45, 50 year old women who have as much heat coming off of them as any 18 year old girl. But we're told to want these young girls and then we are made to feel guilty, even criminal for thinking what we are asked to think. This is called a double bind, and some people - radical psychiatrist R.D. Laing, athropologist Gregory Bateson - believe that situations like this, where communication spins in a loop, is one of the reasons for schizophrenia, which would explain a lot about America right now, because we are a sick, sick culture.

All that being said, I see nothing wrong with wanting to fuck an 18 year old girl. My dad was dating 20 year old girls when he was 55 and he told me it was the best sex he ever had.

And to those of you who say that Hayden looks like any random girl in the mall, well, I would want to fuck them too if I saw them.

That's the point.
Hayden is just a representative of a certain demographic. And I like it. She's cute and blonde and clean and petite and she thinks she sexy, which is the sexiest thing you can do as a girl. Just act like you're hot and 9 times out of 10 someone, SOMEONE, will buy and bag it.
From our table to yours.
Albertsons.

id suggest that UltraSkinnyGirl is being sarcastic when she talks about her being too fat, kinda an ironic comment on the state of whats an "acceptable" weight in hollywoodish culture, but, if your on this site, you honestly shouldve realized that.

and yes i know what ugly is....scroll back to the top of the page...no not Zappa....and its staring right at you putting something in her mouth.

but thats just my opinion. we are all entitled to it. its obvious just by THIS thread that people have different tastes. theres just as many people here that think this cunt is ugly as their is attractive. NO ONE is "god" and so NO ONES Opinion can be taken as word.

Yeah.what the fuck is cunt punt??Something tells me it's something dirrty.

Ed, your REALLY not trying hard enough, and, your theory is already debunked, cause i think youve said numerous times your married. so id suggest that at one point or another during EVERYDAY you have a women standing within 5 feet of you.

but, you arent trying hard enough, like i said, im a pretty un attractive dude, but i do pretty good, and, like i said, personally, all the chicks ive dated have been WAY hotter than Pantitrolle.

i cant say im as old as you, but, my regular, teh female i like to actually keep around cause shes cool, who is fastly turning into whats gonna be my girlfriend, shudders i hate that word, is 11 years younger than me.

if you gave it a chance, im proof that anythings possible.

31...and im sorry shes 10 years younger than me, she turned 21 this year, and shes got a 3 year old daughter.

and USG, i dont really know the "Definition" of "Cunt Punt", this is why im hoping whomever came up with that comes back here and gives up a description of it...

Elvira..it either says :Dick or nick.

Anyways..good night Phil.The time here is 02:50.

No kidding Gia, geez...

So, uh, what are you up to?

Ever have your salad toseed?

Haha they airbrushed her some tits, that is hilarious.

OH and LOL me and USG should hook up huh? i gather that she doesnt like me all too much if you read her past posts to some of my responces, and that she was being nice since it was techincilly thanksgiving...

but ill tell you, its ALOT less Creepier having USG follow me around at times making comments about me in posts, than it is when JohnnyMak seems to constantly does that. i must say, hes actually starting to REALLY creep me out with his obsessive stalking of me on this site.....all one has to do is go to any of the WhoreRaat threads to see im NOT making shit up....hes like one of those dudes youd make sure WASNT within 100 yards of you if you needed to bend down....

Her breasts are not that big.

we're all going to get arrested. thanks.

UltraSkinnyGirl, i realize you dislike me, and, even tho i have never seen you, i have NO DOUBT you look infinetly better than this troll.

I'm a fan of Hayden, but seriously..., when she does photoshoots like this, it annoys me. She's a young, beautiful woman and Hayden doesn't seem like she'd do this sort-of of crap.

It's so pathetic the way woman bring themselves down to a level like this... T_T

& UltraSkinnyGirl - I think most of us know by now that every photo put on (in) a magazine cover is fixed up, dramitcally. As a female myself, I don't look at these photo's and think "Gosh, I wish I looked like her! :(" as I don't get influenced THAT easily.
We could all look like that with a bit of help from photoshop..

I agree with Ultraskinny.Ya'll disgusting,probably middle aged pathetic excuse for a human being..get a life,why don't you??Ohh..that's right.No one want's your sorry ass .

Thanks for chiming in, Gia. Have you always been this quick?

For the record, I am a middle-aged loser who is physically repelllent. There's not one woman under the age of 40 who would want to stand within five feet of me, let alone see me naked. And this is why...

I LIKE TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF HOT YOUNG GIRLS.

And this is why...

I'M AT THE BASTARDLY.

You, however, seem to be lost. The food network website is over yonder, mon frere.

So much hate for such a sexy young thing.

I get why the girls hate her, as discussed, she is a Princess and getting so much attention right now. All other girls naturally hate that.

Ed really summed it up, if you are a guy and these pics don't make your dick twitch the moment you see them then you will never like her.

And that's cool, to each his own.

But I am here to tell you Hayden is special and her pink butthole has the power to turn this world we live in around and make things just a little better. Women will listen to her even if they are hating on her because they want to be her. Men will listen because they all want to see and taste her sweet pink pussy and asshole. Thru that power she will change the world.

Ed while I am eating my Turkey tomorrow and grandma is yammering away in my ear I will take a sip of the cheap white wine my brother in law brought over and think of that Ultimate Thanksgiving Meal you described.

Thanks for that.

Please someone scan that magazine now !!!!!

Oh,Phillip,I like you..I bet you are good in many things..

Star Brand - I agree, completly.

Ok, first of all, EVERY picture, magazine, photoshoot of ANYYYYY celebrity or person is going to be fixed, photoshopped, airbrushed or whatever. If you were taking a picture millions of people were going to see wouldn't you want it to look it's best? Gimme a break.

Yeah, everyone has different tastes and preferences but to call her FAT or UGLY is not an opinion, its fucking stupidity. Do you even know what fat or ugly is?

Anyway, shes adorable and she looks really hot in these pictures

Sigh.

She's hot in the same way a 4'10" T-rex is hot - which is to say not hot at all, unless pint size dinosaurs are your thing. I think that she be her next role actually. I'd love to see her whip those stumpy little dwarf arms around while biting things in half with that gigantic head of hers. Do it Hayden, it's the role you were born to play.

The pages of my Vogue magazine are now completely glued together with my own blown nut.

I think that I can't comment here anymore.Some of these comments are just TOO much for my liking.I mean..I was partly kidding..but it really digusts me when you guys talk about wanting to be with a really young girl..I think I can´t read this shit anymore.

wow the last picture...i think i just threw up in my mouth.
GROSS